TinyKim, Brentford TW8

[testuser]

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Very attractive girl. Lovely well porportioned breasts and derriere. Soft and exquisite. Edible. Petite. Not too skinny though.

Was well paced out, spent the full hour. Got there a tiny bit late due to someone putting mud instead of air in the bus's tires but she was alright about it.

Some good face sitting, haven't been able to get that for a couople punts. Seemed quite good at it and knowing how to apply herself strongly but good timing and motion not to suffocate (a few times girls have almost blacked me out). Happened to have just the right HJ technique. After many years of fapping I've developed a secret handshake so was pleasantly surprised when she got it almost entirely right out the box. Nails can be a bit long though.

Bit of mild dom and body enjoyment. Didn't go full service/standard porn rotation so can't comment there. However she was responsive to my requests and did a good job to satisfy me assertively.

She is a fairly shy/quiet and maybe a little reserved. Her understanding of English wasn't bad. Including on phone. Didn't strip off fully out of lingerie voluntarily and didn't dive into action. That was fine for me.

Lighting was just right. The strange thing is her playlist was extremely appropriate to the various phases of the experience and activities. Although I don't think I saw her changing track. Spooky but welcome. First time music has been noteworthy in any interesting way in an experience.

Instructions were easy getting there. Area was quite nice and discrete. No dodgy characters around, tucked away nicely, not too much foot traffic. Building also was alright. Clean room, shower, etc. Girl was well presented.

Was offerred a shower and took it, towel was alright but a bit small. Asks for shoes left outside of room (going in and out you can do a head count). Was appropriately careful to make sure you don't bump into anyone in or out.

First time I've been fully satisfied for a while.

[Kev40ish]

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Very attractive girl. Lovely well porportioned breasts and derriere. Soft and exquisite. Edible. Petite. Not too skinny though.

Was well paced out, spent the full hour. Got there a tiny bit late due to someone putting mud instead of air in the bus's tires but she was alright about it.

Some good face sitting, haven't been able to get that for a couople punts. Seemed quite good at it and knowing how to apply herself strongly but good timing and motion not to suffocate (a few times girls have almost blacked me out). Happened to have just the right HJ technique. After many years of fapping I've developed a secret handshake so was pleasantly surprised when she got it almost entirely right out the box. Nails can be a bit long though.

Bit of mild dom and body enjoyment. Didn't go full service/standard porn rotation so can't comment there. However she was responsive to my requests and did a good job to satisfy me assertively.

She is a fairly shy/quiet and maybe a little reserved. Her understanding of English wasn't bad. Including on phone. Didn't strip off fully out of lingerie voluntarily and didn't dive into action. That was fine for me.

Lighting was just right. The strange thing is her playlist was extremely appropriate to the various phases of the experience and activities. Although I don't think I saw her changing track. Spooky but welcome. First time music has been noteworthy in any interesting way in an experience.

Instructions were easy getting there. Area was quite nice and discrete. No dodgy characters around, tucked away nicely, not too much foot traffic. Building also was alright. Clean room, shower, etc. Girl was well presented.

Was offerred a shower and took it, towel was alright but a bit small. Asks for shoes left outside of room (going in and out you can do a head count). Was appropriately careful to make sure you don't bump into anyone in or out.

First time I've been fully satisfied for a while.

Sorry,

I am really comfused, do you know how to write in English? It really doesn’t make any sense....
She was mild Dom or you? She is assertive?
She is Shy?
It really makes no sense

[testuser]

Sorry,

I am really comfused, do you know how to write in English? It really doesn’t make any sense....
She was mild Dom or you? She is assertive?
She is Shy?
It really makes no sense

A few thing mixed up there, phone isn't the ideal interface. The comment on English went to the wrong place.

If you read a bit more carefully, I said she responded assertively to requests.

She did the dom. She did at times take some initiative. If you're going for dom it's a bit easier to encourage that. She was more assertive once I got into talking about what she could do. I would have to say though it doesn't seem natural for her. She's more the tell me what you like/what to do type by default. I tend to do the same. Funny situation sometimes "tell me what you like" "no you tell me what you like" "no you tell me what you like" round and round.

[francescototti]

She must like you. In 9 reviews, you're the 2nd positive for her 

[testuser]

She must like you. In 9 reviews, you're the 2nd positive for her 

Different people have different tastes and tolerances. It's always good to read the reviews properly to know what is what. Sometimes the negatives are marmite, positives too.

I might agree with some of the other reviews that maybe she can be a bit more cold/robotic or unenergetic than others especially out of the box.

None of that presented a major problem for me. It happened to be well matched.

