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Offline Horizontal pleasures


If a blow job costs 50 quid for 15 minutes you’ve got to suck good 24 cocks a month  to make ends meet
that is a good quantity of extra protein even if there is no such thing as a free lunch!

Offline DaVINCI

Of course I am , the average 2 bed flat price here is £350k how would I afford to buy on a declared income of £24k?
The average House price is slightly lower than what you have indicated, but l get your point.

It depends when you purchased your house, could have been years ago  :unknown: As you are aware there has been a sharp increase in house pricing but the wages have not increased accordingly.

I would need to probe and make in depth responses, which wasn't the main point of my initial post, nothing against you l just remain skeptical.






Offline workinallweek



 having seen a few girls over the year  most ive seen either have 2 jobs which means this job is a top up  or they have set up another business to enable them to 'legalise' there earnings .

these companies are massage  beauty therapy  etc  to  Cake and catering (the cake was nice )  :)

lets face it you cant spend 2 grand cash on a car at a showroom  they even get twitchy at 5 grand on a credit card ..  Gone are the days of cash being king you need to prove income all the time  or one day those holidays and cash purchases may come back and bite your bottom  :scare:
Seen it happen ........
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Offline workinallweek

The average House price is slightly lower than what you have indicated, but l get your point.

It depends when you purchased your house, could have been years ago  :unknown: As you are aware there has been a sharp increase in house pricing but the wages have not increased accordingly.

I would need to probe and make in depth responses, which wasn't the main point of my initial post, nothing against you l just remain skeptical.


If it was 350000 it was probably in the last 5 years i would think judging by the area ....
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Offline king tarzan


If it was 350000 it was probably in the last 5 years i would think judging by the area ....


As long as it's yours freehold then that's what counts..
You have something to your name to show for your existence..
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Offline DaVINCI


If it was 350000 it was probably in the last 5 years i would think judging by the area ....
ER didn't actually mentioned she had purchased a house at £350000 she just mentioned the average house price at present in the area is £350000.


mikexxlong

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Of course not, and absolutely not.

The only point I was making is that an independent SP with her own place has to prove income in order to be able to rent a property.  And I already stated they most likely pay as little tax as possible, I know I would if I could get away with it or was self employed.

for those that cant go completely under the radar

it goes a little like this,----

some kind off manual/beauty   therapy is declared as their work , income typically on or there about pays minimum wage and part time

their home council or private rent would usually be subsidised by DWP who would pay a percentage of the rent etc

their place of work (if not where they live) either a known brothel or shared house/apartment etc would be 'fronted'
and x amount taken from each pro$$i£, 
even a solely 'rented' property only used by that pro$$i£ is usually though dodgy landlords who know full well what's going on
 and only declare the property is rented half the time it really is and  not rented in the pro$$i£'s name etc

the correct amount of days worked, number of clients and earnings would obviously not be declared

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for those that cant go completely under the radar

it goes a little like this,----

some kind off manual/beauty   therapy is declared as their work , income typically on or there about pays minimum wage and part time

their home council or private rent would usually be subsidised by DWP who would pay a percentage of the rent etc

their place of work (if not where they live) either a known brothel or shared house/apartment etc would be 'fronted'
and x amount taken from each pro$$i£, 
even a solely 'rented' property only used by that pro$$i£ is usually though dodgy landlords who know full well what's going on
 and only declare the property is rented half the time it really is and  not rented in the pro$$i£'s name etc

the correct amount of days worked, number of clients and earnings would obviously not be declared


You have no idea!!
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mikexxlong

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You have no idea!!

so what do you put as employment,
your earning and how much tax on average do you pay or i should say the amount in £ per month or year  :bomb:

Offline Super-noob

???
£50/15minutes is £200/hour.
Average income is less than that per day
24 cocks a month is Less than 5days/month,
Or 1 day/week. Wish I could afford  to work only one day per week.
There is nothing stopping you if you can suck that much dick you can earn that much but rather you than me 🤣🤣🤣
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Offline EnglishRebecca121

