kinkydirtybitch and MissKDD - Paddington Pissfest

[hendrix]

Duration: 1 hour
Location: Paddington hotel outcall ( I booked a day room)
Cost: £250 + £220

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This was a piss focused punt that I've wanted to do for a while. I knew that MissKDD would deliver the goods, but was struggling to find another prossie who fit the bill and was available. I put up a reverse booking on AW with VERY specific requirements and got about 20 bids, many of which were from fucking idiots

KDB bid, and it was obvious that she had actually read and understood the type of punt I wanted. Her comms (which are usually an indicator of a good time imo) were excellent. Professional, intelligent questions, and just the right amount of sauce No hesitation in picking her and I'm glad I did. I'd never met her before, and while her profile may come across as OTT, in person, she's very friendly, and brings a lot of energy into a punt.

KDD arrived early to shower as she had come straight from work. KDB turned up bang on time, payment sorted, and she and KDD were catching up as we prepared the room (clothes well out of the way!) and put down the large plastic sheet that KDD had brought along.

KDB is in superb shape for her age, or any age really. Very trim and petite, not an ounce of fat, pretty face, great skin, she clearly looks after herself. She used to have big fake tits (which I'd prefer) at one point, but has gone back to her small naturals. Pussy was of the 70's big bush variety - Nothing new to add regarding MissKDD, she obviously ticks all my boxes, YMMV. At the start, KDB had on some nice lingerie, and KDD was in her "slutty schoolgirl" outfit. With Louboutins naturally

Now, I'd been preparing for this. Drinking only water for 3 days beforehand, no coffee, tea, booze etc, and 3 litres of water on the day itself. Both prossies had also been prepping in their own ways.

So, we're on the sheet, and KDB says she needs to piss first. Which she does, over my cock, which KDD then licks and  sucks off KDB keeps pissing over my groin/cock and KDD's face while she's deep throating me. Superb start! My problem is that I'm now quite hard and finding it difficult to piss so, I decide not to worry about it and just go with the flow as it were.

I manage to piss a little over KDD's arse which KDB licks up, while KDD bends and licks up the piss that's covering the sheet. Fucking hot. Then, KDD needs a piss, so she pisses a huge stream over my cock and both women proceed to drink it up, while throating me and swallowing/gargling. Things are getting very, very messy

Condom on, and KDD sits on my cock, big pissy tits in my face, and fucks me hard...and KDB pisses over both of us while we're fucking. This is honestly one of my best punting moments ever. KDB then get down and manages to rim my arse while KDD is riding me, all sorts of filthy talk going on from both and I'm struggling to hang on.

KDB then fucks KDD with a strap on, while KDD rims and deep throats me. I then facefuck KDB while she's doing this, she takes it very well, with lots of gagging and drool,exactly as I like it.  I then manage to piss a bit more (while hard!  ) into KDB's mouth while she's fucking KDD. She swallows with no hesitation. KDD needs another piss, straight into KDB's mouth and she gargles, swallows some, and the rest is shared from her mouth to mine. I don't ever do this, but I was so into it, that I just drank it down.  Nobody died. 

I'm now feeling like I want to spunk, KDB sticks her tongue right up KDD's arse and then stretches he arsehole out for me with her fingers while I get the condom on and bang away at while standing/squatting over KDD till I cum hard. Condom off, and KDB drinks my spunk from it, before sharing/snowballing with KDD.

KDD needs another piss, KDB suggests a glass, and then drinks it, while I'm getting my breath back.

Finally, I really, really need a piss. Both women kneel and I piss like a racehorse, a long stream that lasts for quite a while, and they both take turns sucking straight from my cock.

That was it, I was totally fucked. I didn't get to fuck KDB, but I was fine with that as so much else was going on and it was piss focused after all.

Easily one of the most intense, and certainly one of the most memorable punts in my life.

[A Decent Fist]

Wow, thanks for such a superb account of a very sexy hour. I really want to have an experience like this, despite the vast expense.

I am obsessed by piss porn (I collect it and even "curate" a Tumblr blog devoted to it) and have had a few goes with hookers in the past. These were all a little awkward in their own way and I began to think of it as something that's much better to watch than take part in.

This fantastic review has got me all fired up again, though, and I would dearly love to piss like a stallion into two willing mouths like in the final moments with KDD and KDB. If I don't punt for a couple of months and save up maybe it can happen . . .

[BogBog1]

Outstanding. One of my former semi-regular SA girls was massively turned on by piss, to the point where me pissing in her mouth would make her orgasm.... happy memories. Shame she had to move back to Spain really - its hard to find anyone else that matches up!

[last_days_of_logan]

thanks for the review

hendrix...how many times have you seen Miss KDD?

