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External Link/Members Onlytl;dr - Time-wasting cunt.
Longer version:Every now and then, I feel the need to fuck a fattie (sorry, "BBW"). It happened again this week, and it coincided with my seeing an initially promising AW page for what turned out to be a time-wasting cunt, in Bradford on Avon. As of 8:00 this morning, "Lady Liberty"'s profile text said, among a lot of self-aggrandising wank, "I'm wide open [sic] Thursday and Friday this week - come fuck me! [sic]". Hidden feedback and no sign of the word "independent" were potential problems, but they might just have been omissions. A couple of the pictures were dubious, in that they looked both too shapely and too familiar to be genuine, but one or two of the others might have been genuine and since all I wanted was a not-too-disgusting fattie to fuck, I didn't much care. All the stupid "don't do this, don't do that" toss didn't bother me either, not even the bits apparently graven onto stone tablets and shouting "thou shalt shower if I tell thee else thou canst fuck off" and "I am the biggest [both senses] clock-watcher in the world". The "no over-65s" and "missing teeth" rules did strike me as idiotic and bizarre respectively, but again, neither disqualifies me. Last but not least, I've had good experiences in the past with girls who insist on an initial approach via AW message instead of text or call, so the "AW only" pedantry was okay.
I sent a polite message saying, in summary, "Like the profile, can call today [Thursday], could I just ask...?". No response and the message wasn't even read until 10:01, when the profile started changing every minute or so. Sure enough, "Lady Liberty" (cunt) was making changes exactly to answer the questions I'd asked. Good: responding to customer demand. Surprisingly, even the feedback became publicly viewable again - one of my questions was about that. It had two positives and nothing nasty (so why did she hide it in the first place?).
The profile changes stopped at 10:26 or so, but there was still no message to me. I thought that that was ungrateful, to put it mildly, so I sent a follow-up message that said, again very politely, that I'd noticed she'd changed her profile to answer my questions, well done, bit disappointing not to get a reply directly, will respect her decision not to see me but would like to know why. That got deleted without even being read. Presumably, she has blocked me.
Taken as a whole (or in her case, as a hole), this behaviour seems to me to go beyond the familiar ignoring-of-messages and moves well into being utterly cuntish. Since I am exactly the sort of punter the profile is designed to attract - a bit stupid, clearly thinking with his cock, but clean, healthy, and above all willing to shell out too much cash just to fuck a huge cunt attached via big squishy bits to a massive pair of tits - it doesn't make sense not to take my money. If she really hates new clients so much, then she could always have demanded that I take a fifty-nine minute shower and then told me that time was up.
In summary, fuck fuck fucking fuckety fucking shit shit shit fuck shit fuck wank fucking piss cuntly fucking CUNT of a time-wasting CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT
There. Thought I'd "share with the group" not only as an excuse for me to piss and moan about some cunt who did me over (in a minor way, by punting standards) but also to suggest to other punters that they should beware wasting their time waiting for a response to a message they send to Liberty Cunt, sorry, Lady Cunt, sorry again, I mean Massive Fucking Cunt.
