Laceynix - Nottingham

[Travellingfun]

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As a weekly punter, always on the lookout for nice new ladies. My regular girl left town so decided to give Laceynix a try and wow!!! She is hot!! Way better than her photos would ever demonstrate. Stunning long blonde hair, absolutely wonderful breasts that sit wonderfully without a bra. Happy to suck away whilst you feast on her glorious shaven pussy. Then offers choice of position to finish, with which has to be doggy style with such an amazing arse!

My new 'go to girl' who works in both Nottm and Sheffield, so great for the traveling guys out there. Do yourself a favor and spend some time with this honey!! First review for me, prompted simply because people need to taste this cracker!

[NervousJ]

Where abouts is she based up north. I know she's at Spangles in Notts....

Might be worth a visit looking at the size of her boobies....

[CoolTiger]

Well done in getting your first review up, TF 

[mrfishyfoo]

Where abouts is she based up north....

Sheffield. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Well done in getting your first review up, TF 

Really ?? 

Fluffy and bordering on touting IMHO.

[Travellingfun]

Touting??? What you mean?

why would i tout?!

[Steely Dan]

Bollocks. 

Shall I paraphrase what you wrote?: 'Get down to aisle five and buy this escort now while supplies last.  You wont be disappointed. Terms and conditions apply'

If this is a real review, please see the guide to review writing.  Neutrally describe the experience of your last visit - don't tell us we should like her.  Just write like the other 11660 reviews this year.

[HailWood]

Touting??? What you mean?

why would i tout?!

I agree with Fishy. Looks a bit fluffy at best to me.

To add a degree of authenticity to your review, who was your previous that left town and why no review of her before now?

[Steely Dan]

As a weekly punter, always on the lookout for nice new ladies.
WE DONT CARE
My regular girl left town
WE DONT CARE
so decided to give Laceynix a try and wow!!! She is hot!! Way better than her photos would ever demonstrate.
FLUFFY AND VAGUE NO FACTS
Stunning long blonde hair,
ONE FACT SHE IS BLOND. THANKS
absolutely wonderful breasts
WONDERFUL IN WHAT WAY? SMALL I HOPE?
Happy to suck away whilst you feast on her glorious shaven pussy.
'YOU'?  WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME?  AND WHAT DOES SHE SUCK WHILE ONE IS DOING RO? THE GEOMETRY IS LOST ON ME (AND ONLY SHE KNOWS IF SHE IS HAPPPY.  BUT YOU KNOW. HMMM)
Then offers choice of position to finish, with which has to be doggy style with such an amazing arse!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
My new 'go to girl'
WE DONT CARE TELL US ABOUT HER NOT YOU
who works in both Nottm and Sheffield, so great for the traveling guys out there. Do yourself a favor and spend some time with this honey!! First review for me, prompted simply because people need to taste this cracker!
TOTAL ADVERT SPEAK NO PLACE IN A REVIEW OF YOUR EXPERIENCE

IS she fat? English? Shower? easy to book? funny? towels? DFK? Anal? Fingers? Tell us what you did.

[CoolTiger]

Fuck me, read all that wrong 

[mrfishyfoo]

As a weekly punter, always on the lookout for nice new ladies.
WE DONT CARE
My regular girl left town
WE DONT CARE
so decided to give Laceynix a try and wow!!! She is hot!! Way better than her photos would ever demonstrate.
FLUFFY AND VAGUE NO FACTS
Stunning long blonde hair,
ONE FACT SHE IS BLOND. THANKS
absolutely wonderful breasts
WONDERFUL IN WHAT WAY? SMALL I HOPE?
Happy to suck away whilst you feast on her glorious shaven pussy.
'YOU'?  WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME?  AND WHAT DOES SHE SUCK WHILE ONE IS DOING RO? THE GEOMETRY IS LOST ON ME (AND ONLY SHE KNOWS IF SHE IS HAPPPY.  BUT YOU KNOW. HMMM)
Then offers choice of position to finish, with which has to be doggy style with such an amazing arse!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
My new 'go to girl'
WE DONT CARE TELL US ABOUT HER NOT YOU
who works in both Nottm and Sheffield, so great for the traveling guys out there. Do yourself a favor and spend some time with this honey!! First review for me, prompted simply because people need to taste this cracker!
TOTAL ADVERT SPEAK NO PLACE IN A REVIEW OF YOUR EXPERIENCE

IS she fat? English? Shower? easy to book? funny? towels? DFK? Anal? Fingers? Tell us what you did.

