Worse 5 punts and why

[workinallweek]

we have had the best punts so lets hear about your worst three

Mine were

Naughty Sarah  Basildon  PLACE WAS AN ABSOLUTE SHIT TIP and she really had her arse full of her own head  (see review)
Melisa Southend  serious hygenie problem and not advertised services (reviewed )
The im famouse Kylie (KETTLEGATE SCANDAL ) OK servive but loads bigger than advertised and then wouldnt stop messaging etc .
GFE Holly Rose  serious delusions of granduar and short change on time (lucky escape really ) (reviewed)
Hot Wet Kate  just a weird punt with someone who didnt really seem to be there (reviewed )

Next .....

[Ali Katt]

we have had the best punts so lets hear about your worst three

Mine were

Naughty Sarah  Basildon  PLACE WAS AN ABSOLUTE SHIT TIP and she really had her arse full of her own head  (see review)
Melisa Southend  serious hygenie problem and not advertised services (reviewed )
The im famouse Kylie (KETTLEGATE SCANDAL ) OK servive but loads bigger than advertised and then wouldnt stop messaging etc .
GFE Holly Rose  serious delusions of granduar and short change on time (lucky escape really ) (reviewed)
Hot Wet Kate  just a weird punt with someone who didnt really seem to be there (reviewed )

Next .....

Those fucking tits though. No I've never seen her, but I did fancy her mate from the kettlegate scandal.

[workinallweek]

Those fucking tits though. No I've never seen her, but I did fancy her mate from the kettlegate scandal.

 
YOU DODGED A BULLET THERE 

She is still around i think  dont know about her mate .

[Ali Katt]

 
YOU DODGED A BULLET THERE 

She is still around i think dont know about her mate .

Fuck me she's still about albeit in Norn Iron. Those fucking hips, long hair for me to wrap around the back of my hand as well. Out my price range, but I like what I see.
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[Ali Katt]

Fuck it:

Worst, I'm pretty ashamed of this review now, I wrote it the day after and I was angry. Review says it all:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=4543.0

LauraSheffield was she called?
So, she was a big girl probably size 16, big tits, 34DD cup I think. She talked about her "other half" and her "ickle children" which I found pretty off-putting for a start. When she got naked she was wearing a pair of what can only be described as "big pants", sure she was a big girl but at least wear something sexy rather than what most girls would wear if it was the curse. Shithole area one of the worst in Sheffield, house was OK though. She used clamping techniques to make me cum faster which was the worst part and then you guessed it time ran out with 20 minutes left.

Bad one at Thai Mirage, I can't remember her name, Natalie maybe. It was like shagging a corpse. Weird porn on the TV as well which was offputting, sort of softcore bondage porn, I hate porn on when I'm on the job as I don't want to see people having better sex than me!

AmazingAmanda - I've documented it on here. First escort I saw talked my time away and I was too big for her  . No idea what she is used to, I'm hardly Ron Jeremy. She even managed an angry rant about Turkish people when talking about booking a hotel. I can see the funny side now, but it was pathetic, luckily my second punt was amazeballs otherwise I would have knocked it on the head.

Might as well mention Hannah of Classic Touch again.
Fucking loud radio - fucking to the Go Compare advert?! Yes that actually happened. Tip sucking cock sucking, like shagging a corpse. A lot of men said they had a good time with her, so maybe it was a personality clash thing, but I felt like I had wasted my time.

[muffdiver1959]

And yes, I did enjoy the sheep puns 

Just read all 255 posts for kettlegate - one of the worst punts ever.
Was either the taxi or the police car a Lamborghini?   

I'll get my hat 

[Bertbart]

Only had one bad one out of around 50. Fair few mediocre ones and return visits that didn't live up to the first.

Bad one was a nice slim looking romanian who unfortunately had a set of boobs which in a bra looked great but once out where almost down to her belly. She hoped on for a ride and they were swinging round like fuck so when she said "anal 10 pound?"  I went for it.
Not really into anal but her boobs were really putting me off.

