Pre Punt routine

[Bogof60]

I tend to be a short notice punt booker.
2 to 3 hours before.
So my punting routine goes something like this.
Assuming a short drive/walk

2 hours before when I make the booking.
Last thig to eat.
look at the profile in depth just to see there is nothing I have missed.
Look at some porn to get me in the mood.

1.5 hours
Shave face.

1.75 hours
Take Blue pill.

1 hour
Shower
Always give Little Boggy an extra clean and look at him and think " where are you going today ? "
Back with porn and a bit of edging.

0.5 hour
Mouthwash.
A bit more edging

0.25 hour
 Brush teeth and put on Punting pants,  already selected clean ones. Punting socks , same.
Quick piss and clean the little one again.

0.09 hour
Check punting fee in back right hand pocket.
Extra in back left hand pocket for unexpected extras.
Punting phone in jacket pocket
Check messages in case of last minute cancellation

 0.0 Hours
Out of the door with a smile on my face or at least a lazy lob.

On the drive towards
Check out the women and think to myself.
"I am going to fuck a woman much hotter than you in less than 30 minutes time"
Above sometimes goes astray if they are really HOT   

[northface]

whilst waiting in the car for the magic text saying 'i'm ready now ' I am watching youtube and the Russian sexy girl group Serebro usually their song 'Gun' which is very teasing and keeps the anticipation high.

[Hardpunt2]

I'm actually pretty much the same except the blue pill.

[Dogbreath]

Similar routine, although I always shave my balls the day before, & make sure my fingernails are short & smooth. I don’t always take the blue pills, I tend to save them for girls who offer anal, so I’m up to the job.

[CoolTiger]

Some may same T minus 0.25 hour for brushing to be too close to the time of the punt, expecially if you tend to bleed when brushing your teeth.

Out of interest, where would you brush your teeth, in order to be at her front door 15 minutes later?

[Bogof60]

I suppose I didn't make myself clear in the OP.
The countdown is to me going out of the door.

[CoolTiger]

Similar routine, although I always shave my balls the day before, & make sure my fingernails are short & smooth. I don’t always take the blue pills, I tend to save them for girls who offer anal, so I’m up to the job.

Shaving balls the day before is my routine as well. Same with fingernails. Cutting them on the same day may still leave them with sharp edges, and if you're into fingering, it may be uncomfortable or even a no-no for the WG.

[Waterhouse]

Shaving balls the day before is my routine as well. Same with fingernails. Cutting them on the same day may still leave them with sharp edges, and if you're into fingering, it may be uncomfortable or even a no-no for the WG.

Same here. 

Fingernails and toenails two or three days before to give them time to 'blunt down', sack and crack on the day before. Close shave on the morning of the day, and brush teeth using an ultrasoft non-bristle Curaprox brush before I leave the office and arrive at the meet location.  Once there, shower and mouthwash then on to happy times. 

[Pondy]

Its so strange, I do all these things, especially the bit about looking  at little pondy and think where are you to be going soon

[Ali Katt]

Shaving balls the day before is my routine as well. Same with fingernails. Cutting them on the same day may still leave them with sharp edges, and if you're into fingering, it may be uncomfortable or even a no-no for the WG.

The trick is to use an emery board.

[yobbra]

you guys make more effort when you pay a whore than most guys do when they are fucking their missus or gf!  Can't say i have ever even thought about routine or what happens before hand. 

[CoolTiger]

you guys make more effort when you pay a whore than most guys do when they are fucking their missus or gf!  Can't say i have ever even thought about routine or what happens before hand.

Correct, cos my missus won't suck like a vacuum, lick my entire shaft, or lick my balls (hairy or not) and I am paying a premium price for this, so need to make sure I am prepared and not be disappointed when I turn up, only to be told that she won't lick my balls 

[mrfishyfoo]

Correct, cos my missus won't suck like a vacuum, lick my entire shaft, or lick my balls (hairy or not) and I am paying a premium price for this, so need to make sure I am prepared and not be disappointed when I turn up, only to be told that she won't lick my balls 

After all that effort I'd expect my arse licking as well.

[theoldmaggot]

Correct, cos my missus won't suck like a vacuum, lick my entire shaft, or lick my balls (hairy or not) and I am paying a premium price for this, so need to make sure I am prepared and not be disappointed when I turn up, only to be told that she won't lick my balls 

+1

Although I have to keep it up daily otherwise the OH suspects something!