Now that I've stopped PMSL.

Well "said" MrSD. 

[Travellingfun]

And that right there is why most people who visit this site don't post. I'll certainly not be doing so again. Ignorant fuck wits......how about some constructive feedback rather than being rude? Cock wombles.

[mrfishyfoo]

And that right there is why most people who visit this site don't post. I'll certainly not be doing so again. Ignorant fuck wits......how about some constructive feedback rather than being rude? Cock wombles.

Think we'll be needing some of this....

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[Steely Dan]

And that right there is why most people who visit this site don't post. I'll certainly not be doing so again. Ignorant fuck wits......how about some constructive feedback rather than being rude? Cock wombles.

I was constructive.  I first said it was poor, but realised that was harsh so invested the time to explain in detail why.  That is in fact the definition of constructive feedback.  Explaining why. I am now sorry I invested my time to explain

No one called you a name.  We called your words fluffy, not you.  But you called one or all of us 'fuck wits'.  You are the only one name calling.  I bet that works well for you in RL.

If this was a real punt then you now know how to write up what happened.

How delicate are you for goodness sake? 3 or 4 guys have strong words and you run for mummy?

And yeah and we get few reviews.  Punters trying to sniff out the fakes puts almost everyone off.  Except for the 11,665 reviews this year. Except for them.

[HailWood]

And that right there is why most people who visit this site don't post. I'll certainly not be doing so again. Ignorant fuck wits......how about some constructive feedback rather than being rude? Cock wombles.

If you read Steely's last post again, I think you will find it is constructive feedback. Maybe not put sensitively so as not to hurt your feelings but nonetheless it's constructive.
If you are genuine and authentic then don't give up. Prove you are better than that fluffy review which does not help any of us book the girl reviewed.
Is this constructive for you?

[Travellingfun]

Listen, your response(s) were rude, or at the very least, hardly friendly and encouraging. I've never written a review so when reviews are pretty much what this site survives on, you should encourage in a friendly way, not with sarcasm and shitty capital letters.

Either way, point made and lesson learnt.

[RogerBoner]

I agree with MikeTheBike. So far all the contributors on this thread are constructive. These are the good guys.  I think you should write further reviews. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Maybe not put sensitively so as not to hurt your feelings but nonetheless it's constructive.

There's no fucking place on here for fragile egos. 

How the fuck do you think he'll cope if MrCB comes calling ?? 

[Travellingfun]

Either way, steely dan is a rude bell end. His first response started with 'bollocks'. Could easily have given advice on how people like posts to be formed rather than be ignorant.

As I said, this is exactly why many don't post, because the 'cliche' will be so judgemental. I appreciate all you regulars are going to stand up for each other, but it's not for me if I'm gonna get reactions like that. Just being honest. Manners cost nothing. I hook up with girls regularly and I'll not be reviewing anymore now. The post was meant to help people yet its turned into a bitch fest about the content.

[HailWood]

Listen, your response(s) were rude, or at the very least, hardly friendly and encouraging. I've never written a review so when reviews are pretty much what this site survives on, you should encourage in a friendly way, not with sarcasm and shitty capital letters.

Either way, point made and lesson learnt.

You might have found this a harsh lesson. When a jockey falls off the mantra is to get straight back on. Did you ever meet Sexy Lips? If so try a new review - you don't have to go all Fishy Foo on us - just give us the basics we need in an objective way as possible.

