I want WG to enema 'on to' me, but don't want to go into 'Hardsports' territory

[Brad2020]

S something absolutely filthy in me really likes the idea of a hot WG doing an enema on themselves, then squirting it out on me. Maybe a milk enema. Maybe even into my mouth 

To be clear I have no interest in any hardsports stuff. I've gotten into a pretty shitty situation doing A-levels before with a WG who told me they'd 'prepared themselves'. It was most definitely boner loser/ vomit inducer and not something I'd want to repeat (and haven't, thus far). So I'd no doubt ask them if they could do a 'proper' enema first before they see me. 

My question is, how safe/ probable is it that the 'path' will be clear when they come to do the '2nd' enema on me? I know that's a bit like asking 'how long is a piece of string' and also depends on how professional/ meticulous/ careful the WG is too, when it comes to the 1st enema... E.g. they don't do hardsports and don't actually want to squirt shit/ shitty water/ milk all over me.

I can't be the only one who's seen milk enemas done in porn, where it comes out as 'clean' as it went in... Maybe there are some other more 'deep cleaning' procedures that happen behind the scenes before that all happens, just wondering if it's something that could be done within the realms of punting.

[Brad2020]

Oh I suppose it goes without saying but I'm not planning to do this blindly with any random WGs, I have an idea of someone (who's said they'd do it), and based on their many reviews, they provide a very 'clean' service in their (very usual) A-Levels department.

[Matrix]

To be clear, are you asking for a girl to stick a tube up your arse or to try to "milk" you? 

[Brad2020]

I am considering that having my mouth near any sort of enema (even a clear 2nd one)/ ingesting it is pretty risky (for me) in the sexual health department. So it just going onto me is fine, but I'd obviously rather it not be a dirty one all the same...

[FLYING BLUE]

To be clear, are you asking for a girl to stick a tube up your arse or to try to "milk" you? 

the idea of a hot WG doing an enema on themselves, then squirting it out on me.

Seems fairly clear (if somewhat unusual) to me

[Matrix]

the idea of a hot WG doing an enema on themselves, then squirting it out on me.

Seems fairly clear (if somewhat unusual) to me

My question is, how safe/ probable is it that the 'path' will be clear when they come to do the '2nd' enema on me?

Perhaps badly worded.  Not clear to me. Although "cleared up"  with this post.

I am considering that having my mouth near any sort of enema (even a clear 2nd one)/ ingesting it is pretty risky (for me) in the sexual health department. So it just going onto me is fine, but I'd obviously rather it not be a dirty one all the same...

No interest in hardsports but you want a girl to essentially shit on you?

[Thephoenix]

I am considering that having my mouth near any sort of enema (even a clear 2nd one)/ ingesting it is pretty risky (for me) in the sexual health department. So it just going onto me is fine, but I'd obviously rather it not be a dirty one all the same...

Hopefully someone can give you some helpful advice.

The only thing I can suggest that if you're concerned about the health risks of ingesting the milk enema, get the lady to use semi-skimmed.

[belamy85]

I can't verify how true this is, but I have read for serious hardcore anal porn and things such as the type of enemas you're describing, porn stars fast for 24-36 hours before performing so there's nothing in their system to come out. This accompanied by a pre-shoot enema. Like I say don't know how true that is, and those with a better medical knowledge might correct me, but that sounds like a method to make things as clean a possible... Though it may be a bit much asking a WG not to eat for 24 hours before seeing you

[Brad2020]

To be clear, are you asking for a girl to stick a tube up your arse or to try to "milk" you? 

Eh? I said in multiple places that I want them to do an enema on themselves... I thought that was clear enough from the first line and title of the post 

[Matrix]

Eh? I said in multiple places that I want them to do an enema on themselves... I thought that was clear enough from the first line and title of the post 

You also said this, as I already pointed out.

My question is, how safe/ probable is it that the 'path' will be clear when they come to do the '2nd' enema on me?

It sounded like you wanted 1 for them and 1 for you.

[Brad2020]

Perhaps badly worded.  Not clear to me. Although "cleared up"  with this post.

No interest in hardsports but you want a girl to essentially shit on you?

