Considering making a booking via HoD - can someone help?

[Kingfisher1000]

Hi all,

I'm visiting the UK soon and am considering making a booking with HoD when in London.

Typically I prefer the idea of outcalls but this is just a flyby trip, and there's one particularly hot looking woman on HoD.

Can some give me a detailed idea how HoD works? I WhatsApp/SMS them with the girl and the time. Then what?

How safe is it? What's the venue like? Are there any secret cameras about? What's the etiquette like upon arriving?

Just trying to gauge how I can go about it

Thanks in advance!

[webpunter]

Not sure that they do outcall ?
Looking at their website there is now a search function
"HOD ESCORTALATOR" no less
I'd suggest giving them a call to start the ball rolling
Book & then follow up on WA the day before & also on the day confirming & request a reply booked etc

& dont even consider being late
The Greenwich Observatory set their clocks on HOD time
To say that HOD timing is precise is an understatement

Which SP ? & fellow UKPers may be able to advise if she does indie stuff or is also available via other agencies

[Kingfisher1000]

Not sure that they do outcall ?
Looking at their website there is now a search function
"HOD ESCORTALATOR" no less
I'd suggest giving them a call to start the ball rolling
Book & then follow up on WA the day before & also on the day confirming & request a reply booked etc

& dont even consider being late
The Greenwich Observatory set their clocks on HOD time
To say that HOD timing is precise is an understatement

Which SP ? & fellow UKPers may be able to advise if she does indie stuff or is also available via other agencies

Thanks for the reply!

I meant, I prefer the idea of outcall, but am aware this is incall only and am a little nervous about my first incall ( hence the question about secret camera's etc.)

The girl I'm considering is External Link/Members Only
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Both look seriously attractive. I love skinny slightly goth women.

Not sure I understand what you mean about "HOD ESCORTALATOR" I can't find a reference to that at all.

If I phone, who picks up? And what's the etiquette for extras and cost?

[webpunter]

Thanks for the reply!

I meant, I prefer the idea of outcall, but am aware this is incall only and am a little nervous about my first incall ( hence the question about secret camera's etc.)

The girl I'm considering is External Link/Members Only
She looks seriously attractive. I love skinny slightly goth women.

Not sure I understand what you mean about "HOD ESCORTALATOR" I can't find a reference to that at all.

If I phone, who picks up? And what's the etiquette for extras and cost?

Cameras, nope
If there are - i havent been there forever - for security & i would assume wiped periodically
How to shut their business down filming punters & this gets out
Unless you are a known person in the media / business it'll be fine

External Link/Members Only   see the ESCORTALATOR

Phone answered by a maid
You book for time [edit: like when] & duration only
The rest is sorted in room

[jesse4585]

Can some give me a detailed idea how HoD works?

Sure.
Generally speaking it's arguably the simplest & most reliable way to book a good value punt in London.

So don't let the detail you've asked for make you think it's complicated!

(  Granted, there's going to be some reliable indie SP's out there who are just as easy to book & even better value - but  once any of those indie's become widely known they're not going to be easy to book, especially for a punter without e.g. an AW acount with lots of +ve feedback.  Rarely does any individual SP stay reliable & available for a long length of time. Whereas HoD have been providing a reliable service for London punters  for over 20 years. )

I WhatsApp/SMS them with the girl and the time. Then what?

They confirm availability or tell you she's busy & ask if you'd consider alternatives.  Sometimes punters have got no answer and found it's better to call by Voice.
If your time is not for a same day booking,  they ask you to call or txt again to confirm on the day of the punt.   Otherwise you just turn up at the agreed time.

If the hot girl you have in mind is one of the more popular lasses, you probably have to book in advance.  (Though sometimes you can book even the most popular lass on the day, if youre lucky to call soon after she has a cancellation.)

How safe is it?

Very safe mate, as a long running business fully in their interests to make it safe for punters.
However - it is a very popular and well known location.  If you want the max possible safety,  pay a bit more for a booking from one of the well established up market agencies.   (HoD is essentially an up market brothel or parlour)

What's the venue like?

Like a good quality bed  & breakfast.  Fit for purpose - but not lux like you'd get with some agency bookings or even with the posher indie lasses.

Are there any secret cameras about?

Can't say for 100% - I've not bothered checking for Camera's though assumed they'll be there.  Other punters have said they have noticed cameras.  If that's the case, then IMO it would purely be to protect from criminals - which rarely bother HoD AFAIK, but it must happen occasionally.  Decent punters have nothing to fear from any hidden camera's, and it's very likely they delete footage each day except in the very rare case there's been a criminal event.

What's the etiquette like upon arriving?

