Coming from a non-smoking household, and an OH with a bloodhound-like sense of smell, a few days ago I faced the nightmare of a very smoky room - occupied by an early-20s BBW with a big cleavage and the world's shortest skirt. What to do ... exit quickly to avoid the smoky smell, or get stuck in?
My recent review of a young BBW in Rotherham tells the story.
BUT, gents has anyone faced a similar problem with meeting a WG in her smoky bedroom? And how do you remove the smell of smoke afterwards?
"You can't" may be the right answer, but I'd appreciate any thoughts.
As it happens I didn't have to be at home until approx four hours after my meet with the smoky BBW, so I hoped it would fade but upon walking thru the door at home my kid sniffed me and said: "You smell like you've been standing next to a bonfire". Luckily my OH wasn't there when he said it.
Ah cock, I thought.
My solution? a) a quick change, b) a throughly soapy wash in the bathroom, c) hide away the dirty clothes overnight and d) I went for a jog in those same clothes first thing the next morning and successfully added "sweat" to "smoke" as regards odours. I also spilt some black coffee on the shirt, for good measure.
It seems to have worked but fuck me the things we do, and it was only a Neutral punt at that.
Next time, I'll check first if a WG is a smoker, and if she is I simply won't go there .. I could do without the stress.
Any geniuine tips?