Yeah. I said enema as in 'liquid going in, then coming back out'. It's still an enema whether dirty stuff comes out or not. Hence 'milk enema'. A male orgasm is still a male orgasm, even if it's already happened so many times that they're nothing left to physically 'come out'.

If the first one gets all the nasty stuff out, then the 2nd one is purely the act of squirting a liquid out.

Not sure how that's essentially a girl shitting on me. If the first enema they do before they see me cleans all the shitty stuff out (which is said in the original post), then the 2nd one isn't (in theory) going to be shit is it? That's the point of an enema. Someone could do one or a few enemas to clean the area out, then put some liquid up shortly after, and if the first few were effective, it's not going to 'essentially' be shit is it?

[Brad2020]

Hopefully someone can give you some helpful advice.

The only thing I can suggest that if you're concerned about the health risks of ingesting the milk enema, get the lady to use semi-skimmed.

Hahahaha. I actually prefer full fat milk.

[Brad2020]

I can't verify how true this is, but I have read for serious hardcore anal porn and things such as the type of enemas you're describing, porn stars fast for 24-36 hours before performing so there's nothing in their system to come out. This accompanied by a pre-shoot enema. Like I say don't know how true that is, and those with a better medical knowledge might correct me, but that sounds like a method to make things as clean a possible... Though it may be a bit much asking a WG not to eat for 24 hours before seeing you

I mean medically and bowel movement wise all that 'prep' makes sense. I guess it depends on the person. I've done a couple enemas on myself to prepare for a girl pegging me, and it all seemed pretty damn clean after the first 2 or 3. Even what was coming out after that just looked like water. Dunno if I'd have drunk it though, mind.

I think it's something I'd have to discuss with the WG in more detail, I guess. They don't give hardsports, so I'm assuming if they DO 'give' enemas (as in, they do it to themselves, technically recieve it depending on how you look at it?') then they're probably going to not want it to go into hardsports territory (something they've said they won't do).

[winkywanky]

Something absolutely filthy in me really likes the idea of a hot WG doing an enema on themselves, then squirting it out on me. Maybe a milk enema. Maybe even into my mouth

To be clear I have no interest in any hardsports stuff. I've gotten into a pretty shitty situation doing A-levels before with a WG who told me they'd 'prepared themselves'. It was most definitely boner loser/ vomit inducer and not something I'd want to repeat (and haven't, thus far). So I'd no doubt ask them if they could do a 'proper' enema first before they see me. 

My question is, how safe/ probable is it that the 'path' will be clear when they come to do the '2nd' enema on me? I know that's a bit like asking 'how long is a piece of string' and also depends on how professional/ meticulous/ careful the WG is too, when it comes to the 1st enema... E.g. they don't do hardsports and don't actually want to squirt shit/ shitty water/ milk all over me.

I can't be the only one who's seen milk enemas done in porn, where it comes out as 'clean' as it went in... Maybe there are some other more 'deep cleaning' procedures that happen behind the scenes before that all happens, just wondering if it's something that could be done within the realms of punting.

Maybe you just invented Softsports? 

Regardless of whether the girl has previously enemaed (is that a word?), nevertheless there will be some faecal matter in a subsequent enema. As someone who likes rimming a clean arse I would say taking a 'fresh' enema into your own mouth is on another level.

[Brad2020]

Hahaha. Patent pending.

Yeah again, I think it could well be another case of the porn fantasy/on-screen depiction being better than the IRL act.

[Brad2020]

Definitely wouldn't want a 'fresh' one (as I think I understand you to mean) anywhere near my mouth. Like I say if I were to be up for it going anywhere near my mouth, it would have to be like, the 4th one in a row of several, at least the 2nd one after the first 'clear' one.

All things being clean though I don't see it as that different, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't stuck my tongue in a girl's gaping (and seemingly very clean) arse before. Never done that on a WG though to be fair, although I'd imagine if anyone's going to be a pro at making that area clean, it's going to a WG. One that does that and anal a lot anywhere. Not anyone like Sweet Melissa in Bounds Green 

[winkywanky]

Hahaha. Patent pending.

