Guys i dont know how you do it?

[Soup890]

I tried to book a meeting for 30mins but I got there and I called the phone and the line was engaged for 10mins so I thought forgot it. I called around and half don't answer the phone and the others sound like eastern European crack heads. I think I will give punting a miss.

[fredpunter]

Link?

[willmo1]

I tried to book a meeting for 30mins but I got there and I called the phone and the line was engaged for 10mins so I thought forgot it. I called around and half don't answer the phone and the others sound like eastern European crack heads. I think I will give punting a miss.

Took me 3 gos before I managed it properly. Wish I'd given up then cos Id be mortgage free now. 

[vw]

Did you do some research first ?

[zundabar]

I tried to book a meeting for 30mins but I got there and I called the phone and the line was engaged for 10mins so I thought forgot it. I called around and half don't answer the phone and the others sound like eastern European crack heads. I think I will give punting a miss.

Rather than calling up every one you see, look around and find one you like the look and sound of and then cross ref their profile with reviews on here.

Instead of slagging off our hobby from 1 bad experience try looking at the bigger picture and you realise that what you had mostly came from inexperience and lack of basic knowledge when it comes to doing this sort of thing.

[PLeisure]

Was this your 1st punt?

Consult the Punting Wiki before booking. See bottom of this and every other UKP page 

[tantric talents]

If at first you don't succeed...
Homework, homework and more homework.......

[vw]

Was this your 1st punt?

Consult the Punting Wiki before booking. See bottom of this and every other UKP page 

Think he implies that good shout just in case your not a bottom man OP her you go. 

External Link/Members Only

[Soup890]

I just think is all the hassle worth in?

[vw]

I just think is all the hassle worth in?

Only you can decide that we know nothing of your desires and situation.

Personally for me it is worth it, but its not for everyone.

[zundabar]

I just think is all the hassle worth in?

that depends on the person, maybe it isn't for you.

Maybe an hour tops of reading up on the basic do's and don't s + 5 minutes asking for a recommendation on here might be too much work for you.

All I can ask is why did you even consider becoming a punter without doing an ounce of research? chances are there are dozens of solid WG's within a short distance of you that you could have gone to and found out about with a small bit of homework. If you aren't prepared to even try then yeah maybe the hassle isn't worth it for you - can't complain about having had a bad experience if you did nothing to try and get a good one.

[tantric talents]

I just think is all the hassle worth in?

Of course, unless you are single, young, good looking and confident at picking up civvies, or have just won a few bob on the lottery, how else do you get to shag any number of beautiful girl less than half your age? ( Hopefully you are not in your twenties or early thirties  )

It's certainly not as much a risk as the lottery but you still have to buy the ticket to be in!

[Mansell]

I just think is all the hassle worth in?

Oh yes, but do your research first, loads of info on here, search and read, then book a well reviewed WG and you won;t go wrong. This is speaking from personal experience. Spent about 6 weeks reading in here and lucking before my first punt, cracking first girl and had a great time, in general only gets better, a few slip ups but nothing you wouldn't expect in this game.

[PLeisure]

As all of the above - this ain't Tesco and they're all lined up in categories ready to deliver.

Sorry it's so inconvenient for you. But when you score a decent punt you'll be 

Enjoy, and don't forget to review her afterwards

[Hawkwind71]

I just think is all the hassle worth in?

Everyone's  situation is different. Look, do some research, find  a WG who has a lot of feedback and shows some maturity, email her in advance and explain yourself. Any good WG will accomodate.

Then decide if its for you or not

If you don't do it, in years to come, as you watch an endless tirade of porn and smack the little guy to death, you'll always ask yourself the question.

What if....

[Soup890]

If you guys enjoy it. Then you guys must have insider knowledge

[vw]

If you guys enjoy it. Then you guys must have insider knowledge

Majority of it is shared here, where are you punting ?