Handed over twenty pounds and she returned with over 40 or so coins as change. "OK bb, is all I have for change" had just handed over 100 with a few tenners I so knew it was one of the little rom tricks.....

Onto anal and slide my completely average sized cock in to be met with sighs of  "too big bb, slow down" followed 30 seconds later by "please cum bb, please" that was enough so slowly pulled out to find traces of lunch all over my little old todger.... Quite a lot of lunch!  She removed rubber and I bounced out of there in a hurry. Zero rated adultwork rom who has no doubt retired by now as this was 3 years ago. 1 hour slot turned into 15minutes

Only ever went with one other zero rated brass, Jasmine hot, that experience rated in my top 3 as she had booked every punter in the region and was desperate to get me out and was going at it like fuck. Thankfully I can hold back pretty well and lasted the for the duration.

[WelshMichael]

Just read all 255 posts for kettlegate - one of the worst punts ever.
Was either the taxi or the police car a Lamborghini?   

I'll get my hat 

Is there are link, I'm intrigued?

[muffdiver1959]

Kettlegate dates back to 2011 - if you search for it you should find it.
There were a few sheep references in there, so I thought I would add another.

[Waterhouse]

Is there are link, I'm intrigued?

Think it's here...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=4411.0

[Happylad]

I can only remember 4, and they were all about 10 years ago, shortly after I first started punting, and the girls have long since disappeared from AW, and their names from my memory.

The first was an outcall to my home; she arrived in a car driven by a female `minder` (who stayed in the car) and turned out to be  of some east asian origin with very little english (if it were now I would immediately think `people trafficing`).  She was very unco-operative, wouldn`t do DFK or OWO, and simply lay completely passive when I fucked her.  I had booked her for 90 minutes but after my first shot (well inside an hour) she got up and started putting her clothes on, and when I remonstrated with her she simply pushed a button on her `phone and her `minder` started banging on the front door, so I sent her off.

The second was at the girl`s place. She looked very little like her picture on AW - when I undressed her her tits flopped down to her waist like empty bags. I tried DFK but her breath stank and I gave up on that. She did OWO but I didn`t return the compliment because her cunt stank almost as badly as her breath.  The fuck itself was passable but nothing to wtite home about.

The third, again at the girl`s place - a very small council house on a very run down estate.  The girl herself was ok, gave good OWO, had nice tits and a nice sweet fanny and I was thoroughly enjoying it as I got well going on missionary;  at that point a child started screaming in the next room, and after a few minutes she pushed me off and ran out to see to the child, but by the time she returned the `droop` had set in and required some oral attention to restore matters; then, again, as soon as I had got well into her and enjoying matters said screaming started up again and a grubby infant wandered into the bedroom and ran to her.  At that point I got up, dressed, and buggered off in case said child`s father appeared as well with a bunch of mates.

The fourth, again at the girl`s place - a reasonable looking house in a quiet street, but once I got inside I noticed a rather unusual odour, and once I was ushered upstairs I realised - the whole place stank like a cannabis factory, while the girl herself looked half stoned.  I was outside, complete with my money, before she had chance to realise I`d gone.

Since then I`ve always been ever-so-careful in my choices, and had the good fortune to find a very good regular for several years - now sadly retired.

[Home Alone]

Yes; you'd have to have a real trainspotter's mentality towards punting to remember all the punts you've had over a career that's been going for nearly 15 years in my case. I can only think of two and like Happylad, I couldn't recall the name of either girl this long after.

The first was about 4 or 5 months into my punting career. I looked on Sandy's website one Sunday afternoon when there was "nothing on the telly". One of the girls working at the nearer branch to me thag day was a big-bosomed lass so I thought I'd have 3/4 hour or her time. The mistake was that she'd only learned 1/2 hour's chat. So when we got into the 2nd half of the punt, she was asking me the same questions, only in slightly different words.

And she didn't know how - I now realise; punting was a wonderful new world to me, then - to make the best of her natural assets.

