Fake moans love it or hate it??

[Pompoy123]

Visited a WG yesterday and as soon as we started kissing the fake moaning commenced. This instantly put a dampener on things for me.

Love it or hate it guys??

[Horizontal pleasures]

I make my own fake moans and grunts in response and it usually shuts them up.

[Pompoy123]

I make my own fake moans and grunts in response and it usually shuts them up.

I will do this in future 

[PatrickCarnes]

I make my own fake moans and grunts in response and it usually shuts them up.

Haha. Good one.

[herbie007]

I make my own fake moans and grunts in response and it usually shuts them up.

I just pictured that for a second 

[hendrix]

Stuff their knickers in their mouth

[Alistairs]

Defo a no no for me totally puts me off but odd delicate ones are ok

[tantric talents]

To be, or not to be....  - responsive? - that is the question!
Personally I much prefer to get some reaction from a sensual girl who really does enjoy being kissed or touched properly, than zilch from a WG who thinks she is a gourmet hand cut chip whilst doing a damn good impression of being a sack of potatoes!

If you substitute "real" for "fake" in the original question it does assume that we punters are never knowingly fooled 
We all like to think we know the difference all of the time but do we really care unless it is blatantly fake?

[wristjob]

Stuff their knickers in their mouth

Like it. Ask if they have a ball gag

Fake moans are awful. There's a degree - I mean subtle sounds in sync with what you are doing but as soon as it becomes blatantly fake - big turn off. Worst thing is when it's not aligned with anything that should get them excited - nobody moans when they are being kissed ffs.

[Pompoy123]

Like it. Ask if they have a ball gag

Fake moans are awful. There's a degree - I mean subtle sounds in sync with what you are doing but as soon as it becomes blatantly fake - big turn off. Worst thing is when it's not aligned with anything that should get them excited - nobody moans when they are being kissed ffs.

yeah that is my point! It reminds me of old chinese dubbed kung Fo movies. 

[wristjob]

I did have a girl last week who I thought was faking it badly but her nips were hugely dilated - can't fake that

[SirFrank]

Instant turn off. I've had a few punts with girls who act worse than Dev off coronation st. Fucking awful. I'd rather they lay there like a corpse than give me the porn star groans the minute I start undressing

[Phill8]

Instant turn off. I've had a few punts with girls who act worse than Dev off coronation st. Fucking awful. I'd rather they lay there like a corpse than give me the porn star groans the minute I start undressing

Fully agree.

The worse I've had was one started when I touched her arm, now I know I'm good but I'm not THAT good !

[LL]

The worse I've had was one started when I touched her arm, now I know I'm good but I'm not THAT good !

Depends what you touched against it.  It wasn't a roll of cash was it?! 

[taplow]

I'm dubious about any moans, and certainly anything over the top is a complete turn off.  If during what is a financial transaction she starts with all the unconvincing theatrics then she's not doing her job very well.  If I can tell it's fake then she's completely misjudged me, decided what I'll fall for and that's not going to make me feel good, surely the whole purpose of the enterprise.     

[Pompoy123]

Oh and the furious wank lol what is that all about???? Tugging at the old fella 1000 miles an hour fake moaning will also not work 

[El Jefe]

Hate it, I prefer genuine dirty talk to any moans.

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

hate it, it puts me right off my stroke 

[SeekingtheTruth]

They stop the fake moaning real quick when you start laughing at them 

[cockneybstrd]

I hate the fake moans but what annoys me more is when as soon as you got in they are going cum for me baby.

A few years ago I caught with BandS outcall at 2am through AW.

As soon as I was in she was like cum for me baby cum cum. (Which after a few drinks a smoke and gel wasnt going to happen for a while and if she had actually given a decent blow job it would have probably been quicker)

[geek_lover]

Fake is always dull and so easy to spot.  Agree that its a turn off.

[smiths]

Visited a WG yesterday and as soon as we started kissing the fake moaning commenced. This instantly put a dampener on things for me.

