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Offline hamchang

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Business class to Thailand - £1500
Week stay at Pattaya Discovery Beach Hotel Pattaya - £300
Taxi from airport to Pattaya - £40
Premium subscription to Thaifriandly - £18

Cost of all you desire all in date, another date, and a week of having your cock worshipped each night by a lady trying to marry you £2000.

There - saved you 500 sobs, and got a beach holiday into the bargain.


Offline Payyourwaymate

@webpunter: Yes, can close the thread. It's probably run its course.

Threads do not get closed unless exceptional circumstances. Please report back when you go through with your mission, at least restore some faith for us that most posters coming with your story are not trolls.

Offline magnetico

Let's see if this wind-up merchant will bother posting a review after this long creative writing exercise.

Offline tp69

Let's see if this wind-up merchant will bother posting a review after this long creative writing exercise.

It won't be soon, he's first going to wine and dine her.   :kissgirl:

Offline webpunter

How much higher ?
You gotta show your super punter status
No limit
Crack on & good luck  :thumbsup:

For the sake of this thread lets say you are a complete tosspot
How you aint been banned yet i have no idea  :dash:
You could save yourself & post a review  :sarcastic:

I'm probably willing to spend up to about £2500 for the experience, but would possibly go higher
For the sake of this discussion, let's say there's no budget.

Offline Payyourwaymate

Let's see if this wind-up merchant will bother posting a review after this long creative writing exercise.

He was last active yesterday but still has not responded. I'm never attempting to advise posters like this again. What a waste of energy, they seem to be all the same  :dash:.

Offline Ceejiq

Sorry, mate - like I said, I'm not really into online arguments with strangers. Believe me, don't believe me: It's up to you. Thanks to everyone who posted helpful replies, but let's kill this thread for now. If you're looking for an update, there's nothing new to report (still where I was when I first posted). Cheers.

Offline golden bull

Sorry, mate - like I said, I'm not really into online arguments with strangers. Believe me, don't believe me: It's up to you. Thanks to everyone who posted helpful replies, but let's kill this thread for now. If you're looking for an update, there's nothing new to report (still where I was when I first posted). Cheers.

Then stop bumping your thread. I stand by my suspicions, this guy is the same guy who claimed to be the Indian dude from India who’s never punted and was coming over here for business back in October/ Nov…. same writing style, same ball park questions, same budgets,same supposedly age,signed in as a member around the same time and what’s interesting is the time these two log on are always around 2/3/4 am.

« Last Edit: February 12, 2022, 08:18:09 am by golden bull »

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

 :D a newspaper should’ve  serialised this by now.
Make a good novel “The reluctant fucker”.

Offline JontyR

I always think that even if the psoter is a troll there is always the possibility that hte thread may be useful to others now or in the future.

Therefore I would suggest the following...

1. Don't get to know the girl first. You may find out half way through that there is major red flag, she supports x, votes y, is a fan of Mxchxxl Mcxntyrx. But you'll feel too commmitted and you've doubled the risk of feeling dirty afterwards.

2. Pick someone who is reknowned for their DFK. If you do want the first time to be "special" nothing kills it more than when you go in for a kiss and they turn away. Especially if you are balls deep at the time.

3. Read up on here about EAS. Seasoned punters, mongers and shagaholics have fallen down this rabbit hole. Everyone thinks they immune. You aren't. In actual fact you may be targetted.

4. I'd recommend you book two women, one soon after the other. That way you won't fixate on the one, thinking they invented it.

5. Have you considered a reverse booking on Adultwork? Put everything in there. If they can be bothered to read it then they may well be the right candidate (s)

6. If you genuinely appreciate the advice given, get on with it and write a review.

Offline Ceejiq

Thanks, @JontyR - appreciate it. It's tough for me to pull the trigger but I'm determined to make this my year.

@GoldenBull - once again, no, I'm not "the Indian dude from India(!)", but if it makes you happy to think that I am, then you do you. It's funny, I said I wasn't interested in answering these questions, then people are saying "look at this guy, he's been active but not responding!"... so I respond, and now it's "look at this guy, bumping the thread". I can't win!

Cheers to all, but let's kill this conversation now.  :cool:

Offline Malvolio

There's nothing tough about phoning a WG, booking your punt then having your punt.

Offline JontyR

Cheers to all, but let's kill this conversation now.

Nope, you've asked for help so you are going to get it.

So heres another one...why not find an escort on AW that also cams? That way you can see if you click whilst you wank yourself bandy?

You're welcome.

Offline webpunter

Ex-fucking-actly

An even simpler option is for the OP to rock up at the local asian massage parlour 'AMP' [for the OP:  thai or chinese]
Summon up the courage, he is supposedly in his mid 40s, & wander in [OMG  :scare:  :sarcastic:]
& see what happens

OP - top tip, mention on here of whether boxers on or off
To help you i've devised a bullet point action plan:
  • park your bike & make sure you lock it to something sturdy
  • before entering the AMP remove your bicycle clips & helmet
  • in the room take both boxers & socks off
  • best to say as little as possible as what you spout on here is verbal diahorrea
If you are feeling nervous ask your mum to drive you there & hold your hand.  Bless 

My antennae are beginning to twitch on this one.  Sumfink ain't right

There's nothing tough about phoning a WG, booking your punt then having your punt.

Offline webpunter

Ceejiq,
Dont forget its Valentines Day
An opportunity for you to get yourself a date
There are always burds feeling lonely, you could be soul mates

There's an easy way to kill the conversation
Dont even think of posting anywhere on here until you've done the deed
Getting tugged off in a parlour aint that hard & a common way for blokes to dip their toe in the 'paid for' water
If you cant achieve this stop wasting our time, you are now boring us
In other words off you fuck 

Thanks, @JontyR - appreciate it. It's tough for me to pull the trigger but I'm determined to make this my year.

@GoldenBull - once again, no, I'm not "the Indian dude from India(!)", but if it makes you happy to think that I am, then you do you. It's funny, I said I wasn't interested in answering these questions, then people are saying "look at this guy, he's been active but not responding!"... so I respond, and now it's "look at this guy, bumping the thread". I can't win!

Cheers to all, but let's kill this conversation now.  :cool:

Offline Munter84

I always think that even if the psoter is a troll there is always the possibility that hte thread may be useful to others now or in the future.

Therefore I would suggest the following...

Whether the OP is a wind-up or not I heartily second all of Jonty's advice, especially Point 6: as Nike says, just effin' do it. There are some situations in life where you risk paralysis by analysis, and this is one of them. Just take the good advice that's been offered, and if you still intend to do it, don't hesitate. A lot of your current assumptions, hopes, worries etc are all completely hypothetical until you've done the deed. Accept your first time is probably going to be awkward and get it over with.