You know me guys, I never love them hoes, I give them the granddaddy willy to make them curl up their toes.
I have had this quite a few times over the years and I nip it in the bud like a weed dealer.
PROSSIE: oi oi, long time no see, i'm available all week.
ME (GRANDDADDYBADMAN): I'll come over but I want my sandwich first if i can't get a discount.
PROSSIE: you cheeky bugger, how dare you insult me.
ME (GRANDDADDYBADMAN): listen, don't insult me trying to infringe on my boundaries trying to get business. It's not my fault you're broke. How can a prossie be broke? that is like me telling my boss i can't come to work because I got run over by an airplane. granddybadman ain't here to care of no hoe, all granddaddybadman does is f@ck and go.