Those clever Chinese!

[ik8133]

Look what the Chinese have come up with now, could this be an alternate to punting with WGs? 

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[horneyboy]

Any chance of machine malfunctioning (over drive) .

[bolo79bm]

 

Any chance of machine malfunctioning (over drive) .

 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Wan - king machine, whatever next and they have loads of lovely ladies there:)

[sadolddeejay]

This reminds me of the old limerick:

There was a young man from Dubleen
Who fashioned a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
And mashed his balls to cream.

[vikingjoe]

Like.....do they really need to extract more sperm in China?

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Just saying 

[scutty brown]

Used to know a guy who worked in an animal AI centre
His tale of sticking an electrode up a pigs asshole to trigger a porcine cumshot was quite amusing

[Home Alone]

This reminds me of the old limerick:

There was a young man from Dubleen
Who fashioned a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
And mashed his balls to cream.

Ouch!!    

[Home Alone]

Used to know a guy who worked in an animal AI centre
His tale of sticking an electrode up a pigs asshole to trigger a porcine cumshot was quite amusing

LOVE the understatement!!  

I'm obviously not the only one round here who's in a really good mood at the moment.

[B4bcock]

Used to know a guy who worked in an animal AI centre
His tale of sticking an electrode up a pigs asshole to trigger a porcine cumshot was quite amusing

I will never forget the footage of Rebecca Loos wanking off a boar in "The Farm" tv programme.   Disturbingly erotic!

[B4bcock]

This reminds me of the old limerick:

There was a young man from Dubleen
Who fashioned a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
And mashed his balls to cream.

Or, the one from my schooldays;

There was a young man from Aberdeen
Who invented a wanking machine
Concave and convex
To suit either sex
And a bucket beneath for the cream.

[Home Alone]

Thanks for that, too, B4bcock! 

[B4bcock]

 

[ProtocolDroid]

I will never forget the footage of Rebecca Loos wanking off a boar in "The Farm" tv programme.   Disturbingly erotic!

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For when you get bored with Youporn

[freeze44]

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For when you get bored with Youporn

Looks a poor bit of hand relief! Needs a proper review!! 

[bhudda]

Look what the Chinese have come up with now, could this be an alternate to punting with WGs? 

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They could install a row of them in the local wetherspoons so long as there was somewhere to put your pint down at the critical moment

[David1970]

The Romanians will come up with a similar machine but it will be, cold, try make you cum faster, not enjoyable and looks nothing like the one in the advertised videos.

[winkywanky]

Wan - king machine, whatever next and they have loads of lovely ladies there:)

No, they're all over here! And I can vouch for that  .

[winkywanky]

The Romanians will come up with a similar machine but it will be, cold, try make you cum faster, not enjoyable and looks nothing like the one in the advertised videos.

Not only that, sensors inside the machine will sense when the sap is rising, and the machine will then pause until you put another tenner in the slot  .

[winkywanky]

Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig?

I bet some interesting stuff ended up on the editing room floor (and I'm not talking about porcine semen).

[scutty brown]

Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig?

I bet some interesting stuff ended up on the editing room floor (and I'm not talking about porcine semen).

funny thing is when I watched it, the next clip lined up on youtube was of Victoria Beckham.........

[winkywanky]

...obviously the most popular search after watching her wanking off a pig  .

[B4bcock]

Looks a poor bit of hand relief! Needs a proper review!! 

She must have done something right - the pig is frothing at the mouth.   (Which is probably what I would be doing in his position). 

[winkywanky]

The pig is squealing like a ...er...stuck pig while being wanked, and then when he hits pork-dirt his contented grunts say it all  .

[Happylad]

And there was I still believing that Oriental Vulvas were horizontal as opposed to the Occidental vertical.

[fisherofsouls]

This reminds me of the old limerick:

There was a young man from Dubleen
Who fashioned a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
And mashed both his balls into cream.

Fixed so it scans like a proper limerick

[winkywanky]

Got proper cadence now, innit? 

[mr.bluesky]

I will never forget the footage of Rebecca Loos wanking off a boar in "The Farm" tv programme.   Disturbingly erotic!

Must have had plenty of practice on a certain well known footballer (ex Man utd, LA Galaxy etc)

[scutty brown]

these girls smile on the job

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[Happylad]

While you`re enjoying a vigorous wank it`s probably extracting all your personal data from your wallet and relaying it back to Peking.

[winkywanky]

Or more scarily still, your DNA, for use in all kinds of unethical ways  .

[standardpostage]

Maybe, coming soon, to a parlour near you !

Wearing a virtual reality head-set to watch porn with it, may catch on 

Pump and go.

[Home Alone]

...obviously the most popular search after watching her wanking off a pig  .

[Home Alone]

Must have had plenty of practice on a certain well known footballer (ex Man utd, LA Galaxy etc)

Zlatan???   

[simonsainthalo]

Fixed so it scans like a proper limerick

[/color]...or

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CHEAM
WHO INVENTED A WANKING MACHINE
ON THE 99TH STOKE
THE FUCKING THING BROKE
AND WHIPPED UP HIS BOLLOCKS TO CREAM

[Happylad]

A bright young inventor named Green
Made his own wanking machine
But something went wrong
And it chopped off his dong
As neatly as you`ve ever seen

[LeedsGent59]

Zlatan???   

Not Zlatan, HA. Someone even more famous.

[20jay]

Look what the Chinese have come up with now, could this be an alternate to punting with WGs? 

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....okay then

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[sparkus]

Say all you want about tech and big data, you can't beat the old fashioned time honoured method of Chinese sperm collection, which usually involves a medicine shop on some high street or in Chinatown and a Chinese woman in leggings taking her top and bra off after a 'massage'. 

Though if the machine could say "Turn over, please," I'd probably give it a go.

[spiralnotebook]

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Australian wanking machine . . .

[scutty brown]

Girls who wank elephants
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[spiralnotebook]

I`d rather she wanked me instead but thats some act to follow up...

Cue inferiority complex.