Edit: I suppose she may also accidentally set herself up for disappointment because her profile doesn't give the impression at all she's that shy.

[Kev40ish]

Different people have different tastes and tolerances. It's always good to read the reviews properly to know what is what. Sometimes the negatives are marmite, positives too.

I might agree with some of the other reviews that maybe she can be a bit more cold/robotic or unenergetic than others especially out of the box.

None of that presented a major problem for me.

So she was cold, robotic and unenergetic with you?

You found that not a problem?

[testuser]

So she was cold, robotic and unenergetic with you?

You found that not a problem?

Not massively no. When I list those things I don't mean they're too an extreme, it's relative. However as people have different tastes I'll still mention it as people should decide for themselves what they want.

I'm also quite shy and I've learnt from that there are ways to warm things up  .

[Jimmyredcab]

So she was cold, robotic and unenergetic with you?

You found that not a problem?

Typical Romanian skank, no surprise there. 

[testuser]

Typical Romanian skank, no surprise there. 

That's a bit harsh but each to their own.

[Kev40ish]

Typical Romanian skank, no surprise there. 

I am struggling to see or understand what the Op found good about it 

I’m really none the clearer....

[testuser]

I am struggling to see or understand what the Op found good about it 

I’m really none the clearer....

Alright you got me. I'm just a pathologically really nice guy. Mentally give all my reviews a -10 point negative handicap to compensate if that does the trick.

[Kev40ish]

Alright you got me. I'm just a pathological really nice guy. Mentally give all my reviews a -10 point negative handicap to compensate if that does the trick.

It’s your review if you think it’s positive that’s fine with me, but you seem easily pleased in my opinion.

I will admit she looks good though

[testuser]

It’s your review if you think it’s positive that’s fine with me, but you seem easily pleased in my opinion.

I will admit she looks good though

I was agreeing to disagree. I have noticed this problem especially with Romanians. However not knowing what someone you literally just met wants in bed is not limited to any nationality. Having the body is one thing but the rest might not come so easily. I try not to rush to conclusions but we probably share many observations.

[testuser]

It’s your review if you think it’s positive that’s fine with me, but you seem easily pleased in my opinion.

I will admit she looks good though

Sorry to double reply.

I do have moderate AS as well as being laid back which might actually be an advantage. Certain aspects of interaction are blind to me and I have alternative avenues of communication. If someone is very demanding in areas such as immediate body language, posture, eye contact, expressions then I would recommend taking my review with a grain of salt. I'm not entirely blind to all of these things but my perception and where I focus my attention is very different (it's impossible to dislocate my eyes from boobs or ass if she turned around to put a stop to that, eye contact is non-existant with me).

Put it another way, maybe people did have a problem but it's a perceptual problem I always have and was already equipped to compensate for. Plus also being laid back and only expecting so much. That body...

Regardless, if people might not like that it's fine but she wasn't in anyway awful. She wasn't crazy, never did anything outrageous like in some reviews of other people, etc.

When it comes to punting and prossies a bit of possible and debatable lack of initial enthusiam is the least of my worries.

[Kev40ish]

Sorry to double reply.

I do have moderate AS as well as being laid back which might actually be an advantage. Certain aspects of interaction are blind to me and I have alternative avenues of communication. If someone is very demanding in areas such as immediate body language, posture, eye contact, expressions then I would recommend taking my review with a grain of salt. I'm not entirely blind to all of these things but my perception and where I focus my attention is very different (it's impossible to dislocate my eyes from boobs or ass if she turned around to put a stop to that).

Put it another way, maybe people did have a problem but it's a perceptual problem I always have and was already equipped to compensate for.

Regardless, if people might not like that it's fine but she wasn't in anyway awful. She wasn't crazy, never did anything outrageous like in some reviews of other people, etc.

When it comes to punting and prossies a bit of possible and debatable lack of initial enthusiam is the least of my worries.

Sorry... still struggling to understand, are you saying if your happy for no interaction with a pretty girl as a pump and dump she’s okay

[testuser]

Sorry... still struggling to understand, are you saying if your happy for no interaction with a pretty girl as a pump and dump she’s okay

I wouldn't call it pump and dump. Wait, that's all punts. Seriously, it was a different docking protocol than what others seem to be after, that's all. Worked for me. I can't say everyone will have the same experience. Heck she wasn't even that unenthusiastic either. It's not like she pouted, dumped on the bed, slapped her hands loudly on the bed, stamped her feet and said nnnnnnnooo. Just a bit slow starting really. Electric hob rather than gas.

Edit: There was certainly interaction and it was good. Not all humpety dumpety. I cannot however account for a few subtle aspects of interaction.

