Worst punt ever ? What's yours ?

[hantshagger]

one that particularly comes to mind, in this context,

I met prior to finding UKP, but she's got form for being particularly bad, i discovered later on (from reviews on here)!

English Busty Chloe   External Link/Members Only


And, I dont know if she has done something about her appalling level of service from a while ago - but I note she is still active  on AW                    ,   although no recent reviews there, so possibly not!   

[hantshagger]

just to add to above......

There are poor [quality] girls and then there's Chloe, who is in a whole different league of awful..

[Monsieur69]

My first ever punt was my worst. In the 90s and pre internet. Local Newspaper ad " Mature housewife". I roll up at the house. The door opens and no one there. ( I now know this is normal now but at the time it threw me a bit ) door closes and there is someone there but it is as dark as Hades and I can't see her. She moves across to the living room holding me by the hand and then I know why it's so dark. She is 60 years + and dressed in a white suspender belt and stockngs. I saw "white" but grey is more accurate. Peek a boo bra and crotchless knickers out of which a grey haired pussy is peeping out suggestively ( not ). I should have walked but this is my first punt ever and I am nervous. I don't know how it works but am thinking it should be better than this. " Here's a young gent cum to see me Bert" ( or Fred or Reg or whatever ) Bert is sat in an armchair watching TV and alternately coughing and spitting into a handkerchief. " All right? " says Bert. " Couldn't be better" I should have said but am lost for words and speechless.
We move to the bedroom my goddess and I.
I really cannot face fucking this monstrosity and opt for a hand job at about £30.
I don't even take my pants off. Just drop them for a speedy get away.
It is very difficult to get hard, never mind cum.
She says " Don't be nervous, I am very experienced darlin". Yes I am sure you are. Probably about 40 years experienced.
I close my eyes ( not in ecstasy- I am thinking of "Health and Efficiency " " Razzle " " Fiesta" and any other wank mags I can think of.
I cum eventually and it's a relief.
It's over and I can leave.
Lesson learnt. All whores tell lies. if she says " mature" she is fuckin old. If she says " curvy" she is FAT.
 If she says size 12 she is size 16 at least.
Thank fuck for the Internet. Adultwank and all other punter's aids.

[nigel4498]

This.
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[Lady Lover]

This is mine:

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Looks great?

Read my review, never felt so ripped off in my punting life!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110179.0

[Littlefoot]

Can't make my mind up which was worse!

Both horrendous for different reasons.

Warning do not read the top one before bedtime, may cause nightmares!     


https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=122364.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=103279.0

[Kingkong86]

Worst was Sally from shush escorts in Manchester.
Staying over in Manchester on work related stuff I called my cousin out to have someone to get pissed with in my apartment, wasn't really in the mood for a hooker at this stage as I had a double session at SandYs earlier in the evening.

Cuz arrived having already called 2 girls out, shows me what he's orders and j think not bad,
When they walk in I thought yeah ok they're not as nice as the pictures but not bad looking.

Took Sally to the bedroom where her English was SHIT and promptly get told no kissing, no biting no anal and owo is off the menu.

Wouldn't get on top as she said it hurts her too much.

So baisically I fucked her as she just lay there like a corpse, eventually finished on her body and told her bolt.

And to top the misery off my cousin forgot to bring the whiskey I had asked for.

stoped by SandYs and had good ride of Farrah on my way home the next day!

[mrdiamond77]

My worst was in a parlour in Cardiff about 4 or 5 years ago.  Attractive Italian girl who suddenly had an attitude once I handed over the money and the punt began.  She did not make any effort and was rude and to this day this was the only time I openly got annoyed with a WG.  I ended up just wanking in front of her, got dressed and stormed past the boss on my way out.  In hindsight maybe I should have complained but I doubt if it would have done any good.

[rockstar]

From the days of ads in the Sunday Sport. This girl sounded great on the phone but on meeting her i was greeted with an obvious drug user with needle marks on both arms - I walked - quickly !

[YorkshireLad]

Getting robbed by CHLOE BEND'OVA years ago when I was naive & stupid. 

[S.X. MacHine]

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If you are ever in Fife ( God forbid) here's one to avoid. My worst ever punt. Funny how you forget the good punts but the bad linger in your memory like a bad smell.
Aye. Lucy. I now know she's notorious for taking your cash and refusing to do anything except talk! And she even talks shite! On a good day, a punter might even get a handjob. Woo..
The best part; 194 AW reviews. Mostly good. Unbelievable.