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so what do you put as employment,
your earning and how much tax on average do you pay or i should say the amount in £ per month or year  :bomb:

I put therapist , my accountant is fab . Happy to pm you their detais and a copy of my tax records over the yeArs , from escorting alone i pay between 8 to 10k a year tax .
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mikexxlong

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I put therapist , my accountant is fab . Happy to pm you their detais and a copy of my tax records over the yeArs , from escorting alone i pay between 8 to 10k a year tax .

interesting

could you tell the forum how you conduct and run business
and how you can afford/buy your houses etc

as you so boldly numerous times declare your 100% legit pay all your taxes etc etc you have nothing to worry about  :) :thumbsup:

Offline theoldmaggot

I put therapist , my accountant is fab . Happy to pm you their detais and a copy of my tax records over the yeArs , from escorting alone i pay between 8 to 10k a year tax .

Thats steep.

Im surprised you are declaring it all, as you said as well, cash is king.

Offline professorlove


 having seen a few girls over the year  most ive seen either have 2 jobs which means this job is a top up  or they have set up another business to enable them to 'legalise' there earnings .

these companies are massage  beauty therapy  etc  to  Cake and catering (the cake was nice )  :)

lets face it you cant spend 2 grand cash on a car at a showroom  they even get twitchy at 5 grand on a credit card ..  Gone are the days of cash being king you need to prove income all the time  or one day those holidays and cash purchases may come back and bite your bottom  :scare:
Seen it happen ........


I’m with you on that. Its such a pain! They act as though you stole the money just cos you want to pay in one go. Pisses me right off!

Offline HarryZZ

Thats steep.

Im surprised you are declaring it all, as you said as well, cash is king.

She didn't say "all".

Offline professorlove

interesting

could you tell the forum how you conduct and run business
and how you can afford/buy your houses etc

as you so boldly numerous times declare your 100% legit pay all your taxes etc etc you have nothing to worry about  :) :thumbsup:

mikexxlong, I mean no disrespect but you’re coming across a little jealous. Who cares how these ladies run their business. I just care that I get the the service of my own choosing is of the value I paid for.

James999

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Thats steep.

Im surprised you are declaring it all, as you said as well, cash is king.

She's not, it's just more of her BS, she spouted it a few years ago and tried to prove it but fell flat on her face (Again) when she says she pays tax on her earnings she means the tax on the petrol booze & cigars she buys  :sarcastic:

mikexxlong

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mikexxlong, I mean no disrespect but you’re coming across a little jealous. Who cares how these ladies run their business. I just care that I get the the service of my own choosing is of the value I paid for.

no not jealous i have no desire in gobbling off old men and putting up with various sweaty grunting oafs fucking me for a living

mind you the money does sounds good , oh who am i kidding where do I sign up I'll do it for free :yahoo:












joking aside I'm just sick at the total bullshit that comes from lying prostitutes playing innocent


and they would charge extra for that if they could no doubt dodging the tax on it as well :sarcastic:

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mikexxlong

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As I said pm me


just fess up :rolleyes:, you play shady games when it comes to money/earnings/tax as ALL pro$$i£'s do

you could quite easily post various "proof" on the forum it would make no difference as I'm a stranger to you anyway
 so why bother with the PM bollocks :unknown:

Offline Paris69

I put therapist , my accountant is fab . Happy to pm you their detais and a copy of my tax records over the yeArs , from escorting alone i pay between 8 to 10k a year tax .

That equates to earnings of around £45 to £55k py... Approx £900-1,100pw...
For the job you do; that seems a poor return; to me anyway......
Just my opinion.
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James999

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That equates to earnings of around £45 to £55k py... Approx £900-1,100pw...
For the job you do; that seems a poor return; to me anyway......
Just my opinion.