Yeah again, I think it could well be another case of the porn fantasy/on-screen depiction being better than the IRL act.

Also worth considering, with Porn of course you seldom get to see the 'outtakes'   

[yandex]

I can't imagine this is in many people's top 10 things to do before they die, but who am I to judge?

Basically, anything which goes into someone's colon and then into someone else's mouth carries a certain amount of risk. Having said that, it's probably not as bad as people imagine - there are plenty of studies which show that communal food gets contaminated with e. coli & other bugs from all those dirty bastards who don't wash their hands after taking a shit.

To put it into perspective, an enema is often used to prepare the bowel for a sigmoidoscopy, which goes up a short way to look for polyps/cancer etc. It isn't enough for a full cleanse, which usually relies on something more powerful - and unpleasant. So, if you're relying on an enema to clean the lower bowel, it'll probably do the trick but people respond differently depending on their bowel habit.

Regardless, you will end up with shit on your face/mouth, just not visible shit. As longs as you take a good shower, it'll wash off! Probably best not to swallow though.

I'd have thought you'd need to have a very good relationship with your WG of choice though and you might not want her to have had a curry and 6 pints the night before!

This is a complete assumption on my part, and hopefully won't offend, but it sounds like the sort of hardcore stuff you're more likely to find talked about on the more extreme gay websites. That's just based on the conversations of the few gay friends I have, whose boundaries are way more exotic than mine. You could perhaps try looking at a few of those.

Anyway, good luck on your quest for sexual fulfilment, this sort of stuff makes me realise just how boring I am!

[Jonestown]

Someone could do one or a few enemas to clean the area out, then put some liquid up shortly after, and if the first few were effective, it's not going to 'essentially' be shit is it?

Can't imagine an ordinary enema is going to clear everything out, what you want is colonic irrigation, do the job properly, then you can load her up with full fat and away you go.

I seem to recall seeing milk enema films on pornhub etc., it was quite popular at one time.

[hendrix]

Enema/anal squirting/milk play is certainly available:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=298045.msg3113944#msg3113944

[Brad2020]

Can't imagine an ordinary enema is going to clear everything out, what you want is colonic irrigation, do the job properly, then you can load her up with full fat and away you go.

I seem to recall seeing milk enema films on pornhub etc., it was quite popular at one time.

Sounds good. Just need to get the ole' colonic irrigator out of the cupboard and away we go 

[winkywanky]

Can't imagine an ordinary enema is going to clear everything out, what you want is colonic irrigation, do the job properly, then you can load her up with full fat and away you go.

I seem to recall seeing milk enema films on pornhub etc., it was quite popular at one time.

Nah, Picolax is what you want (or whatever the current version is): External Link/Members Only

You take about two pints of foul-tasting, salty (thinly disguised with a hint of lemon) fluid the night before, then in the morning all hell breaks loose down below until you are literally shitting clear water. It is the most peculiar sensation (I only know because my brush with it was purely medicinal  ).

Getting a WG to go to those lengths would probably cost you an arm and a leg, although I suppose you could sell it to her on the pretext of her losing a couple of lbs?

[Brad2020]

I can't imagine this is in many people's top 10 things to do before they die, but who am I to judge?

Basically, anything which goes into someone's colon and then into someone else's mouth carries a certain amount of risk. Having said that, it's probably not as bad as people imagine - there are plenty of studies which show that communal food gets contaminated with e. coli & other bugs from all those dirty bastards who don't wash their hands after taking a shit.

To put it into perspective, an enema is often used to prepare the bowel for a sigmoidoscopy, which goes up a short way to look for polyps/cancer etc. It isn't enough for a full cleanse, which usually relies on something more powerful - and unpleasant. So, if you're relying on an enema to clean the lower bowel, it'll probably do the trick but people respond differently depending on their bowel habit.

Regardless, you will end up with shit on your face/mouth, just not visible shit. As longs as you take a good shower, it'll wash off! Probably best not to swallow though.

I'd have thought you'd need to have a very good relationship with your WG of choice though and you might not want her to have had a curry and 6 pints the night before!