The second one was 9 or 10 years ago. She was an Independent SP  who was already booked for a time when I rang as I had a window of opportunity. Some weeks later, she rang me out of the blue to see if I fancied an hour with her that week. As it happened, shr rang when I was looking for someone to see for an hour so we arranged a meeting for the following morning at her flat in Failsworth.

It was the first time I should have 'walked'. The first danger sign was that her flat was in a 'Social housing' complex - I'm not saying a warden-controlled place - but the two of us were pretty much of an age then. I'm now 73 so that gives you some idea of how old she must have been and how well-doctored her Profile photos were. She opened the door without hiding behind it and if I'd thought with my brain rather than the organ which obviously took the decision to go into her flat, I'd have 'walked' there & then.

But I didn't. I might as well have ripped up four or five £20 notes - at the length of time since that morning I can't remember just what she charged - as hand them over for one of the least satisfactory punts I've ever had.

[glenmere]

I will add a further three stinkers - this happed yesterday - why do I bother!

Feeling solvent and in need of a busomy encounter. So after due diligence was completed - reviews read, any video clips watched, subscribing to the private gallery etc all was set fair.

A couple of texts to organise and on my way - number to the flat intercom, text - in the lift up to the apartment and rang the bell. The lady looked like her pics behind the magic door - perfect. Here comes the down side, her face couldn't have dropped any further when she saw me the look of disappointment was palpable, she even claimed to be allergic to my hipster beard. Needless to say I couldn't rise to the occasion and after a lack luster hand job with no access to the busoms I was back in the car the most unsatisfying meet I have had for a long time! I won't name the gal as I am sure it was just a situation that didn't click! -  I am not the most attractive of fellows admittedly, surely she could have made a bit of an effort! - will I ever learn - No I won't!!!

[Bertbart]

I will add a further three stinkers - this happed yesterday - why do I bother!

Feeling solvent and in need of a busomy encounter. So after due diligence was completed - reviews read, any video clips watched, subscribing to the private gallery etc all was set fair.

A couple of texts to organise and on my way - number to the flat intercom, text - in the lift up to the apartment and rang the bell. The lady looked like her pics behind the magic door - perfect. Here comes the down side, her face couldn't have dropped any further when she saw me the look of disappointment was palpable, she even claimed to be allergic to my hipster beard. Needless to say I couldn't rise to the occasion and after a lack luster hand job with no access to the busoms I was back in the car the most unsatisfying meet I have had for a long time! I won't name the gal as I am sure it was just a situation that didn't click! -  I am not the most attractive of fellows admittedly, surely she could have made a bit of an effort! - will I ever learn - No I won't!!!

Fuck that! I look like a thoroughbred psychopath but if someone I'm going to be paying was to look dissapointed at my appearance there would be smoke coming off my heels. You're there for her looks not the other way round.

[Home Alone]

I will add a further three stinkers - this happed yesterday - why do I bother!

Feeling solvent and in need of a busomy encounter. So after due diligence was completed - reviews read, any video clips watched, subscribing to the private gallery etc all was set fair.

A couple of texts to organise and on my way - number to the flat intercom, text - in the lift up to the apartment and rang the bell. The lady looked like her pics behind the magic door - perfect. Here comes the down side, her face couldn't have dropped any further when she saw me the look of disappointment was palpable, she even claimed to be allergic to my hipster beard. Needless to say I couldn't rise to the occasion and after a lack luster hand job with no access to the busoms I was back in the car the most unsatisfying meet I have had for a long time! I won't name the gal as I am sure it was just a situation that didn't click! -  I am not the most attractive of fellows admittedly, surely she could have made a bit of an effort! - will I ever learn - No I won't!!!

Obviously affected your ability to count, glenmere. Where are the other two stinkers you promised us?

And as someone who's surprised that, given my own appearance, I haven't provoked a similar sort of reaction in some of the girls I've seen over the years, I'd ask why not name and shame her? Or at least Review her; hint, hint!