Naughty Mel - Earls court - as great as before [Fake review]

[Stanleywe]

Time:14/06/2015
Location: 5 mins walk from west Brompton station
Length: 1 hour
expense: 150
Link: No active AW link at this moment

Hello guys. I have read this website for about half year and thanks to this site I have found a lot of fun. I am a guy from Asian, so sorry if my english is hard to understand. This is my first review as writing is not my best skill. This is the fourth time I met Mel.

The meeting: I have texted her 11 pm the day before. It was too late that time, so she replied me Sunday morning around 10 am and we arranged a meeting at 1PM (it's Sunday so I am quit flexible). I arrived there 5 mins late and she welcomed me in with a casual wear (which i demanded). She lose some weight (3kg she told me) this time and become more charming to me. The figures and FK points about her is well reviewed by other guys, you can search the name if you want.

The sex: Sorry I am not good at writing this. You can also find a lot good review before me. She gave me a beer and we chat for a while like old friend. And then we did DFK, she changed to pink lipstick which is a really turn on for me than the regular red one. And then she turn on her huge screen TV with a pornographic film and we start 69 for a while and then condom on in Cowgirl position. It's great especially with the big mirror. Then I finished in the condom and then a show and massage.

After sex: We had a long talk during the massage and of course part is about things happen in UKP. And that is the motivation for me to write this review. This is even longer than the report i send to my boss, so I really need some motivation. She is quite a straight girl about what happened here. She told me she know there are 3 negative in the past days. And she admit 2 of them were writing the true condition and she can't understand another one (in the language level). Cute girl. I did't read these reviews as I know her so don't need to. So just translate what she said. The funny one is about the clock-watch. She said she don't even had a watch when doing this job. (I think she misunderstanding the watch LOL) But anyway she said at that time a guy comes and fuck for 55 mins (I was shocked), and she have to rest for 3 times. And at the last 5 mins, she told him need to finish in 5 mins so she could wash and rest to prepare for next costumer. So it becomes clock-watch here. I don't have a lot experience in punting. But in my view, it may not be called clock-watch. We paid for an hour and can't expect for a buffet until you feeling full. Another one about the guy who wait for half an hour. I did't understand her fully (When an Asian talk to a Brazilian, it may happen). But it seems she really appreciate each booking as she know someone even travel for more than two hours. So she never extend her booking as she don't want waste traveler's time.
Sorry if this long and pointless (maybe) review bothered you. I respect the negative and neutral review on this site and it give us more information than positive sometimes. I just want to say that we need to respect each other even we paid the money doesn't mean we can judge someone from one angle, knowing thing from every angle may give you a better view.

And about the back to back booking. She did mentioned about that and apparently she did't understand it and called it fully booked. And that is the reason she did the so called clock watch and not willing to extend booking. So she had the time to wash  and prepare. To me, it's reasonable as I am not a sugar daddy who pay for her every expense. All in all, in my view Mel is a straight and cute girl although she is a little big for me.

Will I return to her? Off course yes. And thanks again for this site leading me to another world.
Cheers,
W

[PLeisure]

    

[shagbambi]

Thanks for the review Mel.

[Type_O_Negative]

Empire, no, sorry - Mel strikes back...

[PLeisure]

The WG has recruited her 14yr old neighbour on the promise of breaking his virginity if he does her bidding. Lucky young man 

[OldAdmin]

This was going to be deleted, but I let it through to see the reaction, seems from first replies that everyone else thinks it's dodgy as well?

[Bigus Dickus]

 

That's it! All I can muster!

[Stealthshagger]

Fake as fuck. Written by a woman and spends all its focus on addressing recent negative reviews with excuses. As a first post. She just couldn't hold back from writing a fake with excuses.

Is that now four negatives?

[PLeisure]

This was going to be deleted, but I let it through to see the reaction, seems from first replies that everyone else thinks it's dodgy as well?

The bulk of the review is the After Sex section... which comes across as thinly disguised White Knighting. The irony being, if it is sponsored by the WG in any way...

UKP headines: Prossie 'White Knights' herself into oblivion! 

[john_n]

Even I can see that this is a very dodgy review. There is even no effort in trying to make it look like a proper review.

[Riprock]

I like the bit when Mel throws him a beer and they chat like old pals..lol

[marty_mcfly]

This was going to be deleted, but I let it through to see the reaction, seems from first replies that everyone else thinks it's dodgy as well?

Dodgy as well and dodgy as hell. First post that happens to be a review should always raise eyebrows.

