Your Fantasy Fuck .......... slight variation ....

[johnny34]

Jane Fonda (Barbarelle, Klute & her fitness videos)

[Johndav38]

If its 'total fantasy'..... Im thinking Holly Willoughby when shes pissed, and been hammering the Charlie all night! That would be awesome! 

[RalphMouse]

I fancied Annie lennox back in the day but this seemed to puzzle a number of people

Perfect bone structure - She's aged well.

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[Johndav38]

I had a mad crush on Jennifer Saunders. People found that quite weird!!

[milfwklover]

The actress who plays Jane in Eastenders, especially if she speaking in her native Scottish tongue!

[Si198]

Sally Nugent defo

Jodie marsh a lot of people hit and miss but I would still

[hw189]

I think some people are missing the point of this thread, some of the women listed in here are what any red-blooded man would have.

Anyway, my choice:
Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner
(She is the Argentinian president).
She is 60+ and old enough to be my mother.
But, damn, she looks good every time I see her on TV. I would even risk imprisonment in an Argentinian prison just to smash her, or give Falklands away.

[tantric talents]

Well I married my Plain Jane and now I get to punt hotties.
Perhaps life is fair after all?

[rg41]

Sian Williams the TV presenter 50+ but doesn't half do it for me.

Been looking for a WG lookielikey for a long time now but no luck

Yes Sian Williams is very shag able. 

[Jamboney]

Natalie Sawyer from Sky Sports News and Tiffani Amber Thiessen from her Saved by the Bell days 

[Anadin]

Natalie Sawyer from Sky Sports News and Tiffani Amber Thiessen from her Saved by the Bell days 

Given that the OP said that these are women "that floats your boat but about whom others might say ' he must be going senile ' how can anyone mention the likes of  Tiffani Amber Thiessen. I'm yet to meet anyone who watched Saved by the bell back then and didn't fancy her.

Always had a thing for Kate Bush.....

Who didn't? She was stunning back in her day. If you mean now though....

[itk]

Saundra Santiago. Played Gina in Miami Vice back in the 80's. Still scrubs up well today

[Grumbleguts]

Sky News weather reporter - Nazaneen Ghaffar. She is fucking sexy!

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Oh, and the majority of the Sky Sports news presenters lol

Would have the clothes ghaffar in a minute

[tonysoprano]

I would give Charlotte Church a fucking good seeing to. She has that sort of chavvy welsh slag look that makes you think she'd be filthy as fuck.

[spkmstr48]

I used to have a thing about German singer Nena back in my teens.

 

[LL]

Kate Garraway

[dboy74]

Doing Diane Abbott up the arse while Natalie Bennett is rimming me and Harriet Harman is tweaking my nipples 

[tantric talents]

I used to have a thing about German singer Nena back in my teens.

 

Yes the ballon girl. I met her once and had a long chat. Nice body for her age but didn't really fancy her though.

[spkmstr48]

Yes the ballon girl. I met her once and had a long chat. Nice body for her age but didn't really fancy her though.

It was her voice for me, really cute when she was speaking English

 

[blue80]

Lacey Turner for me...... (Stacey Slater in Eastenders)

Not outstandingly stunning but something very dirty about her

[threechilliman]

I think one or two have lost the plot with this thread.....

tcm

[DeWallenFan]

Had a big crush on Neve Campbell when scream came out in '96... still kinda do 

[Downtown Habit]

Okay, since unlike some of the more recent posters, I can read and understand how the thread is supposed to work, I'm going to admit to Sara Rue even before she lost the weight. If you watch Big Bang Theory she's the one who was supposedly the main characters girlfriend but disappeared after 2-3 episodes.

 Yeah she's sexier now and most guys would be interest now. But I would have banged her even in those days (even though I usually don't go for chubby girls). There's just something about her that turns me on.

[DeWallenFan]

I just assumed nobody else liked Neve Campbell, certainly nobody I knew :/

[tantric talents]

I just assumed nobody else liked Neve Campbell, certainly nobody I knew :/

Oh no she was hot! Too hot for this thread!

[hw189]

I mentioned Cathy Newman from C4 news on the other fantasy thread, I'm fairly convinced she belongs on this thread since not many men like her (not many that I know of anyway, or who would like her that way). There is something very cute about her that floats me.