Love it or hate it guys??

Hate it when its so obviously false. I once had a WG start her moaning BEFORE i had undressed or touched her, now i know i am not that good, or in fact good at all.

If part of dirty talk and done well i like it, Keira Pharrell remains the best dirty talker i have punted with, a mouth like a sewer and a sexy husky voice to go with it.

[willie loman]

I told one girl she didn't have to do that for my benefit, she sniffily replied it wasn't for my benefit. Usually I just go shoosh, or put my hand over her mouth. Dirty talk is ok. Oddly enough if I hear moans from through the partition wall, I get turned on. Like in hotel or b+bs, interesting seeing the face behind the moan at breakfast.

[taplow]

I think that with the fake moaning they're misunderstanding the whole situation. She's overacting  in that ridiculous fashion because she thinks that I've come to see her because I want to feel wanted by a woman, but that's not it at all.  Basically I'm there because I like paid sex.  I like the fact that she's doing something purely because I pay her.  To me, that's the turn on, so all her dramatics miss the point.  Whether she enjoys it or not isn't my priority.  Now if I were to ask her to moan, well that would be different. 

[redhat]

Would rather hear fake moans then silence. EE's don't make a bloody sound or it's 'u finished now baby' or some crap.

[Ali Katt]

Fake moans are off-putting especially with the oh babys. Given some of the reports I've read some men seem to think the girl is having a multi orgasm. The body language gives it away.

[GeeWiz]

I told one girl she didn't have to do that for my benefit, she sniffily replied it wasn't for my benefit.

I've said the same experience.  Fake moaning is so pointless.  And distracting.

[itk]

Hate it. Completely off putting

[dezzatheblue2]

The body gives it away if they are getting off, nips, sweating, flushed etc, moans are ok if real and not over top which is usually obvious...

[CBPaul]

The ones who just lay there saying 'yeah baby, fuck me baby, make me cum baby.......'  whilst watching the telly piss me off.
The ones who go off like an air raid siren make me laugh. - I have laughed mid shag before at this, didn't go down well.
The ones who a far more subtle and give other bodily signs, whether real or fake who cares, I do appreciate.

One prossie thought PSE meant screaming, moaning and saying 'yeah babe fuck me hard'. Started the moment my bell end popped in and became even more excessive as I pumped away. At the moment of release I let out my best impression of so many of the American porn actors and roared like a lion having it's love spuds squeezed in a vice barbequed .

She told me to be quieter as the neighbours would hear   

[Pompoy123]

 

The ones who just lay there saying 'yeah baby, fuck me baby, make me cum baby.......'  whilst watching the telly piss me off.
The ones who go off like an air raid siren make me laugh. - I have laughed mid shag before at this, didn't go down well.
The ones who a far more subtle and give other bodily signs, whether real or fake who cares, I do appreciate.

One prossie thought PSE meant screaming, moaning and saying 'yeah babe fuck me hard'. Started the moment my bell end popped in and became even more excessive as I pumped away. At the moment of release I let out my best impression of so many of the American porn actors and roared like a lion having it's love spuds squeezed in a vice barbequed .

She told me to be quieter as the neighbours would hear 
 

[Dogfather]

I get nothing from it so it's a bit pointless. Tell-tale signs don't change I find.....
If you'd rather do some other position etc then why not just say in a "I'd really like you to....." manner (saying "get off me" doesn't really hit the mark )

If you want to have a good time, girl, then great, join me, cos I am and I will. 

[Toshiba]

Would rather hear fake moans then silence. EE's don't make a bloody sound or it's 'u finished now baby' or some crap.

Totally this, id be massively freaked if she lay there in silence looking the other way

As long as its not too OTT

[KentAde]

Hate it. Completely off putting

+1

[pokenn]

Would rather hear fake moans then silence. EE's don't make a bloody sound or it's 'u finished now baby' or some crap.

Yep, agree with that.

I KNOW that mostly it's an act. What I want is for it to be a good act.