I've been there more than a few times too, but never caught a whiff of jizz. Cooking smells yes, but never jizz. And it's always been warm and cozy in the room. Actually sometimes too warm.
This is a place where the girls are changed each week, so frankly most reviews are pointless. Sometimes the girls are good and will offer more for your money, and other times you just get a standard rub and tug. Unfortunately, it's what should be expected in places like this.
DeadFox, have you actually ever had a positive experience while punting? Maybe it's not for you...
Well if it's always been warm and cosy when you went, it must mean I got unlucky. For context when I arrived the room was freezing. Three heater fans brought the room up to about 15c within 30 minutes. Cosy indeed.
I don't think reviews are pointless. If the establishment consistently employ staff who allow the place to smell like yesterday's cooking, then it's worth noting. I accept that many people may enjoy the milieu. I personally don't like emerging from a massage with a mild wiff of Thai. Each to their own.
You're right, punting in sh*t holes like this isn't for me. I've enjoyed countless punts but the women in question prefer their services not to be shared on the internet. Therefore, if the service is good - I'm not making anyone aware unless they expressly suggest that I should.
Bon Appétit
