Kelly of Dallas

[Johnny wishbone]

For those who fancy spending £250 an hour on a 45yo American who doesn't do CIM or facials.

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Dusty phone.

[MilleMiglia]

The hourly rate is probably the most sensible part! As for the rest of it, deluded doesn't come close - $5k a day, business class flights?   

[webpunter]

A 'Courtesan' 

[Steely Dan]

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[anotherwoody69]

Heavily "advertising" on UKE, very opinionated and has been in the adult scene for years; probably why she still thinks she's worth so much, harping back to yesteryear when she was quite trim and attractive 

She may have had one or two meets from the fluffy crowd, but so much better value out there. And, she's not a Texas native so those expecting the genuine Southern drawl would be left disappointed.

[Johnny wishbone]

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She might get away with offering fuck all for large sums of money in the states, but that doesn't work here in the UK. Especially with forums like UKP spreading the word about clowns like her.

[iPad3]

So her adult film label went bust and she's fucked off to Europe leaving the debt behind, she's now living in some cheap European location to hide from the us revenue and hopes to make a living by visiting London once a month to fleece mug punters. Ha good luck love but methinks that phone will remain dusty!!

[Johnny wishbone]

So her adult film label went bust and she's fucked off to Europe leaving the debt behind, she's now living in some cheap European location to hide from the us revenue and hopes to make a living by visiting London once a month to fleece mug punters. Ha good luck love but methinks that phone will remain dusty!!

How did you find out about her film label?

[PleadInsanity]

She's been told she has the body of a 25year old! If thats what I wanted then I think I would go with someone that has the face of one as well, you know, someone that is actually 25years old....
Deluded.

[rebelscum]

Apparently took Ryanair to fly to London, according to the lady herself on UKE.  So much for business and first class only!

[Cunning Punt]

Heavily "advertising" on UKE, very opinionated and has been in the adult scene for years; probably why she still thinks she's worth so much, harping back to yesteryear when she was quite trim and attractive 

She may have had one or two meets from the fluffy crowd, but so much better value out there. And, she's not a Texas native so those expecting the genuine Southern drawl would be left disappointed.

Most of the escorts on the other site are opinionated. Predictably, there are lot of fluffies blowing smoke up her American ass - apart from one dissenter who warns her she is in a competitive market and might be found wanting! 
Some rare and much-needed realism.

[joe diddley]

Hmm .... Okay, I've decided. I think I just pop down to Soho instead and shag Roxy for £20.

[baranabus96]

spotted her on UKE didn't even catch her age, I went right to her rates because I've noticed that the ones with their own sites tend to be full of themselves with that reflected in their price.

Ripoff even if she was younger.

[Mr Farkyhars]

Apparently took Ryanair to fly to London, according to the lady herself on UKE

Really? Are they doing long-haul yet?

[webpunter]

As she's american she'll be familiar with flying 'cattle' 

Really? Are they doing long-haul yet?

[iPad3]

Ha, just checked the photos on uke, she's got the body of a 25 year old alright but a 25 year old thats a bit porky and has saggy tits