[dboy74]

Fern Britton - pound that tubby arse 

[tantric talents]

Fern Britton - pound that tubby arse 

Careful! You might break her gastric band....

[milfwklover]

Denise Welch. Fancied the pants off her when she was Corrie during the 90s. Two decades on she's still tidy, and I'm sure she is a right dirty bitch between the sheets.

[socks]

Delia.

[Elandel]

Catherine Huntley from QVC, mmmmm

[threechilliman]

Delia.

+1. I'd like to fuck Edwina Currie as well. Even better a threesome with the pair of them!!

tcm

[stevedave]

Liza Tarbuck 

[Markus]

I'd love a piece of Liza. 11:40 of the below clip says it all, filthy mind

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[howrude]

In the original posting everyone is naming those women that everybody else too would consider to be beautiful ..maybe not your personal ideal, but undoubtedly beautiful ...... but what about the woman that floats your boat but about whom others might say ' he must be going senile ' .......
My personal choice .... Roisin Conaghty .... don't know why, she just does

One I like too. You've got me trying to imagine her in the nude.

Kirstie Allsopp from 'Location,  Location,  Location', if she lost a few pounds

Kirstie Allsop without having lost a few pounds. Maybe even gaining a few.

Liza Tarbuck 

Another longtime favorite.

[cognito]

Not a real life character but as a fantasy, Jessica Rabbit floats my boat. I too had the hots for Chyna when I was a kid (and so did many of my mates). She had a certain amazon appeal. She made a couple of porn films which are worth checking out if you fancy her.

[tantric talents]

Not a real life character but as a fantasy, Jessica Rabbit floats my boat.

I actually went out with a girl once whose face strongly reminded me of Jessica Rabbit. Sadly she didn't quite have the figure to match but the upside was that she was one of these rare girls who really liked morning sex and was a multiple cummer. I would often wake up to find her gobbling me and then striding me before I had a chance to know what was happening! Those were the days

[Ben4454]

The old presenter from big brother - devina mccall.

[Jay-Jay]

"I would often wake up to find her gobbling me and then striding me before I had a chance to know what was happening! Those were the days "
You're telling me.....when it still had the fresh morning dew on it !!

Jay

[DannyJames]

I quite like that Scottish bird from 'Extras', Ashley Jensen.

[Steely Dan]

Dawn French (after a sexy episode of dibley)
Moira Stuart (yes she is 65 but hot)
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[tantric talents]

Moira Stuart (yes she is 65 but hot)
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Yes there is something sexy about her and I was amazed that she is 65! She always looks a bit smug though as if someone always has a finger up her bum 

[stratman]

Judith from eggheads!!!! Bet she's good in bed!
Jenny Bond, super milf!
Jane Hill from BBC News, yes I know she's a lesbian!

[KenniLingus]

Kerry from CBeebies (the one with one arm). I reckon she'd give a great fisting!

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[Grumbleguts]

Was thinking Melanie Sykes was looking well fit

[stratman]

Time machine fantasy, threesome with Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith as they were in the 70's playing Barbara and Margo in The Good Life!

[tantric talents]

Time machine fantasy, threesome with Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith as they were in the 70's playing Barbara and Margo in The Good Life!

Yes be careful with your parsnip and potatoes!

[Miller Roy]

Georgina Smith - retired porn actress

[socks]

I'd challenge myself to do dawn french up the wrong'un whilst she's in her vicar of dibley outfit. It would be akin to eating a too hot curry, just after recovering from a bout of the screaming ab dabs, ie it's all wrong but your mates dared you.

[dd]

Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth

I'm a music freak so

A threesome with Kim and Kelly Deal of Pixies and Breeders respectively
Melissa auf de Mar of Hole
Kim Shattuck of Muff
Hannah Reid of London Grammar
Paz Lenchantin of A Perfect Circle
Florence Welch
All of the Bangles, even the minging blonde bassist

Note : I can't fck anyone whose music I don't like, so Ellie Goulding, Joss Stone, Beyonce etc....forgedaboutit

Oh, and to put you off your lunch/dinner, a 70s threesome with Olive from On the Buses and Yootha Joyce...cor.

DD