External Link/Members OnlyHalf hour incall, £100
Comms: Wasn't the easiest to understand on the phone due to the thick accent. Texting was a bit stop/start, and despite telling me she would be ready for the agreed time, she didn't respond to texts saying I'd arrived and I ended up having to wait around for at least five minutes past the start time.
Location: modern flat on the Hardgate. Have seen a few women there over the years. Could have gotten parked easily enough if necessary.
The girl: Cheery Nigerian woman, not unattractive, almost certainly larger than the stated size 16. Absolutely huge tits, and were a decent firmness.
The meet: Had to hang around at the start - the entry door was open, so I went in rather than hang bout inside. I was able to hear sounds from what turned out to be her flat, so I know there was a man inside as well. It was a fairly unmemorable punt, so I won't go into huge detail, but she was enthusiastic enough. Had intended to give her oral, but there was a waft from her pussy - think it was just sweat from being fat, but it was still off-putting. Sex was slightly awkward due to her size, and not helped by the central heating being turned up so high, meaning I struggled to keep erect long enough to give her a good fucking. Ended up just having to get wanked off, and even then I had to finish myself off.
It's possible this would have been better if the central heating wasn't up so high, and maybe others would have a better time, especially if you're really into fat women, but ultimately I came away feeling like I'd wasted £100, so it's a negative from me.