[marty_mcfly]

It seems the "review" was written in Portuguese and then electronically translated in English.

[marty_mcfly]

Fake as fuck. Written by a woman and spends all its focus on addressing recent negative reviews with excuses. As a first post. She just couldn't hold back from writing a fake with excuses.

Is that now four negatives?

Five, if admin converts this fake one into a negative.

[LastManCumings]

There should be a section (called 'Trash Bin' or something) on UKP where the Admin could move such and lock posts. These are such fun reads. I had such a good belly laugh.

[Stealthshagger]

I think changing to negative is a good idea, and leaving it as a review in the review section. When touting or fake reviews occur, they should be exposed and kept here.

[Big Bad R]

It seems the "review" was written in Portuguese and then electronically translated in English.

And the official language of Brazil is.........Portugese 

[Stealthshagger]

I can't wait to hear Mel..I mean Stanley refute this.

[Stealthshagger]

We can see you are online stan/mel, and this is the only post you have ever made. So clearly you are looking here. What do you say?

[marty_mcfly]

And the official language of Brazil is.........Portugese 

Exactly, and it is Brazil where Stan is originally from.

[hendrix]

I'm really glad this fantastic review was posted as it has alleviated all my doubts about Mel going downhill. I'll be making a booking very soon.

[Punting Valley]

This review is quite poorly written, she did not even put any effort into disguising as one of us punters 

Dodgy as well and dodgy as hell. First post that happens to be a review should always raise eyebrows.

my first post on this forum was a review too and it was well scrutinised... though it was different as I was also pointing out some minor negatives that I thought the girl could improve on. 

[SamLP]

External Link/Members Only

 

[Punting Valley]

Exactly, and it is Brazil where Stan is originally from.

I thought Stan is from AsiaN 

[Punting Valley]

I'm really glad this fantastic review was posted as it has alleviated all my doubts about Mel going downhill. I'll be making a booking very soon.

I am slow at getting that sarcasm , I thought you were serious 

[Bigus Dickus]

Anyone who spends even a slight amount of time on here will know that prossies regularly fuck themselves by posting this sort of bollocks. Have you not learned the basics of UKP? Don't try to mug off punters! You will be caught!

Mel looks lovely but I've always been put off by her unsubtle money grabbing and conveyer belt style! There are so many more punter friendly girls, who are so much more attuned with what us guys want.

This sort of crap will backfire on her now!

 

[Stanleywe]

This was going to be deleted, but I let it through to see the reaction, seems from first replies that everyone else thinks it's dodgy as well?

I thought there are some rational guys. I may write not good English and I said that the proper review is here enough, I can't write any better. Why slander me? Yes I use google translate some words, so I am a Brazilian now? You can check anything you want as an admin. But as an admin please don't say irresponsibly. I know it's a site for joy and don't want to do this way.
W

[LL]

This reads like the perfect punt from the prossie's point of view
I.e lots of chatting, massage, chilling out whilst the guy is in the shower, and very little sex.
A punter's perfect punt is more likely to be the opposite to this.

[marty_mcfly]

I thought Stan is from AsiaN 

That's what presumably happens when Portuguese is translated into English by computer algorithms.

By the way, I admire Stan's patience. Still stuck on one post.

[Stealthshagger]

No man since the Big Bang talks like that. A site of joy? Hoping for a rational man? What ??

Google translate this "rumbled". What is "obvious bullshit" in Portuguese?

[marty_mcfly]

I thought there are some rational guys. I may write not good English and I said that the proper review is here enough, I can't write any better. Why slander me? Yes I use google translate some words, so I am a Brazilian now? You can check anything you want as an admin. But as an admin please don't say irresponsibly. I know it's a site for joy and don't want to do this way.
W

So why review a girl that has no AW profile or website or contact number?

[Stealthshagger]

If the reviews already are enough, why add another just to excuse the previous negatives in your after sex focus over a cold one and a girl chat, staninho?

[marty_mcfly]

I'm really glad this fantastic review was posted as it has alleviated all my doubts about Mel going downhill. I'll be making a booking very soon.

Don't forget to take Miss KDD with you!

[Stanleywe]

If the reviews already are enough, why add another just to excuse the previous negatives in your after sex focus over a cold one and a girl chat, staninho?

Guys I really can't stay for these words. I write this because I have met Mel 4 times and I think she is nice to me and I just want to be objective. Maybe I am kind of childish to start this topic and again I am not good at English so please don't stick on that and I am glad someone get the abdominal muscle from this. You are right,  the biggest problem is that this should not be included as a review. But I don't know which type it should be. I am really blurred why I start this. But it is funny to be first time in the center of 'internet violence' (translate from my language). And let's keep it fun. I will try to keep reply and see what will comes.