[ttv1]

Hmmm don't really see the positives in this review!? 

[testuser]

Hmmm don't really see the positives in this review!? 

I would recommend in that case you not see her.

[PatMacGroin]

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Very attractive girl. Lovely well porportioned breasts and derriere. Soft and exquisite. Edible. Petite. Not too skinny though.

Was well paced out, spent the full hour. Got there a tiny bit late due to someone putting mud instead of air in the bus's tires but she was alright about it.

Some good face sitting, haven't been able to get that for a couople punts. Seemed quite good at it and knowing how to apply herself strongly but good timing and motion not to suffocate (a few times girls have almost blacked me out). Happened to have just the right HJ technique. After many years of fapping I've developed a secret handshake so was pleasantly surprised when she got it almost entirely right out the box. Nails can be a bit long though.

Bit of mild dom and body enjoyment. Didn't go full service/standard porn rotation so can't comment there. However she was responsive to my requests and did a good job to satisfy me assertively.

She is a fairly shy/quiet and maybe a little reserved. Her understanding of English wasn't bad. Including on phone. Didn't strip off fully out of lingerie voluntarily and didn't dive into action. That was fine for me.

Lighting was just right. The strange thing is her playlist was extremely appropriate to the various phases of the experience and activities. Although I don't think I saw her changing track. Spooky but welcome. First time music has been noteworthy in any interesting way in an experience.

Instructions were easy getting there. Area was quite nice and discrete. No dodgy characters around, tucked away nicely, not too much foot traffic. Building also was alright. Clean room, shower, etc. Girl was well presented.

Was offerred a shower and took it, towel was alright but a bit small. Asks for shoes left outside of room (going in and out you can do a head count). Was appropriately careful to make sure you don't bump into anyone in or out.

First time I've been fully satisfied for a while.

OP, I have to ask. Is English your first language?

I do not think I've read quite so many bizarre turns of phrase crammed into one post. I see you mention later in the thread that you have Aspergers, but you are actually coming across as alot more like google translate being fucked by a random catchphrase generator.

[hardrock89]

Is there was any fk or dfk involve i am the guy who dont like punt without kissing proper one .please tell us

[Kev40ish]

Is there was any fk or dfk involve i am the guy who dont like punt without kissing proper one .please tell us

FFS can nobody speak English here. Even google translate could do a fucking better job

[Kev40ish]

This thread is a fucking waste of time, she is pretty but only of interest to people who can’t articulate in English 

[testuser]

Since I'm doing this all wrong I'll do a partial retake and if that isn't good enough tough.

When I walked in she was behind the door. I turned around and what astonished by what I saw. She was even more attractive than the pictures on her profile too good to be true. She was the real deal.

When I walked in further she was open and communcative quickly letting me know what to do with my shoes and granting the opportunity to shower. I obliged. She also said its ok, that I could leave that there referring to my too which I had already removed so I complied.

I returned to the room. It was a bit awkard. I had taken a huge dump stealthily during my shower escapades. First time in dozens of meets I've done that but it was unfortunated timing, yet not as unfortunated as the punter shortly following me that surely would have utilised the same facility. I don't think she noticed but he will and I expect his negative review to appear here promptly. On the upside I had a stuff falling out of pockets mishap as I recovered my clothing bundle including a substantial amount of change so there might be a pound in it for him if he looks around for it more thoroughly than I.

I quickly forgot about that and maneuvered my way onto the bed so I could be relaxed. I didn't make things easy for her. Never said what I wanted in text, no eye contact, etc.

She made a few suggestions in the face of my neutrality and took it upon herself to handle the snake. She didn't really know what I wanted and I didn't condemn her for that. I made myself comfortable at my own pace to express that. She always kept on a brave face, had patience and let me reach the point I could express myself.

So I did and it was quite nice. I said what I like and she can do. But also I asked her what she likes and then let her do it. She was never judgemental and always maintained pleasant demeanor.

That was good, I experienced some new things. I felt not worries communicating with her and also letting her have her way with me.

However when I expressed a desire she would often be willing and very able to deliver (I say often as some of my requests defy the laws of physics), even beyond my expectations.

I may visit again for more. It was very sensual and kinky, a really good build up as well. It was also mutual enjoyment which means a lot to me. A bit of a challenge to find out what makes women happy but that's the definition of women.

Leaving was a bit rushed on my account, mostly. I'm not sure but my ten minutes late inclusive I think I might have left a few minutes over time.

[Kev40ish]

Since I'm doing this all wrong I'll do a partial retake and if that isn't good enough tough.

When I walked in she was behind the door. I turned around and what astonished by what I saw. She was even more attractive than the pictures on her profile too good to be true. She was the real deal.

