If you won the lotto how much would go to sex workers and sugar Babies

[The_Rose_age]

So just put on the lotto for the first time in a while purely thinking a million would see me plow through some serious vag 😂 how many of you would do the same ? And how much of your winnings would go to satisfying your sexual wants and needs.

[lamboman]

purely thinking a million would see me plow through some serious vag 😂

You might think differently if you actually had a £1M or more.

[The_Rose_age]

I’m not sure I would. I think I’m underestimating how much vag 1mil could get me

[hendrix]

Read my reviews   

[Ron89]

I’d be fucking a different 9/10 every day of the week. Sugar babies as they tend to be hotter than escorts

[lamboman]

I’m not sure I would. I think I’m underestimating how much vag 1mil could get me

Well for me the lack of decent girls is the issue,another million in the bank makes no difference to that.

[Home Alone]

Well, even if old age and infirmity weren't making punting less of a practical option for me these days, I can only think of one lass I've seen whose Service would merit me searching her out to say, "Thanks for the mammaries."

There was, however, one WG for whom, some years ago, I had EAS for the best part of 18 months, until she overplayed her hand and I realised she was taking the piss. Specially if I won a Euromillions rollover - so there'd be nine figures and two commas in the amount I'd won - I'd love to locate her and say, "See what you could have had if you hadn't been so greedy." And then walk away!

[SOSPunter]

I'd allocate about a grand a month and have 3 or 4 really expensive SP's to see if the price matched the service.

[Thephoenix]

As HO says, even trillions of pounds can't reverse the inevitable effects of old age on our little hobby.
If it could, I'd use it all on being able to wind the clock back, and do it all again, with the added experience I've acquired over that time.

Enjoy it while you can Me Hearties!


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[Stevelondon]

It’s a good question that. Simple yes, but it equates unevenly to a lot of us.
A million quid is a lot of money.

I was sitting in the club up north and the conversation was “The Lottery”
“If you won a million quid, you would probably move house” was what one fellow drinker said.
I didn’t say anything but with me living down South where I was. A million quid wouldn’t have bought the house I already lived in.

Yes a million quid is a lot of money but for me. If I won it. It probably wouldn’t make any difference at all to the way I punt and seek out my sexual thrills.
Would make my kids and grandkids fuckin happy though 

[pythondan]

I think I would play out some of my fantasies with multiple girls without time restrictions.

For example, I would arrange for three girls of my acquaintance to do a role play where they are students in detention and I am the supervising teacher and we end up playing strip poker which, once clothes are disposed of, moves on to a series of forfeits with lots of girl on girl action and me fucking all three of them

Another scenario would be me being a fitness instructor and the girls turning up to a class and following all my moves and after the end of the class relaxing and fun in the massage room and spa.

I guess paying the girls generously and renting suitable venues would cost around £10k a time - would be fun thinking up more scenarios and trying to make a dent in my pile of cash 

[The Owl]

Considering the otherr important material items I'd want to spend a huge chunk of it on I doubt I'd want to binge on prostitutes. I might spend a small amount on a really filthy FFM but only because I want to tick that off my bucket list.

[pythondan]

Considering the otherr important material items I'd want to spend a huge chunk of it on I doubt I'd want to binge on prostitutes. I might spend a small amount on a really filthy FFM but only because I want to tick that off my bucket list.

I would be hoping for a big Euromillions win - £100M+ - so could spend as much as I could.

If winning "only" one million I would have to be more restrained.

It's very likely to remain a pipe dream so dream big is my advice!

[Stevelondon]

I would be hoping for a big Euromillions win - £100M+ - so could spend as much as I could.

If winning "only" one million I would have to be more restrained.

It's very likely to remain a pipe dream so dream big is my advice!

Oh absolutely……. If we are talking mega millions here. Then fantasies become realities.
Love roleplays by the way.