[mr.bluesky]

I tend to be a short notice punt booker.
2 to 3 hours before.
So my punting routine goes something like this.
Assuming a short drive/walk

2 hours before when I make the booking.
Last thig to eat.
look at the profile in depth just to see there is nothing I have missed.
Look at some porn to get me in the mood.

1.5 hours
Shave face.

1.75 hours
Take Blue pill.

1 hour
Shower
Always give Little Boggy an extra clean and look at him and think " where are you going today ? "
Back with porn and a bit of edging.

0.5 hour
Mouthwash.
A bit more edging

0.25 hour
 Brush teeth and put on Punting pants,  already selected clean ones. Punting socks , same.
Quick piss and clean the little one again.

0.09 hour
Check punting fee in back right hand pocket.
Extra in back left hand pocket for unexpected extras.
Punting phone in jacket pocket
Check messages in case of last minute cancellation

 0.0 Hours
Out of the door with a smile on my face or at least a lazy lob.

On the drive towards
Check out the women and think to myself.
"I am going to fuck a woman much hotter than you in less than 30 minutes time"
Above sometimes goes astray if they are really HOT   

Crikey sounds like a well planned military operation 

[Bonker]

you guys make more effort when you pay a whore than most guys do when they are fucking their missus or gf!  Can't say i have ever even thought about routine or what happens before hand.

+1

[wonko88]

I don't really have a routine, but the day before;

Trim hair, body grooming, cut back nails, prepare fee and put in jacket pocket.

The day of the punt;

Confirm in the morning

About an hour and a half before, bath, shave, teeth, followed by pill.

Then whey shake with a few additives to boost NO production.

Get dressed, recheck I have correct fee, mouthwash again, remove wallet etc from jacket, text to let her know I'm on my way.

Leave. Couple of mints on the way.

I do not take extra money, and apart from the fee, my house keys and punting phone, and maybe a couple of quid in loose change, my pockets are empty.

[Home Alone]

I'm one who likes to make his booking up to a week in advance - often up to 50 miles from home. Well, you know that there's general approval in society for we poor old pensioners 'getting out and about'! I also sometimes describe myself as "mildly OCD" - you judge!

So while there are many similarities, there are a few additions in my pre-punt routine when compared with the OP's. As follows:

From the time of making the appointment until I'm home from it:
NO wanking;
A glass of pineapple - not orange - juice with my breakfast each morning.

The afternoon before the appointment:
Make a LARGE pan of, e.g., Chili con carne, Bolognese sauce, Ratatouille. All dead easy to make, and filling.

Teatime of the same afternoon:
Boil a small pan of rice or pasta, as appropriate.  And consume with a portion of whatever dish you prepared earlier. Put the remainder of the Chili, sauce, Ratatouille, whatever into the freezer. Do NOT eat anything after you've done the washing up.

Morning of the appointment:
Make large - 1/2 litre mug - of coffee & consume Cialis tablet. Do NOT eat anything.

Carry out hygiene routine: shower, clean teeth and mouthwash. Shave particularly carefully; that's because as a 'poor old pensioner'    who 'doesn't get out much!', I don't shave every day.

Get dressed with 'podging pants' - boxers, as opposed to the usual y-fronts - under my trousers.

Confirm the appointment by phone/text, then set off, leaving sufficient time for traffic delays also, following the disaster described in https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=243978.msg2495958#msg2495958 to go to an ATM inside a branch of my bank so that I can ensure that the fee is safely put away, not to see the light of day again until less than a minute after the Escort has locked the door with both of us on the same side of it!

Optional - but preferred! - on the way home from appointment.
Detour via the real ale bar on Dewsbury/Stalybridge railway station for appointments in West Yorkshire/Southeast Greater Manchester or Cheshire so that the process of replacing the calories this 'poor old pensioner' has burned off, can begin!

[Happylad]

Just the old soldier`s 3 s`s - Shit, Shower and Shave, plus brush teeth and clean underwear, and a packet of Polos to suck on the way.  Never had any complaints.

[yorkie99]

Just the old soldier`s 3 s`s - Shit, Shower and Shave, plus brush teeth and clean underwear, and a packet of Polos to suck on the way.  Never had any complaints.

I thought the 3 s's were shit, shave and shampoo? 

I wouldn't dare turn up un showered etc and would expect the SP to be the same, freshly showered etc