When I walked in further she was open and communcative quickly letting me know what to do with my shoes and granting the opportunity to shower. I obliged. She also said its ok, that I could leave that there referring to my too which I had already removed so I complied.

I returned to the room. It was a bit awkard. I had taken a huge dump stealthily during my shower escapades. First time in dozens of meets I've done that but it was unfortunated timing, yet not as unfortunated as the punter shortly following me that surely would have utilised the same facility. I don't think she noticed but he will and I expect his negative review to appear here promptly. On the upside I had a stuff falling out of pockets mishap as I recovered my clothing bundle including a substantial amount of change so there might be a pound in it for him if he looks around for it more thoroughly than I.

I quickly forgot about that and maneuvered my way onto the bed so I could be relaxed. I didn't make things easy for her. Never said what I wanted in text, no eye contact, etc.

She made a few suggestions in the face of my neutrality and took it upon herself to handle the snake. She didn't really know what I wanted and I didn't condemn her for that. I made myself comfortable at my own pace to express that. She always kept on a brave face, had patience and let me reach the point I could express myself.

So I did and it was quite nice. I said what I like and she can do. But also I asked her what she likes and then let her do it. She was never judgemental and always maintained pleasant demeanor.

That was good, I experienced some new things. I felt not worries communicating with her and also letting her have her way with me.

However when I expressed a desire she would often be willing and very able to deliver (I say often as some of my requests defy the laws of physics), even beyond my expectations.

I may visit again for more. It was very sensual and kinky, a really good build up as well. It was also mutual enjoyment which means a lot to me. A bit of a challenge to find out what makes women happy but that's the definition of women.

Leaving was a bit rushed on my account, mostly. I'm not sure but my ten minutes late inclusive I think I might have left a few minutes over time.

I honestly think it’s best you don’t post on this thread anymore. You have honestly not made it any clearer.

Just leave it as it is and we can make up our own minds as to what you mean...

I personally still haven’t a fucking clue...

[testuser]

I honestly think it’s best you don’t post on this thread anymore. You have honestly not made it any clearer.

Just leave it as it is and we can make up our own minds as to what you mean...

I personally still haven’t a fucking clue...

Alright I give up. You're impossible.

[francescototti]

I returned to the room. It was a bit awkard. I had taken a huge dump stealthily during my shower escapades. First time in dozens of meets I've done that but it was unfortunated timing

  That is the most crazy thing I've ever seen in a review.  I would have been 

[testuser]

I returned to the room. It was a bit awkard. I had taken a huge dump stealthily during my shower escapades. First time in dozens of meets I've done that but it was unfortunated timing

That is the most crazy thing I've ever seen in a review.  I would have been 

Don't worry. It's an exaggeration for humour.

For some reason on some browsers the spellcheck is disabled for this input box. I'm not going to view source to find out why but it's something to consider given the legendary examples of poor spelling around town.

[testuser]

Is there was any fk or dfk involve i am the guy who dont like punt without kissing proper one .please tell us

Nope. Never asked for it. Kissing or fuck.

[samtor]

TinyKim stood me up a number of months ago.  Set the appointment, showed up and blanked all my attempts to call her, text her, AW mail her.  Wasted an entire morning that I could have gone somewhere else.  Believe the negative reviews.  YMMV big time.

[whiskyfan]

Nope. Never asked for it. Kissing or fuck.

If you didn't kiss or fuck her, what the hell did you do during the booking?

[testuser]

If you didn't kiss or fuck her, what the hell did you do during the booking?

femdom

[dubhcarr]

not sure OP thanks for the review but IME she was a frightened rabbit no English......no enthusiasm......saggy tits for a young girl.....no skills.........only a little better than not so lovely Ivy her flatmate and a total waste of money.........not sure whats changed

[Londonpunter30]

femdom

This is why reviews need details or they are pointless.. what did she do in the femdom ? Was she a natural domme, was she bad at anything?

[whiskyfan]

This is why reviews need details or they are pointless.. what did she do in the femdom ? Was she a natural domme, was she bad at anything?

I'm not convinced he's even a punter, just testing us.

[PatMacGroin]

I'm not convinced he's even a punter, just testing us.

I don't think he's a real punter either.

Can't quite work out what his game is, but the majority of his posts are half illiterate bullshit.

I suspect some elaborate touting. Either one of the west London Romanian gang of pimps. Or possibly even someone (also foreign) being paid for reviews. Failing that the only other explanation is a weird little troll (When I first read this thread I thought it was someone testing out a forum chatbot, but some of the other posts are far too elaborate for that, even though the language used is just so random.)

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