[Chazz]

To paraphrase George Best, "I've spent a million quid on birds n booze - the rest I've wasted. "

[suttonporksword]

I think if you became a multi millionaire you would suddenly become much more attractive to civvie women who want to fuck you

[willie loman]

To paraphrase George Best, "I've spent a million quid on birds n booze - the rest I've wasted. "

if best actually said this, which i doubt, he was merely repeating a line that has been around for about 50 years.

[Herts_Outcaller]

Depends on how much I win, but yes, a large, large portion will go towards girls. Maybe even most of it.

[Mr Sinister]

If I won millions, wouldn't bother with traditional wgs here in the UK. I would go to the source and punt all the types I fancy from EE and South America. Here I would focus more on low level non pro civvie Instagram/OF/SB, having a large budget one could do well in this area.

[badsin]

If you'd won big figures, I think the ladies would be queuing up..... However if it was a good few hundred thousand, a figure that would be life changing for me, I'd be after SB's 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

If you'd won big figures, I think the ladies would be queuing up..... However if it was a good few hundred thousand, a figure that would be life changing for me, I'd be after SB's 

Bugger big figures I seem to get;

Are you married?..

Do you need someone to look after you|?.

Have you got a nice house and where is it?.

Have you still got children at home?.

I can cook better then any other woman you know..

Would you like someone nice to take on long hollidays?


And so on....

[oli7474]

If you'd won big figures, I think the ladies would be queuing up..... However if it was a good few hundred thousand, a figure that would be life changing for me, I'd be after SB's 

Not neccessarily. Even some super fit and rich sports players don't get lots of pussy.

[Mr Sinister]

Not neccessarily. Even some super fit and rich sports players don't get lots of pussy.

Yeah it doesn't quite work out the way people think loads of money = queue of women lining up to sleep with you.
There will be plenty of gold-diggers and those looking to finesse you without giving up the pussy. You will get women who will sleep with you to trap you with a kid to pay child support.

This happens to so many rich athletes and entertainers.

That's why you have to be smart about it.

[king tarzan]

I see super hottie escorts anyway, so wouldn't make any difference to me in as money can buy higher calibre beauty..


Wouldn't mind to celebrate though with about 10 to 15 escorts, champagne, recreational drugs, whiskies, close pals for a weekend high octane fun ( men not permitted to see each other starkers)

[king tarzan]

Yeah it doesn't quite work out the way people think loads of money = queue of women lining up to sleep with you.
There will be plenty of gold-diggers and those looking to finesse you without giving up the pussy. You will get women who will sleep with you to trap you with a kid to pay child support.

This happens to so many rich athletes and entertainers.

That's why you have to be smart about it.

🦊 Alertness level highest alert  🐍 sith sense on highest alert

[oli7474]

I see super hottie escorts anyway, so wouldn't make any difference to me in as money can buy higher calibre beauty..


Wouldn't mind to celebrate though with about 10 to 15 escorts, champagne, recreational drugs, whiskies, close pals for a weekend high octane fun ( men not permitted to see each other starkers)

I'm envious of your high class escorting levels, i'm just hoping to find hidden gems lol. But yeah, either way when i'm old i'd love to go out on a hooker filled romp in london with a load of hot escorts looking like Hugh Hefner (without the dodgy past  ).

[emkay]

Given that i wouldn't need to go into work, I'd do several days of Phoenix going to three parties a day. Maybe have to alternate days to cope.

[PumpDump]

So just put on the lotto for the first time in a while purely thinking a million would see me plow through some serious vag 😂 how many of you would do the same ? And how much of your winnings would go to satisfying your sexual wants and needs.

I think when my million is gone I would end up quoting George Best "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

[anyfucker]

As HO says, even trillions of pounds can't reverse the inevitable effects of old age on our little hobby.
If it could, I'd use it all on being able to wind the clock back, and do it all again, with the added experience I've acquired over that time.

Enjoy it while you can Me Hearties!