No particular etiquette needed from a punter.  Here's the process. A maid or WG will answer the door and typically show you to a bedroom.  (You can take a shower if you like, though most rooms dont have en -suite)   The lass you've booked to see will soon arrive in the room and the punt can begin.
Exception: sometimes the bedroom is not yet free & the maid might sometimes ask you to wait for a few mins in a washroom or whatever  - they try to avoid punters seeing each other.
 

[Kingfisher1000]

Sure.
Generally speaking it's arguably the simplest & most reliable way to book a good value punt in London.

So don't let the detail you've asked for make you think it's complicated!

(  Granted, there's going to be some reliable indie SP's out there who are just as easy to book & even better value - but  once any of those indie's become widely known they're not going to be easy to book, especially for a punter without e.g. an AW acount with lots of +ve feedback.  Rarely does any individual SP stay reliable & available for a long length of time. Whereas HoD have been providing a reliable service for London punters  for over 20 years. )
They confirm availability or tell you she's busy & ask if you'd consider alternatives.  Sometimes punters have got no answer and found it's better to call by Voice.
If your time is not for a same day booking,  they ask you to call or txt again to confirm on the day of the punt.   Otherwise you just turn up at the agreed time.

If the hot girl you have in mind is one of the more popular lasses, you probably have to book in advance.  (Though sometimes you can book even the most popular lass on the day, if youre lucky to call soon after she has a cancellation.)
Very safe mate, as a long running business fully in their interests to make it safe for punters.
However - it is a very popular and well known location.  If you want the max possible safety,  pay a bit more for a booking from one of the well established up market agencies.   (HoD is essentially an up market brothel or parlour)

Like a good quality bed  & breakfast.  Fit for purpose - but not lux like you'd get with some agency bookings or even with the posher indie lasses.
Can't say for 100% - I've not bothered checking for Camera's though assumed they'll be there.  Other punters have said they have noticed cameras.  If that's the case, then IMO it would purely be to protect from criminals - which rarely bother HoD AFAIK, but it must happen occasionally.  Decent punters have nothing to fear from any hidden camera's, and it's very likely they delete footage each day except in the very rare case there's been a criminal event.
No particular etiquette needed from a punter.  Here's the process. A maid or WG will answer the door and typically show you to a bedroom.  (You can take a shower if you like, though most rooms dont have en -suite)   The lass you've booked to see will soon arrive in the room and the punt can begin.
Exception: sometimes the bedroom is not yet free & the maid might sometimes ask you to wait for a few mins in a washroom or whatever  - they try to avoid punters seeing each other.

Insanely helpful answer!

I feel a lot more confident! I'd like a shower, does this typically come out of the time?

Also, you mentioned it's a. Upmarket parlour. Does that mean they usually try and cram as many meetings in one day as possible? I.e. going at the end of the day, is likely going to give a very different experience to the beginning?

Also both of those women, unlike AW where I can do a simple search, is there a good way to find any info on them before booking?

Thank for your help again!

[jesse4585]

You're most welcome buddy.  Glad to have the chance to pay something back - this site was most helpful to me when I returned to punting after an almost  2 decade break a few years back.

Yes,  a shower typically comes out of booking time.
(Always have for me, I normally arrive dead on time.  I've heard HoD don't like folk arriving early. But some punters have reported arriving early & getting a shower before their booking starts.  Also, some punters report the lass will occasionally stay maybe an extra 5 or 10 mins  after the official booking end.  Obs only happens when there's not another punter booked in.)

They do try to cram in as many bookings as possible - though not always that busy when I've arrive of an afternoon on a school day.

But from experience , that doesn't have to mean a radically different experience for an evening booking. It's Gabriela who I've punted the most, one of the most popular, she's normally booked solid.  Mostly I've booked well in advance and been her first booking of the day.  But have also punted her in the evening & she's been just as keen and fresh then.

To search for info on a particular lass with UK punting,  if you put  both her name and HoD in the search bar at the top right of the screen, you'd often find reviews.

[tantraman]

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Generally speaking it's arguably the simplest & most reliable way to book a good value punt in London.

Thanks from me too, jesse4585, for such a comprehensive account

I've never tried HoD, but have long been tempted its £80 for 30min rate, and its current roster of WGs seems delish ...

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... I need to rectify

[LauraHoD]

There is a really long thread about HoD on this board. But the above comments are all correct. Come at the time you have booked not earlier and showers should be taken within your booked time not before or after. Its best to phone rather than text/WhatsApp if you can. Especially if you have lots of questions or requests. If the phones are busy you may have to wait longer for a text response

They have visable security cameras that only cover the front doors. But only used for safety purposes.

[jimbobted]

Also, you mentioned it's a. Upmarket parlour. Does that mean they usually try and cram as many meetings in one day as possible? I.e. going at the end of the day, is likely going to give a very different experience to the beginning?

Yes it's a conveyor belt. The girl I saw was fit and friendly but not particularly interested in the action.
I guess I would be struggling to hold interest if it was my tenth shag of the day too!