This is a complete assumption on my part, and hopefully won't offend, but it sounds like the sort of hardcore stuff you're more likely to find talked about on the more extreme gay websites. That's just based on the conversations of the few gay friends I have, whose boundaries are way more exotic than mine. You could perhaps try looking at a few of those.

Anyway, good luck on your quest for sexual fulfilment, this sort of stuff makes me realise just how boring I am!

Thanks for the comprehensive reply. Puts it in a bit more perspective to be honest haha.

No offense taken, but I definitely don't swing that way. I'm more just intrigued as to what lead you from me saying I'd like a woman to do this with me, to thinking I'd want a bloke to do it instead 

[Brad2020]

Nah, Picolax is what you want (or whatever the current version is): External Link/Members Only

You take about two pints of foul-tasting, salty (thinly disguised with a hint of lemon) fluid the night before, then in the morning all hell breaks loose down below until you are literally shitting clear water. It is the most peculiar sensation (I only know because my brush with it was purely medicinal  ).

Getting a WG to go to those lengths would probably cost you an arm and a leg, although I suppose you could sell it to her on the pretext of her losing a couple of lbs?

'Hey-this is TOTALLY how the Kardashians keep the weight off... Really!'

Actually not far off in reality; they drink fat loss 'Tummytox' tea. Which is essentially a non-gross and more marketable way of saying 'tea loaded up with shit loads of laxatives that will make you shit through the eye of a needle'

[yandex]

Thanks for the comprehensive reply. Puts it in a bit more perspective to be honest haha.

No offense taken, but I definitely don't swing that way. I'm more just intrigued as to what lead you from me saying I'd like a woman to do this with me, to thinking I'd want a bloke to do it instead 

Apologies, my bad explanation - I wasn't suggesting you were after a bloke to do it to you. You've been more than clear what you want. It was that I think you'd be likely to find the information you were after on those sites.

[lillythesavage]

Nah, Picolax is what you want (or whatever the current version is): External Link/Members Only

You take about two pints of foul-tasting, salty (thinly disguised with a hint of lemon) fluid the night before, then in the morning all hell breaks loose down below until you are literally shitting clear water. It is the most peculiar sensation (I only know because my brush with it was purely medicinal  ).

Getting a WG to go to those lengths would probably cost you an arm and a leg, although I suppose you could sell it to her on the pretext of her losing a couple of lbs?

You obviously did not have a colonoscopy after that foul tasting eruption fluid WW, I did with half a dozen students, the consultant and me looking at the screen, it does not do the job properly .

[tynetunnel]

the idea of a hot WG doing an enema on themselves, then squirting it out on me.

Seems fairly clear (if somewhat unusual) to me

If it’s a milk enema FB it’ll not be clear, more well, ‘milky’!   

[Doc Holliday]

If it’s a milk enema FB it’ll not be clear, more well, ‘milky’!   

... or milky chocolate even

[winkywanky]

You obviously did not have a colonoscopy after that foul tasting eruption fluid WW, I did with half a dozen students, the consultant and me looking at the screen, it does not do the job properly .

Why would you presume to know more about my nether regions than I? 

Not only did I have a colonoscopy after that, the Doc went right round the sigmoid bends and gave me a guided tour of the whole length, past my appendix and then even nudged past the caecum and into the small bowel for a short way (the last bit smarted a little  ). In between wincing found it fascinating to watch on the screen in full colour. He actually said I could have had a copy on DVD had he known I'd be so interested, and next time I'm going to hold him to that  .

[CityTillIDie]

Hopefully someone can give you some helpful advice.

The only thing I can suggest that if you're concerned about the health risks of ingesting the milk enema, get the lady to use semi-skimmed.

Not much makes me laugh out loud.

This did

 

CTID

[RogerThat]

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[Lou2019]

Also worth considering, with Porn of course you seldom get to see the 'outtakes'   

exactly what I was thinking but couldn’t think of the best way to describe it!

[Lou2019]

S something absolutely filthy in me really likes the idea of a hot WG doing an enema on themselves, then squirting it out on me. Maybe a milk enema. Maybe even into my mouth 

To be clear I have no interest in any hardsports stuff. I've gotten into a pretty shitty situation doing A-levels before with a WG who told me they'd 'prepared themselves'. It was most definitely boner loser/ vomit inducer and not something I'd want to repeat (and haven't, thus far). So I'd no doubt ask them if they could do a 'proper' enema first before they see me. 