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[woulddoanything]

Don't know about a lottery win but I did win £50k after a court case. £30k went on the mortgage, £10k towards a new car, £5k on a massively long holiday for myself, sister and Dad, and £5k literally spunked away on SA.

[JontyR]

🐍 sith sense on highest alert

Darth Tarzan.

[Drcoco]

I'd spend it till it until I couldn't fuck anymore and then book em to talk to while it recharges yes I get it i'd be a millionaire but at least I know they ant playing me for nothing but the money - anyone know the numbers next week just pm me 

[lillythesavage]

As I only play the Euromillions when it gets up to 100 million, thought about this quite a bit  .

First thing would be making sure those close to me had a roof over their heads they owned with no mortgage, a very recent addition, a house in Derrynane, County Kerry, as close to the wonderful beach as possible. One in Killarney too.

Then the rest travelling the world and punting all around until I bored of it and retired to Kerry.

[pantywetter]

I have a good budget for punting, but time, opportunity to get away, slightly less ability to fk all day every day still cause the same problems.

I would prefer Sugar Babies, Instagram models and Civvies, but they can be very unreliable and I haven’t worked out how to reliably work those angles better than agencies and AW.

[Home Alone]

As I only play the Euromillions when it gets up to 100 million, thought about this quite a bit  .

First thing would be making sure those close to me had a roof over their heads they owned with no mortgage, a very recent addition, a house in Derrynane, County Kerry, as close to the wonderful beach as possible. One in Killarney too.

Then the rest travelling the world and punting all around until I bored of it and retired to Kerry.

Ooh; I like the sound of that, lillythesavage. Like you, my entrance fee to the world of shedloads of pounds stays in my back pocket until I know there's at least 100 million to be won. And as I've already noted, age & infirmity are forcing the frequency of my punting episodes to deteriorate to the state where I'm reconciled to being an ex-punter before too long.

So, if I were to win the big prize, I'd have a Will drawn up leaving a few thousand - probably a day's interest on my Capital! - to each of the good, close friends, including my last Regular, I've made over the years; with the balance being shared by my three favourite Charities.

Then, I'd look for somewhere a bit further north than you have in mind, lillythesavage. West Mayo appeals; as much as because it can't be too far from Yeats' Lake Island of Innisfree where the peace comes dropping slow; and because it's where my paternal great-grandfather came from. I don't know too much about him, so I'd look to find a place close to the coast and settle down to non-punting hobbies: genealogy (obviously); and developing the stamp collection I began as an 8-year-old.

Boring, eh? Ah well, I'll have the best part of 20 years' punting to look back on and smile!

[lillythesavage]

Ooh; I like the sound of that, lillythesavage. Like you, my entrance fee to the world of shedloads of pounds stays in my back pocket until I know there's at least 100 million to be won. And as I've already noted, age & infirmity are forcing the frequency of my punting episodes to deteriorate to the state where I'm reconciled to being an ex-punter before too long.

So, if I were to win the big prize, I'd have a Will drawn up leaving a few thousand - probably a day's interest on my Capital! - to each of the good, close friends, including my last Regular, I've made over the years; with the balance being shared by my three favourite Charities.

Then, I'd look for somewhere a bit further north than you have in mind, lillythesavage. West Mayo appeals; as much as because it can't be too far from Yeats' Lake Island of Innisfree where the peace comes dropping slow; and because it's where my paternal great-grandfather came from. I don't know too much about him, so I'd look to find a place close to the coast and settle down to non-punting hobbies: genealogy (obviously); and developing the stamp collection I began as an 8-year-old.

Boring, eh? Ah well, I'll have the best part of 20 years' punting to look back on and smile!

Not boring at all, we were trying to trace my friends Grandmother last week, mostly in the pub I have been going to for 35 years  , Monaghan is the Fathers family reside, Kerry is where the heart is.

2 very good regulars would get looked after too, the estranged wife, and the first wife even though she has lied to me for 37 years, they both had a tough time with me, I could not blame either for leaving. 45 years punting and playing has that effect  .

