Hiding your secret life - for the really paranoid

[normal_guy]

I actually think the guy gives good advice.

Anyone with a wife who could loose half a house must be careful.

One tip of my own is to buy a different watch (which your normal friends never see). I have a goodish rolex fake which is a completely different colour / layout to my real rolex I wear for work etc.

Reason for this is in case I ever get spotted on any party footage etc. I wear masks but if someone thinks they recognise me based on body or hair then something trivial like that could put them off.

[Roulette]

If anyone wants to rumble me all they got to do is outright ask me: 'have you ever paid for sex?'. I'm such a bad liar the answer will be obvious. I must practise in the mirror: 'No, never' 

[mash]

Actually they don't, I couldn't open a UK account, so I had a mate do it for me ages ago. I supposed they could trace it back to the account I top it up from.
I expect the NSA / SiS can see every word I type here and can identify anyone of us should they choose if they thought we were in any way a threat to national security.

Very secret, if your mate knows about it 

[mikexxlong]

Well the OP has a long winded, expensive method of punting, maybe it adds to their personnel excitement?

And if they are ex mob, I seriously doubt they had anything to do with the sneaky beaky or intelligence side of things

As they would realise the methods they are using has a clear multi point set pattern they go through each time they punt, that  leaves one big dirty smelly footprint, that all points to dastardly things goings on

Any cheap half arsed investigator, would have them game set and match no problem, never mind highly skilled pros
Good luck trying to explain all that to whomever if they got found out,

 Unless that’s the plan if they ever get rumbled, is to try and make out that they are a super-secret ninja assassin hero dude, on a special mission and hope they are gullible enough to believe it 

I think the acronym KISS applies to punting don’t make it any more complicated than it needs to be. As it only creates more things that can go wrong

Plenty of simple sound advice contained within this forum, is all you need to do, to keep your anonymity and not be caught out. And use good old fashioned common sense   

[raylondoner]

If anyone wants to rumble me all they got to do is outright ask me: 'have you ever paid for sex?'. I'm such a bad liar the answer will be obvious. I must practise in the mirror: 'No, never' 

Every married man has paid for sex simply by getting married, and a very expensive price indeed, much more than the £120/£150 ph now and again, and it's too late to walk by then! 

[DiFontaine]

Burner PAYG phone - I top it up from my burner bank below.
Cash card from a different bank
Pre-Pay credit card for hotels, car hire, taxis etc.
Virtual machine in the cloud / USB stick
Safety deposit box at local storage place e.g. Shureguard

I use a cheap android phone with a giffgaff sim, that I only use for punting

I set up an account on Metro bank a while back, and regularly pay small amounts £50 Per month into it, and only use this card for punting cash. I hide this card in one of my shoe soles when on assignment.

I make use of rental cars

Virtual machine - I use vmware - I also have an instance in Amazon EC2
I started using virtual machines about 10 years ago for banking and covert purposes.
I tend to use linux, as it's what I'm used to.

I use a password manager like lastpass to handle all my logins to AK,UKP, SS, etc, so I never have to remember any passwords.  I use my punting phone to authenticate me initially.

I boot my VM, and it gives me a desktop that is totally separate from any machine.  I also use this for red tube/pornhub etc., and store photos of my handiwork

When I visit AW
I record the info
town
phone number
price
name/age/service
AW ref

e.g.
Kingston
1234-567-123
60/100
Ann/33/pol/swa
123456

I use google keep to hold a list of numbers as you can dial from the app, and take notes.

some references
Amazon EC2 - External Link/Members Only
lastpass - External Link/Members Only
The rest you can google.

I store all my punting paraphernalia in a readily accessible security box with 24hour pin access.

I'm often working away in Hotels, but if at home, I might go out to a local club, soccer etc. I go to my security box, take out
punting phone
punting cash card

insert
own wallet
own phone
house keys
personal effects

Punt!

on return, swap out my civilian kit.

Excuses - I'm lucky that my job takes me to places at all hours, and I have people that can give me good cover, so i don't have to lie about a soccer match etc.

Goto gym, have shower (to remove residual perfume / odours) , then a workout, and no shower (so I have my own odour)  and return home / hotel.

AW
I have several  profiles
One  that I use very carefully, and protect, and never disclose on forums.

Other disposable ones that I use for reconnaissance to select my targets, and then if sure use my main high feedback to book providers.

This works for me , I am  disciplined with a military background, I'm a bit of an IT geek. I keep tuning my methodology.

Hope this has been of interest / some use, and i welcome other ideas shared,

Is this a joke? There's being cautious and then there's just being fucking ridiculous. Completely takes the fun and any spontaneity out of it surely.

[Sticky]

Every married man has paid for sex simply by getting married, and a very expensive price indeed, much more than the £120/£150 ph now and again, and it's too late to walk by then! 

That's why I rent for an hourly rate. Figure I can get a lot of fun in before I spend the equivalent of a wedding and have to give up punting.

[oring123]

as said before total safety
walk to loo
open door
close door
wank
repeat as often as required !

[agent47]

OP when he go's for a wank.

External Link/Members Only

[Stalinator]

OP when he go's for a wank.

External Link/Members Only

LOL!

[wheeliebinwanking]

Well the OP has a long winded, expensive method of punting, maybe it adds to their personnel excitement?

And if they are ex mob, I seriously doubt they had anything to do with the sneaky beaky or intelligence side of things

As they would realise the methods they are using has a clear multi point set pattern they go through each time they punt, that  leaves one big dirty smelly footprint, that all points to dastardly things goings on

Any cheap half arsed investigator, would have them game set and match no problem, never mind highly skilled pros
Good luck trying to explain all that to whomever if they got found out,

 Unless that’s the plan if they ever get rumbled, is to try and make out that they are a super-secret ninja assassin hero dude, on a special mission and hope they are gullible enough to believe it 

I think the acronym KISS applies to punting don’t make it any more complicated than it needs to be. As it only creates more things that can go wrong

Plenty of simple sound advice contained within this forum, is all you need to do, to keep your anonymity and not be caught out. And use good old fashioned common sense   

+1

I picked up a few useful points but in the main OP is possibly slightly paranoid android

I do need to sort out a pre pay card though