[hendrix]

thanks for the review

hendrix...how many times have you seen Miss KDD?

First time in 2012 (according to aw emails) - I would guess at around 200 maybe? I had a spell where I was punting every day just about.

[winkywanky]

hendrix, first of all I thought you were taking the piss (and infact at one point you did), well done chap! 

With MissKDD's very straight job, I do wonder how she manages to keep all her stuff which she brings to punts, discreetly hidden 

She's a quality bird, and I do miss her after the 3 punts I had with her some time ago. Out of my league financially now really, but who knows? And seems like KDB joined in seamlessly with the two of you, had she and MissKDD met before, out of interest?

Anyway, top marks, go to the top of the class.

[winkywanky]

First time in 2012 (according to aw emails) - I would guess at around 200 maybe? I had a spell where I was punting every day just about.

Surprised she hasn't given you a Loyalty Card! 

[hendrix]

Surprised she hasn't given you a Loyalty Card! 

  I wish  - but for me, the best thing is that she's a proper professional who takes whoring seriously, from comms to drinking piss if required

hendrix, first of all I thought you were taking the piss (and infact at one point you did), well done chap! 

With MissKDD's very straight job, I do wonder how she manages to keep all her stuff which she brings to punts, discreetly hidden 

She's a quality bird, and I do miss her after the 3 punts I had with her some time ago. Out of my league financially now really, but who knows? And seems like KDB joined in seamlessly with the two of you, had she and MissKDD met before, out of interest?

Anyway, top marks, go to the top of the class.

From their chat at the beginning, they had met a couple of times before, but not for years. KDB came across as a very nice woman, easy to get on with and similar outgoing, bubbly personality to KDD, so it was never going to be a punt with any awkwardness.

[last_days_of_logan]

First time in 2012 (according to aw emails) - I would guess at around 200 maybe? I had a spell where I was punting every day just about.

thats is amazing.....

so you should be the resident expert on all things miss kdd then

mind if i pm you with a whole string of questions?

[winkywanky]

I wish  - but for me, the best thing is that she's a proper professional who takes whoring seriously, from comms to drinking piss if required

And a lovely girl with a fun attitude.

[hendrix]

thats is amazing.....

so you should be the resident expert on all things miss kdd then

mind if i pm you with a whole string of questions?

Sure, though I don't know about "expert",  I can only give an opinion based on my experiences.  Happy to answer any questions here as well

[magnetico]

First time in 2012 (according to aw emails) - I would guess at around 200 maybe? I had a spell where I was punting every day just about.

You're saying that you've seen MissKDD 200 times in 6 years?
Like 3 times a month non-stop??

[Zeusthedoc]

Quality review as always.

Did KDB require a deposit? I think I saw something in her profile about it. Her price fluctuates a lot.

[threechilliman]

Quality. Simples.

[Belgarion]

You filthy legend 

Saw KDB many moons ago. Banter among other things was always excellent

[hendrix]

Quality review as always.

Did KDB require a deposit? I think I saw something in her profile about it. Her price fluctuates a lot.

No, I didn't pay a deposit. Not something I'd ever entertain tbh.

You're saying that you've seen MissKDD 200 times in 6 years?
Like 3 times a month non-stop??

Yes, I mean I've had a couple of longish spells with no punting at all in that time, but I also had spells of punting 5 or 6 days a week. When I want to do it, I tend to go all out

You filthy legend 

Saw KDB many moons ago. Banter among other things was always excellent

She was really good fun, you can't really have a pissing punt without a laugh at times and she was very funny

[KentAde]

KDB came across as a very nice woman, easy to get on with and similar outgoing, bubbly personality to KDD, so it was never going to be a punt with any awkwardness.

Glad you had sooo much fun with two hot females I have both met before. Have missed KDD but unfortnately, with us both working, her diary never suits.
KDB I met for the first time two weeks ago - in which i posted a review - and I agree. Felt really down-to-earth, and she did say she has definately not retired, as some people thought she reckoned - so seems you defo tested her on that point!
It did seem that KDB loved piss as she bought her own to drink when I saw her!  so seems you may have seen a couple of the best in the business! 

[Fully Sated]

KDB I met for the first time two weeks ago - in which i posted a review...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=231504.0

[KentAde]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=231504.0

Cheers.. 

[Malvolio]

I pity the person who had to clean the room afterwards.

[hendrix]

I pity the person who had to clean the room afterwards.

  it was absolutely fine, thanks to the sheet. Didn't even use the bed!

[Video586]

Hendrix

That was a magnificent review of what would be just about my dream punt. I had an awesome 90 minutes with Pissing Mistress out in Barking a few years back.

