Reading the thread on outed post mortem, made me recall the occasions that I've been 'injured on the job', and how that could have resulted in some embarrassing situations or even worse.
I'm not just talking about injuries sustained during the act, or injured pride some of us have probably experienced, but including other accidents occurring at the premises or en route, that took some quick thinking explanations.
Of course, there have been cases of poor blokes having heart attacks or even dying on the job, and as we get older that becomes a concern when the old ticker is beating out of your chest during moments of ecstasy, and trying to explain that away might be beyond even the most experienced punters.
I've had my fair share of slips in the showers etc, but fairly recently I thought I'd badly sprained my ankle at a popular Thai shop in the North West.
I was haggling about the cost of extras and when agreed the lady insisted I give her the money first...(which I hate at the best of times).
So I had to waggle over grumbling in semi darkness, without my glasses, over to my clothes.
I completely missed a step down from where the table was, and almost went arse over tit.
I managed to stop myself from completely falling but went crashing into the wall and badly twisted my ankle.
The young lady was quite concerned, but like a true punter I was determined the show must go, particularly as my raging erection had somehow escaped unharmed.
As it turned out it was just a strain and a few bruises on this occasion, but I wonder if anyone's had any similar or worse experiences that could have outed them or required imaginative explanations.