Medical devices

[Horizontal pleasures]

Has anyone punted wearing a heart monitor? And if so what did you tell the cardiologist about the reason for your heart racing?

Any other medical monitor or device while punting?

[nigel4498]

She must have been good if she set your heart racing HP

[madeinwales56]

Has anyone punted wearing a heart monitor? And if so what did you tell the cardiologist about the reason for your heart racing?

Any other medical monitor or device while punting?

If you mean the blood pressure cuff type heart monitor I've worn one. Not for a punt but for post angiogram monitoring purposes. They are generally only worn for 24 hours. Are you thinking of arranging a punt while wearing one HP? The results should make interesting reading.

[jcdmj12]

Has anyone punted wearing a heart monitor? And if so what did you tell the cardiologist about the reason for your heart racing?

Any other medical monitor or device while punting?

I'd tell him you're a horny old goat with a predilection for larger ladies of loose morals.  He's bound by medical confidentiality anyway so he can't tell anyone, and you'll bring a smile to his face

[Horizontal pleasures]

If you mean the blood pressure cuff type heart monitor I've worn one. Not for a punt but for post angiogram monitoring purposes. They are generally only worn for 24 hours. Are you thinking of arranging a punt while wearing one HP? The results should make interesting reading.

I shall decide on the day if it is feasible as I have no idea what it will be like, I shall have to wear it for 24 hours one day next week. Do not hold your breath, it might be impossible.

[Nagilum]

Turn it off and then when quizzed say you died and momentarily went to heaven 

[charger70]

I wear a Fitbit, which does monitor heart rate.A good punt will push the heart rate up, into into cardio zone, but what what more interesting, is that it also jumps,when I receive the confirmation call or text!

[madeinwales56]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=84999.0
Maybe this bloke should have been wearing a heart monitor. Be careful out there HP.

[Dani]

I shall decide on the day if it is feasible as I have no idea what it will be like, I shall have to wear it for 24 hours one day next week. Do not hold your breath, it might be impossible.

I wore the type with the sticky pads on my chest and a monitor on a belt. If you have that type it is impossible to have sex as the wires get in the way and would come either unclipped or if you get a little sweaty will unstick.  The wires are all over your chest and under armpits and hang loosely attached to a device on a belt strap.
I suppose you could get away with it if you wear a t shirt and just laid on your back and didn't get involved other than letting her just get on with it

You have to stay away from oils etc as if you get any near the pads they just fall off and as you like to give a massage you might find that difficult. 

I would just wait until the 24 hours were up as it will be easier as you do have to write down every activity you do and for how long including going to the loo or walking upstairs or even getting in bed and laying down so it may be rather hard to do that as you would have to stop after every activity to write down time and duration something like. Given oral sex 10.30am-10.40am, gave oral sex 10.40am-10.45am etc

[Horizontal pleasures]

Dani, I think you are right. it is just that it will be done on a Tuesday which is my usual day for adventures. I had better wait. THANKS.

[dkn]

Such a disappointing thread after seeing the title....

I came in expecting to hear about speculums, sounds, Jennings gags, and all sorts of medical BDSM chicanery!

[myothernameis]

Has anyone punted wearing a heart monitor? And if so what did you tell the cardiologist about the reason for your heart racing?

Any other medical monitor or device while punting?

I have a slow heart rate, and depending if I take ill, they will allow me to go home, but I get a portable heart monitor, to record my heart rhythm, and have a note pad to record any instances where my heart rate go up or down or feel unwell

Now if you were up to no good, ie having a wank, or sex how on earth do you put that down in the note book, most times when you return the monitor, it always a female nurse who helps you, and she goes through the book

[Horizontal pleasures]

Such a disappointing thread after seeing the title....

I came in expecting to hear about speculums, sounds, Jennings gags, and all sorts of medical BDSM chicanery!

so tell us all about them and add to the value of the thread .... ?

[dkn]

so tell us all about them and add to the value of the thread .... ?

Sadly, I've no experience of any of these other than watching in porn. But often tempted to explore in my more adventurous punts...

[Sonny Crockett]

Never had a punt with a medical device!!!

[Horizontal pleasures]

So here I am all wired up, not very complex, 3 pads on my torso and a cable from each of them to a black box. As for punting while wearing it, it would be possible but only just. I would have to avoid tearing the pads off so no rumpty tumpty. And the lady might not like it in case she thought I might have a heart attack.

But there are other reasons that I did not think through. I have to keep a diary of any exertion, eg going for a walk or a gym. But the technician also joked about sex by innuendo indirectly. He said the diary should not go into too much detail but it was obvious what he meant, I confirmed it with him 'I bet you say that to all the boys' I quipped.

When I have had major medical appointments Missus HP comes with me. So I can just hear the consultant looking at the diary and smirking and Missus HP realising what I had been up to.

So a quiet day ahead and not even a wank. I shall try and make plans for tomorrow when I have a long day trip in my diary.

(I do have a heart problem but I think it is under control and Missus HP worries).