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She's just got another new profile so the review I wrote has been lost, but she really chugged down my piss like i'd rescued her from the desert.

I think I may have to try the reverse booking method you employed. Sounds like a winning ploy.

As you wrote, it takes good preparation for a great watersports punt. Can be a bit painful at the end as you're hanging on way longer than normal, but the upside is that you pretty much flush out all the toxins in your body and feel refreshed and massively well hydrated! Not that this is the prime motivation!

[Kev40ish]

It’s something I’ve always wanted to try but always spectacularly failed..

I remember Lyndsey and Hayleyxxx on their knees asking me to piss on them, but I just have a mental block, no matter how much I’d like to do it.

I’ve tried it on a couple of other occasions but know now it’s never going to happen.

Fantastic review though 

[magnetico]

I think I may have to try the reverse booking method you employed. Sounds like a winning ploy.

Could you set enough criteria to your RB that only a specific prossie would see it?

[hendrix]

It’s something I’ve always wanted to try but always spectacularly failed..

I remember Lyndsey and Hayleyxxx on their knees asking me to piss on them, but I just have a mental block, no matter how much I’d like to do it.

I’ve tried it on a couple of other occasions but know now it’s never going to happen.

Fantastic review though 

I had the same mental block until Alex at Maxes suggested that I piss in the toilet as normal and then swing over to her in the closely adjacent bathtub

Mental block sorted!

[Kev40ish]

I had the same mental block until Alex at Maxes suggested that I piss in the toilet as normal and then swing over to her in the closely adjacent bathtub

Mental block sorted!

Thanks that could be a top tip, I’ll have to give it a try

[Oh la la]

it was absolutely fine, thanks to the sheet. Didn't even use the bed!

How big was the sheet? You must all have been aiming well...

[Video586]

Could you set enough criteria to your RB that only a specific prossie would see it?

I don't know honestly. I've not yet tried the reverse booking method.

[Mij]

Nice review mate! 

I miss seeing KDD, but work has kept me stupidly busy these past few months. Must try harder!

Cheers,
Mij

[Veritas]

Hendrix, I salute you.  Epic review of what sounds like an epic meet.

[winkywanky]

Hendrix

That was a magnificent review of what would be just about my dream punt. I had an awesome 90 minutes with Pissing Mistress out in Barking a few years back.

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She's just got another new profile so the review I wrote has been lost, but she really chugged down my piss like i'd rescued her from the desert.

I think I may have to try the reverse booking method you employed. Sounds like a winning ploy.

As you wrote, it takes good preparation for a great watersports punt. Can be a bit painful at the end as you're hanging on way longer than normal, but the upside is that you pretty much flush out all the toxins in your body and feel refreshed and massively well hydrated! Not that this is the prime motivation!

 
In her Interview she states her favourite drink is vodka, I wonder if she has a double vodka and piss on a night out? 

[darkknightrises]

TBH ... Little surprised KDD would have to bid on a RB of yours ... thought you 2 would have each other on speed dial.

Having seen Kdd once a while back .... she was too much for me on her own let alone in a duo booking .... hats off to you. 

[Kev40ish]

TBH ... Little surprised KDD would have to bid on a RB of yours ... thought you 2 would have each other on speed dial.

Having seen Kdd once a while back .... she was too much for me on her own let alone in a duo booking .... hats off to you. 

The OP used a RB to find the other girl, not KDD

[magnetico]

Yes, I mean I've had a couple of longish spells with no punting at all in that time, but I also had spells of punting 5 or 6 days a week. When I want to do it, I tend to go all out

Yes that's "going all out" for sure 

I guess that you've got the same hobbies/leisure spending as a sports car enthusiast.

[Gatehouse]

It’s something I’ve always wanted to try but always spectacularly failed..

I remember Lyndsey and Hayleyxxx on their knees asking me to piss on them, but I just have a mental block, no matter how much I’d like to do it.

I’ve tried it on a couple of other occasions but know now it’s never going to happen.

Fantastic review though 

The first time I pissed over Maggie21 I couldn’t do it either. She said stand next to the basin, run the cold tap, put one hand under it and let go.......after a few seconds I was hosing her down.

Once you are through the ‘barrier’ off you go!

Thanks for review Hendrix. Sounds great.

[ciscoxxx69]

Simply Awesome 

Wanted to punt KDB for ages....this sounds so Hot and Filthy 

[bellend]

First time in 2012 (according to aw emails) - I would guess at around 200 maybe? I had a spell where I was punting every day just about.

Damn - that is nearly £50k just on KDD. Good on you man. Sounds like you had an amazing pint with two hot filthy women.

[davison]

Sounds like you had an amazing pint with two hot filthy women.

Sounds like a bit more than a pint.