Slight change of words “weirdest” as I feel some of my experiences don’t fit into the “worst” category.
A few of mine to get things rolling:
1)My first time going to a Chinese parlour. My heart was pounding out my ass. Nervous was an understatement. If you saw me you would definitely be able to tell I was new to punting. Got inside and was given probably the worst one out of them all, chubby old Chinese lady.
Money and sense went out the window on the flip as I was still horny. She then commented on my size which she probably does to anyone. But the next thing is what surprised me. She starts shouting something in Chinese. A few moments later another Chinese woman comes into the room and she points at my dick and says a few words, could only make out big. There’s me just sitting their with a hard on while they discuss my dick.
2)A shorty story. Had a mini stalker situation, wasn’t a nice feeling. It got uncomfortable close to home and had me sweating buckets I jokingly was thinking I’d need to move to a different country
the sex was very good with the WG but reminded not to punt anything close by.
3) an intense punt, I was sweating buckets and got really into it. The ass was phenomenal, after post chat it got interesting as she said she felt like I had exorcised a demon out of her. I laughed internally, she also insisted taking a photo of one of my body parts.
