having thought about it, i will just leave it. she only advertises on uke, and seems to have quite a few fans. as there was nothing notably bad probably not worth reviewing.
Sorry bud, but that just sounds like your balls have shrivelled up.
I'd bang the review up, do it honestly and if she's any kind of professional then she'll take the positives out if it and possibly learn something. I wouldn't worry about fan boys neither, this is a punters forum, the boss has a keen eye on white knights and fan boys.
If she melts down then she's one to avoid anyway.
I too don't understand you contemplating a return, anything less than a stellar performance on the first meet and they'll never see me again.