My question is, how safe/ probable is it that the 'path' will be clear when they come to do the '2nd' enema on me? I know that's a bit like asking 'how long is a piece of string' and also depends on how professional/ meticulous/ careful the WG is too, when it comes to the 1st enema... E.g. they don't do hardsports and don't actually want to squirt shit/ shitty water/ milk all over me.

I can't be the only one who's seen milk enemas done in porn, where it comes out as 'clean' as it went in... Maybe there are some other more 'deep cleaning' procedures that happen behind the scenes before that all happens, just wondering if it's something that could be done within the realms of punting.

OK I’m far from vanilla when it comes to anything anal, but this I really don’t get 

[Lou2019]

exactly what I was thinking but couldn’t think of the best way to describe it! the colon is never empty

[RogerThat]

A mouthful of human **** ?

As I heard it said, leave it to a professional.
 

[Brad2020]

A mouthful of human **** ?

As I heard it said, leave it to a professional.

I would've thought how I've had to clarify that this isn't what I want, in several previous comments now, would make it fairly obvious/ self explanatory at this point. Or are you just reading other's comments misunderstanding the post and making your assumpton based on that?

External Link/Members Only

That's not 'human shit' coming out of her arse is it? This is what I was looking for, and was wondering if a WG would be able to achieve this in such a way that what comes out ISN'T a load of human shit. Jesus. Don't know how many times I have to explain it. As someone has already explained above, pornstars potentially go through several procedures of 'cleansing' to ensure that when they do this, it's not shit, or even 'brownish' milk that comes out. We've established that, and established that a WG obviously isn't going to go to be able to go to those lengths, thus I'm not up for doing it.

Seems to be a bit of judging going on here in the comments. I'm guessing the watersports/ hardsports crowd, or the 'lick/ suck TS's arseholes' crowds haven't made it onto the post 

[yandex]

Incidentally, Daviemac posted this link on another thread - there's a bit at the end about 'wee and pooh' which might help too

External Link/Members Only

[Lou2019]

I would've thought how I've had to clarify that this isn't what I want, in several previous comments now, would make it fairly obvious/ self explanatory at this point. Or are you just reading other's comments misunderstanding the post and making your assumpton based on that?

External Link/Members Only

That's not 'human shit' coming out of her arse is it? This is what I was looking for, and was wondering if a WG would be able to achieve this in such a way that what comes out ISN'T a load of human shit. Jesus. Don't know how many times I have to explain it. As someone has already explained above, pornstars potentially go through several procedures of 'cleansing' to ensure that when they do this, it's not shit, or even 'brownish' milk that comes out. We've established that, and established that a WG obviously isn't going to go to be able to go to those lengths, thus I'm not up for doing it.

Seems to be a bit of judging going on here in the comments. I'm guessing the watersports/ hardsports crowd, or the 'lick/ suck TS's arseholes' crowds haven't made it onto the post 

but porn isn’t real you realise that yeah? the reality is far removed from the fantasy. As I mentioned above the colon is never empty. Instead of getting shitty (pun intended  ) read what info and advice you are being given.

[marc_hotsteppa]

I would've thought how I've had to clarify that this isn't what I want, in several previous comments now, would make it fairly obvious/ self explanatory at this point. Or are you just reading other's comments misunderstanding the post and making your assumpton based on that?

External Link/Members Only

That's not 'human shit' coming out of her arse is it? This is what I was looking for, and was wondering if a WG would be able to achieve this in such a way that what comes out ISN'T a load of human shit. Jesus. Don't know how many times I have to explain it. As someone has already explained above, pornstars potentially go through several procedures of 'cleansing' to ensure that when they do this, it's not shit, or even 'brownish' milk that comes out. We've established that, and established that a WG obviously isn't going to go to be able to go to those lengths, thus I'm not up for doing it.