Less than that as she says she has another £24k job   :sarcastic:

charming_red

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for those that cant go completely under the radar

it goes a little like this,----

some kind off manual/beauty   therapy is declared as their work , income typically on or there about pays minimum wage and part time

their home council or private rent would usually be subsidised by DWP who would pay a percentage of the rent etc

Would they not need proof of work (ie.wage slips)?

mikexxlong

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Would they not need proof of work (ie.wage slips)?



self employed or basically working in a brothel who would be only to happy in falsifying paperwork
or even have a legit part time job!

oh forgot or just simply on benefits and whoring on the sly
« Last Edit: April 15, 2019, 05:50:09 pm by mikexxlong »

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just fess up :rolleyes:, you play shady games when it comes to money/earnings/tax as ALL pro$$i£'s do

you could quite easily post various "proof" on the forum it would make no difference as I'm a stranger to you anyway
 so why bother with the PM bollocks :unknown:
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FUCK OFF YOU SAD LITTLE TWAT , seriously you have an issue with wgs that are honest with thier tax, i would say alot of it is jelously that i do well for myself.
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Online mr.bluesky

James , we all know your deeply in love with me and follow my life like a love struck puppy . My darling it’s ok to admit it  :)

Perhaps he'll make a booking to come and see you and break his reviewing duck. :unknown:

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Perhaps he'll make a booking to come and see you and break his reviewing duck. :unknown:

and pigs fly, hes a troll.
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Offline EnglishRebecca121

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That equates to earnings of around £45 to £55k py... Approx £900-1,100pw...
For the job you do; that seems a poor return; to me anyway......
Just my opinion.

i earn around 45 to 48k a year from escorting correct my choice as i dont work all day everyday
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Offline GreyDave

 :hi: I ve said this before  ;) ;) I work for a refurb company they do those grotty flats and small houses the type we vist WG`s in  :D :D

Not specficly but some times we find they were used as such after the tennat moves out... A while ago I met the managing agent of an owner at one of the flats they rented out for a Landlady :D :D

I thought I reconised her (tits where huge ) so I remembered them first  ;) she did not give me a second look I expect i was one of 1000`s of grey gits who had cum over her :unknown: :unknown:

You`ve guessed it she was a WG Id seen at the old Ivy in Hemel Hempsted she owned 10 places and was most insistant they were not rented to wrong type of client ie WG`s  :D :D :D :D

So I can err to the beliving Rebeccas "house`s" claim a little . Funny how they are aware that if they rent a place out and it gets used for shagging it can be taken as imoral earnings
(maybe a law guy on here might put it better) yet that is how the depoist for the buy to let was got ;)

mikexxlong

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just fess up :rolleyes:, you play shady games when it comes to money/earnings/tax as ALL pro$$i£'s do

you could quite easily post various "proof" on the forum it would make no difference as I'm a stranger to you anyway
 so why bother with the PM bollocks :unknown:
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FUCK OFF YOU SAD LITTLE TWAT , seriously you have an issue with wgs that are honest with thier tax, i would say alot of it is jelously that i do well for myself.








no issue

and what's a matter touched a nerve :sarcastic:

you wouldn't  fucking know honesty if it got rammed so far down your throat it came out your ass and did a dirty sanchez on you !


James999

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i earn around 45 to 48k a year from escorting

Which if the other things you said are true (Another job @ £24k) you'd be paying around £15k tax on Pro$$ie income not the £8 - £10k you made up earlier   :sarcastic:

James999

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Funny how they are aware that if they rent a place out and it gets used for shagging it can be taken as imoral earnings

You seem to be making reference to an old (defunct) law  :hi:

Offline king tarzan

Perhaps he'll make a booking to come and see you and break his reviewing duck. :unknown:

That would be a great adult movie... :D :lol:
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Offline Metalgear2018

If you thought that, then why do/did you post them?   :unknown:

Hence why I don't post anymore

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Which if the other things you said are true (Another job @ £24k) you'd be paying around £15k tax on Pro$$ie income not the £8 - £10k you made up earlier   :sarcastic:

I dare say there are lots of deductibles to take off..
Transport
Hotels
Clothes
Tests
Condoms, lube etc.
Phone
Advertising

Etc...