[Steely Dan]

Either way, steely dan is a rude bell end.

I described your post. Not you. For the second time you have attacked me, not my posts.  I will not look to you for advice on how to behave.  Your example is not one I choose to follow.

[Travellingfun]

Either way, by claiming that it was bollocks was questioning my honestly and/or integrity. Really don't care if you loke my reviews or not, as to be fair, I'll
Not be writing any more now anyway. Mainly down to your rude reaction. Learn some manners you tit - another personal attack 

[arthur]

Who was your regular that left town?

[PepeMAGA]

Either way, by claiming that it was bollocks was questioning my honestly and/or integrity. Really don't care if you loke my reviews or not, as to be fair, I'll
Not be writing any more now anyway. Mainly down to your rude reaction. Learn some manners you tit - another personal attack 

chill out.
just say you're a genuine punter, try see it from the POV of the commentators.
there isn't anything in your review, other than your attraction to her that's useful to someone trying to decide whether to visit her or not.
would you visit her based on the strength of your own review?
 

[Travellingfun]

Fair point, but if what you see isn't helpful, there are better ways of getting your point across. Those responses were always going to offend a first time reviewer and discourage them from posting. If you think that was the correct way to react to my review, good for you but we all know it was rude.

Hence, why I won't post again. I'll still use the page for advice, but I'm not reviewing again now. Maybe people will be a little more welcoming and friendly moving forwards.......

[PepeMAGA]

I wonder, are you and Travelling man from the west mids section one and the same?

[mrfishyfoo]

Fair point, but if what you see isn't helpful, there are better ways of getting your point across. Those responses were always going to offend a first time reviewer and discourage them from posting. If you think that was the correct way to react to my review, good for you but we all know it was rude.

Hence, why I won't post again. I'll still use the page for advice, but I'm not reviewing again now. Maybe people will be a little more welcoming and friendly moving forwards.......

If you had told it as it was we would have welcomed you.

Instead you chose to portray yourself as a cuntstruck twat. Thing is that we don't like cunstruck twats on here so my advice is real your neck in or fuck off.

[HailWood]

I wonder, are you and Travelling man from the west mids section one and the same?

+1
I was reading the thread in the WM section and thought I recognised the style. Very similar indeed.

[Picti]

And that right there is why most people who visit this site don't post. I'll certainly not be doing so again. Ignorant fuck wits......how about some constructive feedback rather than being rude? Cock wombles.

OK will try to be constructive. For a review to be useful it needs a good ratio between the objective information and the subjective opinion. Your review was very much the latter and I'm not you, I have different opinions, preferences, etc. Therefore for a review to be useful to me and others (and why else post it on a public site), there needs to be enough objective information for us to make our own subjective opinions and objective evaluations.

Secondly, please avoid certain clichés like "treat her with respect", "don't miss out", etc as these reek of overly attached punters, hard sell / touting, etc - all of which will discredit you and your views.

I hope that's useful.

Finally - what's with the recent spate of puppet based insults - Wombles, Muppets?

[Marmalade]

Fair point, but if what you see isn't helpful, there are better ways of getting your point across. Those responses were always going to offend a first time reviewer and discourage them from posting. If you think that was the correct way to react to my review, good for you but we all know it was rude.

Hence, why I won't post again. I'll still use the page for advice, but I'm not reviewing again now. Maybe people will be a little more welcoming and friendly moving forwards.......

That's 3 times you've had a little cry and promised not to post again. You've been very unpleasant about the busiest punting board in Britain, slagged off its supporters and now, after promising not to fucking post again, post to give other established members advice on how to post. You want people to be more friendly to someone who acts like a fucking cunt towards them??
You couldn't make it up. 

Let us be clear: fuck off. 

[MrMan1973]

I take it you have read other punters reviews?

Yes?

Is your review anything like the ones you've read?

No?

You're either lazy or you are touting...
Instead of getting all offended put some meat on the bare bones of your review...

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