Ladies who lunch - North Essex

[oldjonny]

Am thinking of celebrating my birthday on Saturday by arranging lunch and a bit of fun for dessert. Question is: who to choose who would be a good companion in the restaurant and a memorable romp in the bedroom. Does anyone have any experience/suggestions? Willing to travel anywhere between Ipswich and Chelmsford for my birthday treat.

Thanks in advance,

OJ

[Matium]

What's your budget?

You would need an English woman so that you can have a decent conversation and she should be stunning so that you can feel the buzz when others look and think: "What's she doing with him?"

If you're looking for a posh, public school educated gal, try Lucy Hunter:

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[oldjonny]

Good question, Matium. I was thinking of paying £300 for the whole experience (in addition to the cost of lunch). I suspect Lucy Hunter would not be within that budget. I can but try (and will!). Thanks for the suggestion.

OJ

[Tom5334]

If you are still looking, I would recommend a board favourite......Issa


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More than able to hold a conversation with, she's quite knowledgable when you speak to her and will dress for the occasion as requested.

[oldjonny]

Thanks Tom. As you say, a board favourite, and am encouraged that her English skills suggest conversation will be possible. I think I shall give her a try, Lucy being unavailable tomorrow. Appreciate your help.

OJ

[Tom5334]

Thanks Tom. As you say, a board favourite, and am encouraged that her English skills suggest conversation will be possible. I think I shall give her a try, Lucy being unavailable tomorrow. Appreciate your help.

OJ

My pleasure, I'm due another visit to Issa soon. I'm sure she will be open to the idea of lunch followed by dessert back at her place.
Although I would be tempted to skip starters and main!!

[johnjohnson3355]

any luck?

[oldjonny]

Nope, too busy to take time out for lunch, it seems. Bowl of soup and croutons at home was Plan B. Just saved myself £296.50 

OJ