I have never tried Chardonnay as she tends not to accept short notice bookings, which is usually best for me, as I don't know where I am working from one day to the next. I hear that she is brilliant though.
I do agree with Stapler as well, as some of he rip off merchants are happy to charge you extra just to slide their nipples across your back, which bears no resemblance to a nuru massage at all.