No one close would end up with a mortgage, the 2 homes, as well as my UK home, there would be plenty left to enjoy, little business for my eldest to run, to keep things interesting work wise, got it all planned in my head.

Just need the 100 million 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I know a few people who by most all stanrdas are very rich one is titled and worth around 200 mill the others 100, 80 odd and aroud the 40 mill mark.

Not one of them is what you might call happy and content, they all seem worried about their money!..

[lillythesavage]

I know a few people who by most all stanrdas are very rich one is titled and worth around 200 mill the others 100, 80 odd and aroud the 40 mill mark.

Not one of them is what you might call happy and content, they all seem worried about their money!..

Exactly why I would give most away, my mate is wealthy but the tightest fucker, been seeing the same woman for 40 years on and off, since school, would not move in with her, when she asked recently, until she put him on her mortgage and therefore own half the house. He could pay it off from pocket money.

Cannot take it with you, better to grow old disgracefully and blow the lot,  ,

[Colston36]

As I'm too old to manage more than my twice a week, I don't think it would change much. Though perhaps I'd try out a few of the porn queens likely in trios and travel to places like the Czech Republic and Brazil, of which I have fond memories.

[jimmymac]

A lot more than I currently spend!!

[Stevelondon]

I think when my million is gone I would end up quoting George Best "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

I think you need to read the posts in this thread befure you post 

[whoya.kiddin]

Finances are less a limiting factor on my punting than the alchemy of finding an SP I am attracted to, who will provide the services I want, do so reliably, locally and at a time when I am available.  I have had two halcyon spells in my punting career where I had regulars who more or less squared this circle but generally I find it very difficult to orchestrate.

[yorkshirepunter3333]

I think I would also have someone arrange my punts and I would just turn up.

I have hit the 1k mark on a few punts but that was back in my contracting days, large wage and lots of nights away.

[JontyR]

I don't think the amount of punts I had would change.

The length and the amount of SPs that were present though...now that's a different story.

[WelshClipper]

I honestly don’t think I’d change much from what I do now. A few years back I was punting 35 times a year and the edge does rub off a bit, the shine diminishes. I now punt about 10 - 15 times a year and may settle at 10 a year next year. Keeps it interesting.

However if I did win a couple million, I may be less concerned about the hourly rate. There was an escort in London called “Bow Belle” I think charging 500ph. Would love to nail her 

[Bmwlover]

Depending how much i won, first id make sure my family are okay financially

Rest id invest in sugar babies and Instagram sluts in 5 star hotels 

Maybe get a BMW M5 too

[king tarzan]

Depending how much i won, first id make sure my family are okay financially

Rest id invest in sugar babies and Instagram sluts in 5 star hotels 

Maybe get a BMW M5 too

Slappers would be the last thing on my mind..
Aim number 1 to lock the money up for high interest rate returns..
And use the interest to pay for more properties..
Simpletto

[pythondan]

I would pay a bunch of lovelys to dress up as the Angels from Captain Scarlet and I would then dress as Captain Black, line them up doggy style fashion and boff them all in turn whilst an actor playing the goodie Scarlet has to watch whilst tied up.

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Some members might finish this role play by boffing Captain Scarlet but I am not that depraved.

I reckon doing this well could burn £20k

[webpunter]

Is this when you rock up in your JD sports clobber ?

I see super hottie escorts anyway, so wouldn't make any difference to me in as money can buy higher calibre beauty..

I didnt realise you had any pals
Apart from us on here
Given that you sometimes mostly sometimes drive us to insanity, good luck to them in real life
 
 

Wouldn't mind to celebrate though with about 10 to 15 escorts, champagne, recreational drugs, whiskies, close pals for a weekend high octane fun ( men not permitted to see each other starkers)

As for men not allowed to see each other starkers is that coz:

• you have a small knob
• you would firm up
• both 1 & 2