[tantric talents]

If you guys enjoy it. Then you guys must have insider knowledge

I am now sure this is a wind up 

[SirFrank]

I consult the tea leaves when my nuts are throbbing - they dictate who, where and when and they ain't let me down yet

[anonyorks]

It's not half term already is it?

[PLeisure]

It's not half term already is it?

No. This one got expelled and is waiting for the parents to organise home schooling

[Jamboney]

I consult the tea leaves when my nuts are throbbing - they dictate who, where and when and they ain't let me down yet

 

[hendrix]

I consult the tea leaves when my nuts are throbbing - they dictate who, where and when and they ain't let me down yet

I love a cuppa pre and post punt as it goes. If the WG makes me one during, and it's good, (proper milk, no uht shit) then she's probably got me as a regular. As long as anal, rimming, watersports etc also happened obviously.

[Hawkwind71]

So pin the tail on the donkey doesn't work.

Shit 

[Soup890]

North London. But it is scary place. I'm yet to meet my first punt

[LL]

Soup?
As in, "Waiter, there's a [Mc]fly in my soup!"?

[hungrypunt]

Soup?
As in, "Waiter, there's a [Mc]fly in my soup!"?

Hmmm my thoughts too!

[zundabar]

would he really be this obvious?

all I know about him is from the big thread that recently popped up but he seems to at least be semi-competent and with some common sense, he just happens to lack sanity and a sense of decency.

[tonysoprano]

North London. But it is scary place. I'm yet to meet my first punt

Hang around near Seven Sisters and you'll meet one of the really nice street girls that will sort you out. Don't forget to tip them afterwards as they'll remember you for the next time and give you special offers. All the best.

[Distraction]

I tried to book a meeting for 30mins but I got there and I called the phone and the line was engaged for 10mins so I thought forgot it. I called around and half don't answer the phone and the others sound like eastern European crack heads. I think I will give punting a miss.

You will pay a bit more, but if it is hassle of getting a booking that is a problem, consider using one of the type A agencies here:
External Link/Members Only

You'll be sorted and shagging in under 2 hours.

But as others have said, whether you go for AW or an agency, do your research, and pick someone well reviewed, if you are starting out, make your first session a good one.

[Bangers and Gash]

Hidden Image/Members Only

[od13218]

North London. But it is scary place. I'm yet to meet my first punt

Go onto adultwork. Search for escorts in your desired area. Make a list and check them all for reviews on here- do this by putting the unique AW profile number (at the bottom of the profile) into the search box here. Then you will soon weed out the time wasters and those with a bad attitude.
It will take you 20 mins, half an hour tops, and save hours, pounds and disappointment!

[Rod trotter]

Ok thats cool

Now go away

[johnnyboy61]

If you guys enjoy it. Then you guys must have insider knowledge

Jesus, it's only for the bloody enjoyment that we do it. Why do you think we go through a the subterfuge and expense?

The thing is back when I started punting, over twenty years ago, it really was a gamble. Now with the internet and a little time spent cross-referencing genuine looking AW profiles on UKP the majority of your punts should be cracking. Occasionally we should all do our bit and TOFTT (meet with an unreviewed WG), but otherwise there is no excuse for a shit punt and if you consistently aren't getting good service from well reviewed WGs it probably says more about you than them.

[NIK]

I tried to book a meeting for 30mins but I got there and I called the phone and the line was engaged for 10mins so I thought forgot it. I called around and half don't answer the phone and the others sound like eastern European crack heads. I think I will give punting a miss.

And now you never will!
Goodbye.

[Hawkwind71]

What a complete waste of space, time and effort. 

[LL]

I tried to book a meeting for 30mins but I got there and I called the phone and the line was engaged for 10mins so I thought forgot it. I called around and half don't answer the phone and the others sound like eastern European crack heads. I think I will give punting a miss.

Trolls I don't know how you do it. You sign up here, post nonsense, get banned.
You try again, get banned again like some non-geographical-crack-head. I think you should give trolling a miss