Fluffing out - Giving a WG a good review despite having received a poor service.
Punter1 - "Did you see the field report from Billy?"
Punter2 - "I did! It looks like he had a bad time...but he kept apologising for her!"
Punter1 - "he should have given her a negative report.."
Punter2 - "yeah, he should have but it looks like he fluffed out"
Fluffing about - Flirting with escorts on internet forums, usually with the misguided notion that it will somehow get you a free fuck.
Escort - "I've been running around all day its nice to finally sit down!"
Billy - "You can sit on my face."
Escort - "ooh billy you saucy boy!"
Billy - "please fuck me"
Spunk Tokens - Punting money. Usually in dog-earred £20 notes, never in perfumed envelopes.
Lifetime Pre-Mod on %%% - A universially accepted punting accreditation (with honours) that proves you have mastered the skills and knowledge to post truthful statements about prostitution on an internet forum.
Pro$$ie logic - A statement, behaviour or action that defies all boundaries of common sense but remains a scientifically sound thought process to an escort.
example 1:
1 hour - £90
2 hours - £900
3 hours - £9000
Overnight - call me for rate
example 2:
"Q: Do you do oral without? A: Sorry i don't do OWO, i take my health very seriously!"
"Q: Do you do bareback? A: Yes baby, you can fuck me without a condom for £50 extra!"
The 5 year rule - A complex calculation which solves the problem of an escorts purported age against her real age. There are many variables in this unbalanced formula however it can be simplified and solved by just adding 5 years.
The Sisterhood - A delectable bunch of aging escorts who now spend their nights in their forest cabins staring longingly out the window at a full moon wondering when they can next take flight. As their cauldrons simmer over they take solace in the fact that they can still troll punting forums and hope that in between typing 'cackle' and pressing 'Post' the phone might actually ring.
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Sister Mavis - "Heellllo baby.."
EON - "Hi, did you know you could save 25% on your Gas and Electricity bill by switching to.."