External Link/Members OnlyAvoid like the fucking plagueOut of the scene for a while and money is tight
but punting head was throbbing and the advert intrigued me
I know...I'm more experienced and should have known better but sometimes you get a diamond in the rough
Her picture caught my eye and I fancied a girl with meat o her
it is an image of her but....she's twice as big - tits so big there's mould underneath them
Sunken black eyes - no effort to tart herself up
No need to take bottoms off as her belly reached her knees and you'd not even see her fanny
Seriously...she a fucking whale
I should have walked...I know
but she smiled before I had given her the £60
So...
she comes back 5 minutes later with phone in hand and it's constantly pinging
she's texting not even looked at me
I asked her to put it away...."Ok Baby"...and continues to fucking text her next fool
She summoned me to put a johnny on and my flacid dick made awkward - she hurt me because
"Any chance of a massage first" "No Baby I have these long nails and can't" - they'll be the ones stabbing me when she puts johnny on then
Briefly...blow job crap...phone going ALL THE FUCKING TIME
"You good baby?" "No I'm fucking not....put your phone down"
"OK Baby.." then ping ping ping - it's like Mario on a Super Run
This was the absolute worst punt of my life....and the ONLY one I've walked on
It was clear it wasn't going to get better
So I got up...told her again how shit things were and asked for my money back
"Eees no possible, Baby, phone my agency...."
I made it clear I thought she'd robbed me but only way I was going to get a refund
was to get violent...and that's never usually good for anyone.
I walked
So fucking angry at myself.
Please don't back me up and call me a mug....I know that already
....I'm only relating this so you don't have to find out yourself
PHONE: 07918 235029
Venue: Dickson Road - block of flats popular with WG's - Ive seen some good ones there over the years
There's no way she wrote that advert
If her pimp ever reads this - I have a long memory - you owe me £60