Seems to be a bit of judging going on here in the comments. I'm guessing the watersports/ hardsports crowd, or the 'lick/ suck TS's arseholes' crowds haven't made it onto the post 

"Isabella Ass Gaped and Prolapsed by Dildo before Milk Enema" that just sounds sooooooo appealing 


Each to their own but I think there will still be particles of shit in that milk = milky shit however you try and dress it up (or down)

[scutty brown]

Nah, Picolax is what you want (or whatever the current version is): External Link/Members Only

You take about two pints of foul-tasting, salty (thinly disguised with a hint of lemon) fluid the night before, then in the morning all hell breaks loose down below until you are literally shitting clear water. It is the most peculiar sensation (I only know because my brush with it was purely medicinal  ).

Getting a WG to go to those lengths would probably cost you an arm and a leg, although I suppose you could sell it to her on the pretext of her losing a couple of lbs?

that calls for a link to the Picolax thread
the ultimate shitty tale

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[Colston36]

that calls for a link to the Picolax thread
the ultimate shitty tale

External Link/Members Only

Extremely droll. Mind you the original request seemed to me the scat equivalent of non alcoholic beer topped with condensed milk.

[mexicola]

S something absolutely filthy in me really likes the idea of a hot WG doing an enema on themselves, then squirting it out on me. Maybe a milk enema. Maybe even into my mouth 

I wouldn't worry that its '"too un-normal". I just searched on MILK ENEMA on pornhub and there are plenty of videos. It's strangely fascinating   

[Brad2020]

but porn isn’t real you realise that yeah? the reality is far removed from the fantasy. As I mentioned above the colon is never empty. Instead of getting shitty (pun intended  ) read what info and advice you are being given.

I've already read what info I was given, if you care to look at my previous comments you'll see I did take what advice was being given. And it wasn't that much of a stretch, many WGs provide A-Level services that are for the entirety of the time you book them perfectly clean and not 'shitty' at all.

Also 'Porn isn't real': no shit. However, it's almost as if you've forgotten you're on a punting forum, presumably paying people to provide you with some form of fantasy-based services that they wouldn't be doing with you or anyone else if they weren't being paid. So technically the services most of us are paying for isn't real either.

[Brad2020]

"Isabella Ass Gaped and Prolapsed by Dildo before Milk Enema" that just sounds sooooooo appealing 


Each to their own but I think there will still be particles of shit in that milk = milky shit however you try and dress it up (or down)

Each to their own indeed. Veronica69 reviews for example reveal that a considerable number of us book WGs for anal, gape and dildo based services. Can't be that crazy 

And yes, we've reached the conclusion that there will indeed be shit particles in the milk. That's been reached several times now throughout the post.

[Brad2020]

I wouldn't worry that its '"too un-normal". I just searched on MILK ENEMA on pornhub and there are plenty of videos. It's strangely fascinating   

You've gone down the rabbit hole now 

[Thephoenix]

You've gone down the rabbit hole now 

Never heard it called that before!

[Tender.french.kiss]

but I have read for serious hardcore anal porn and things such as the type of enemas you're describing, porn stars fast for 24-36 hours before performing so there's nothing in their system to come out.

Yep, saw an interview of a pornstar explaining all the un-glamourous aspects of their job. Not having had food for more than a day and starving for several hours during the shoots was one of them.

[RogerThat]

Personally, I never drive the wrong way up a one-way street.

Not even biscuits to keep you going ?
 

[cotton]

You've gone down the rabbit hole now 

Personally id say we all have our fantasies and sexual idiosyncrasies and while on the one hand exploring your fantasies is great on the other hand i would ask is there ever a point where your actually better advised simply not to do it , i mean is this whole anal milk thing a good idea    personally even if i wanted to do it i think i would recognise that somethings are just better avoided , not necessarily from a health perspective but more from a sense of personal self respect and identity.

[marc_hotsteppa]

Personally id say we all have our fantasies and sexual idiosyncrasies and while on the one hand exploring your fantasies is great on the other hand i would ask is there ever a point where your actually better advised simply not to do it , i mean is this whole anal milk thing a good idea    personally even if i wanted to do it i think i would recognise that somethings are just better avoided , not necessarily from a health perspective but more from a sense of personal self respect and identity.

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