James999

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I dare say there are lots of deductibles to take off..
Transport
Hotels
Clothes
Tests
Condoms, lube etc.
Phone
Advertising
Etc...

Which is probably about £500 in total  :hi:


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Which is probably about £500 in total  :hi:

That’s probably shoes alone on their tax return. :lol:

Offline Home Alone



The post was meant to be a discussion of some of the weird stuff that goes on in the industry ...

With respect, OP, none of us who start a thread - on these discussion Boards, more so than the Reviews - can dictate which path it will take. Once you've set it off, it's then up to us who read it to comment in the way we see fit.

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That’s probably shoes alone on their tax return. :lol:
A lot of girls have Loubs bought by a sugar daddy or pay pig. I think they are overrated, way sexier shoes out there Gucci ballet pumps for one or KG gladiator sandals.

James999

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That’s probably shoes alone on their tax return.

Don't fall for the "tax return" bollocks, like showering between clients and regular checks at the clinic it's an urban myth  :hi:

mikexxlong

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if a cashless society came about (hopefully it doesn't  :scare: )


pro$$i£'s will be shitting their knickers as some of their materialistic  ,holiday going flash motor lifestyles will come crashing down around their ears

when the tax man comes around  :sarcastic:

mikexxlong

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Don't fall for the "tax return" bollocks, like showering between clients and regular checks at the clinic it's an urban myth  :hi:

isn't it just!

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if a cashless society came about (hopefully it doesn't  :scare: )


pro$$i£'s will be shitting their knickers as some of their materialistic  ,holiday going flash motor lifestyles will come crashing down around their ears

when the tax man comes around  :sarcastic:

As will most builders, mechanic etc.

TailSeeker

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So anyone ever noticed that;

- Although they have the potential to earn money, a high percentage of the time you see no evidence of wealth - the escort living in rented or council accommodation, a dingy flat, etc etc. Perhaps they blow it all on drugs, holidays, parties, clothes.

- There are some stunning Escorts out there, but many are dog rough. And you would never even consider them as a girlfriend. And yet, they know they will get guys through the door who will fuck them. They live under the deluded belief that they are desirable women with the world at their feet, ignoring the fact that they may have "tricked" the guy into having sex with them using airbrushed photo's and/or photo's of them 10 years ago. Then when the customer arrived he just goes through with it anyway.

- Many of them are heading for a future of being alone, broke and fat.

This could be literally said about people in any field. Sense with money doesn't follow earnings.

And plenty of people work shitty jobs knowing they can do more, but they don't bother. Or people get good jobs due to connections despite having no skills.

It's not isolated to escorts.

There are certainly many good ones. Ellie Rose is well known for batting 100% positive. Maybe you need to adjust who you see?


Offline Jock D

Don't fall for the "tax return" bollocks, like showering between clients and regular checks at the clinic it's an urban myth  :hi:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

 :hi:

Offline hendrix

The best thing about prossies paying taxes, would be that they'd put their prices up to make up the income, and nobody would whine about that :D

Offline Waterhouse

showering between clients and regular checks at the clinic it's an urban myth

If you do indeed punt and you're speaking from experience, then you're seeing the wrong SPs.  :hi:

Offline Waterhouse

if a cashless society came about (hopefully it doesn't  :scare: )


pro$$i£'s will be shitting their knickers as some of their materialistic  ,holiday going flash motor lifestyles will come crashing down around their ears

when the tax man comes around  :sarcastic:

Can't see it happening in my lifetime, but would be a nihtmare if it did.  :(

Offline Metalgear2018

If you thought that, then why do/did you post them?   :unknown:

I already apologised