[Eric Shun]

It seems the "review" was written in Portuguese and then electronically translated in English.

I would like to know how you worked that one out.  Not having a go, just curious.

[yorkshire123]

Guys I really can't stay for these words. I write this because I have met Mel 4 times and I think she is nice to me and I just want to be objective. Maybe I am kind of childish to start this topic and again I am not good at English so please don't stick on that and I am glad someone get the abdominal muscle from this. You are right,  the biggest problem is that this should not be included as a review. But I don't know which type it should be. I am really blurred why I start this. But it is funny to be first time in the center of 'internet violence' (translate from my language). And let's keep it fun. I will try to keep reply and see what will comes.

 

[PLeisure]

Stanley - if you genuinely aren't writing this for Mel, then you should now realise that you've caused her more harm than good with this review. Despite the latter being your intention.
Your move, kiddo 

[Stealthshagger]

It should be kept as a review. Just a negative one. Thanks for the laughs Mel.

So you saw her four times and decided to put this lazy bullshit with a long series of excuses for her negatives just after her negatives built up? That's likely.

So, what else did you chat about after sex? I ask as clearly this is what was so special for you as you focus on that (coincidentally the chat was about her not deserving negatives). 

[Stealthshagger]

I would like to know how you worked that one out.  Not having a go, just curious.

Word orders are often not correctly changed by Google translate. Some language patterns are easily spotted after such translation, if you speak the original language.

[Stanleywe]

So why review a girl that has no AW profile or website or contact number?

Yes, I now think I am a little naive trying to say something I think is right. Step back for a bit she may not come back to AW, so I don't even know why I post this. And know I am trying to prove I am not a woman. So funny to start chatting with you guys in this way. I have read a long time and familiar with you guys pictures.  But anyway, I fell I become stronger inner side in such a short time, thank you guys.
W

[Stanleywe]

Stanley - if you genuinely aren't writing this for Mel, then you should now realise that you've caused her more harm than good with this review. Despite the latter being your intention.
Your move, kiddo 

Yes that's the only reason I am still replying now....... And practice my English maybe.

[Stealthshagger]

Aw, you guys. She likes chatting with us guys. I'm glad you feel stronger inner side, whatever the fuck that means.

Thanks Mel, the review and responses were as good as Joey Essex trying his hand at rocket science.

[Eric Shun]

Word orders are often not correctly changed by Google translate. Some language patterns are easily spotted after such translation, if you speak the original language.

Yeah I see what you mean now.

[SamLP]

Hello guys. I have read this website for about half year and thanks to this site I have found a lot of fun. I am a guy from Asian, so sorry if my english is hard to understand. This is my first review as writing is not my best skill. This is the fourth time I met Mel.

Can you also share some of the other girls you've seen since you discovered UKP 6 months ago?

[Stealthshagger]

But it is funny to be first time in the center of 'internet violence' (translate from my language). And let's keep it fun. I will try to keep reply and see what will comes.

You think this is bad, you should go to OT and say you are a Romanian Muslim driving for Uber, not paying taxes and campaign against UKIP and the queen. A certain subset here would have their fucking heads explode.

[Stanleywe]

Can you also share some of the other girls you've seen since you discovered UKP 6 months ago?

This maybe a good way to prove. I saw Lola bell several times for massage in her previous place close to Glouster road and the new place in the basement. And sweet Monique in kings cross but she is also not on aw now I think. So not too many as I am not that rich.
W

[Stanleywe]

Exactly, and it is Brazil where Stan is originally from.

Really.... I get it from Eminem's song...

[Stealthshagger]

Really.... I get it from Eminem's song...

Do t worry, we know you aren't actually Stanley. If you have been Google translating the replies, I guess the bit where we say we know you are Mel was lost in translation.

[PLeisure]

You think this is bad, you should go to OT and say you are a Romanian Muslim driving for Uber, not paying taxes and campaign against UKIP and the queen. A certain subset here would have their fucking heads explode.

Gold 

[Stanleywe]

Do t worry, we know you aren't actually Stanley. If you have been Google translating the replies, I guess the bit where we say we know you are Mel was lost in translation.

Hi Stealthshagger, why are you so sure I am Mel? I know it's hard to clarify you are someone on this kind of site. I wish I could upload some photos to prove that and I wish I could speak Portuguese too.
W