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HughJass

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I had read a few of Andrea's reviews and really liked her posts on uk escorting. Saw her incall schedule on the classifieds section and decided to book the last slot. Easy comms. Quick phone call and texts exchanged on arrival.

Venue was a pleasant enough hotel at the top of Broad St.

The big reveal at the door.  At first I couldn't decide if I was attracted to her. She is quite tall (say 5'7) not super slim (but a nice shape, would say suze 10-12) and whilst she was wearing classy underwear and had lovely long blonde hair I just wasn't feeling it. She greeted me with a kiss and I handed over the cash and asked if I could use the shower. She offered to have a drink waiting.

Took longer in the shower than usual due to my doubts but was very enthusiastically greeted the moment I stepped back.

As we began a lovely kissing session my doubts dissapeared! She has lovely blue eyes and her kissing was sexy as hell. Lots of variation and I had a good feel of her body. Lovely soft skin, great smelling hair and a peachy bum. If I didn't fancy her at first I certainly did now.

Kissing lasted for a good 5 minutes and was worth the entry fee alone. She removed the towel and took my cock in her mouth. Not quite deep throat but very close with one hand at the base of my shaft and the other cupping my balls.

Lovely eye contact and she could clearly tell I was loving it and she said "I think I'm wearing too many clothes". I had to agree and she removed her bra and panties while I sat on the edge of the bed enjoying the view.

She lay next to me and I dived in kissing her small but perky boobs and working my way down. Had a lovely play with her pussy and she was incredibly responsive. Legs squeezed round my head and her body tensed. Not sure if her responses were real or not but she made me feel like I had masterd the karma sutra. My ego was suitably boosted.

She was clearly keen to please and went to suck me again but I couldn't wait to get inside her. On with the condom and in to mish. Usually I like to try every position I can to get good value. With Andrea I just wanted more kissing and she let me bang away hard in mish whilst giving me the most passionate deep kissing I have ever had from a service provider. A true girlfriend experience. Didn't take long for me to build to a very enjoyable climax and Andrea delivered a lovely kiss as I was no doubt pulling my cum face.

On to an intimate cuddle and some entertaining conversation. She holds down a full time job and she has better English than I do. Clearly well educated and excellent company.

On to round two. Off with her stockings and after some owo to get me hard I asked for some doggy. Lovely view. Long blonde hair which I had to push to the side so I could see her cheeky smile. I gave her my best pounding which she took very well then in to prone bone so I could feel her soft skin. Moved quickly on to her in CG, which was ok, but decided to pull her close so I could bang her from underneath to my own rhythm and enjoy another good snog. Not my best performance as I was done quicker than round one.

Second pop done another nice cuddle, good chat, shower and then a nice kiss on my way out.

Overall a superb GFE from a fantastic girl. Good sex, sensational kissing and great banter. Walked out of the hotel feeling so good I felt sure everyone knew what I had been up to.

This lady has an amazing attitude and a real aptitute for reading you, sensing what you need and delivering. Class act and excellent service.

Highly recommend.

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Great first review.
+1, thanks Hugh. Andrea is definitely a very good GFE provider :thumbsup:

Offline Littlefoot

Thanks for the excellent review, not my type physically! Nonetheless service wise sounds spot on, and definitely one for me to consider... And a good Romanian by the sounds of things!

Ming

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I think that is one of the most enjoyable first reviews I have read in quite some time.

Glad you had a good time, she does sound like fun.

Ming  :hi:

Offline bearcat69

Thanks for the review. :hi:

She comes across very well and as a lot of fun on UKE, and the reviews have been impressive so far.

She is definitely towards to top of my want to see list.

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Quote from: Ming
I think that is one of the most enjoyable first reviews I have read in quite some time.

Pinged my previous banned radar, racking my brain which one.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Do you play golf OP?   

HughJass

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Admin - Not a golfer, unless you count crazy golf?

As for Andrea I wasn't sure she was my type but she gets more attractive as the meet goes on.




Offline Brazilian Martian

Admin - Not a golfer, unless you count crazy golf?

As for Andrea I wasn't sure she was my type but she gets more attractive as the meet goes on.


Not such a clever boy  :music:

vw

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Pinged my previous banned radar, racking my brain which one.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Radar is in order.   :dance: :yahoo: :dance:

Offline Brazilian Martian

Why are others not as sharp when it comes to catching out fakes reviews and touts  :unknown:


Ming

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Radar is in order.   :dance: :yahoo: :dance:

You have an amazing memory and instinct for this VW  :hi:

Ming  :hi:

Offline Sinz

Pinged my previous banned radar, racking my brain which one.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Do you play golf OP?

wow, now that's just amazing

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Offline JEH7376

Does the fact that it's a previously banned poster make it a fake review?

Or just one that isn't trustworthy? I'm not up with the politics here.

Offline Sinz

Does the fact that it's a previously banned poster make it a fake review?

Or just one that isn't trustworthy? I'm not up with the politics here.

What is the difference between Fake review and isn't trustworthy  :unknown: ?

If you don't believe, why don't you punt the WG and enlighten us ?

vw

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Does the fact that it's a previously banned poster make it a fake review?

Or just one that isn't trustworthy? I'm not up with the politics here.

admin thought it was fake so marked it as such

up to you whether you believe it or not

Maybe it was written by andrea or her pimp?  who knows?

One thing for sure though i ignore reviews by the banned.

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Offline AndreaM

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Maybe it was written by andrea or her pimp?  who knows?

Feel free to believe whatever you like, but I didn't write this and I don't have a pimp. I've been working really hard in the past 3 months to built up a rep as a good SP and I already have 4 positive reviews on here and 39 bits of AW feedback (I know they are worth less than the reviews.. but still... they're there)... why on Earth would I tarnish my reputation with a fake?

As for the above, I saw it yesterday and couldn't remember for the life of me who the punter was... while it kinda sounds like me, I can't recall any bookings having gone on as described in any of the hotels I've worked from, let alone the ones around Broad St. So I guess... the thought of it being a fake is more re-assuring than that of me forgetting punters.(I do like to think that I remember everyone and I will stick to that until proven otherwise :P)

Of course, I have no way to prove that what I'm saying  is true, because... people lie on the internet... so I suppose it's up to you lovely chaps to make your own minds up about me.

That is all. Carry on.  :hi:

vw

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Feel free to believe whatever you like, but I didn't write this and I don't have a pimp. I've been working really hard in the past 3 months to built up a rep as a good SP and I already have 4 positive reviews on here and 39 bits of AW feedback (I know they are worth less than the reviews.. but still... they're there)... why on Earth would I tarnish my reputation with a fake?

As for the above, I saw it yesterday and couldn't remember for the life of me who the punter was... while it kinda sounds like me, I can't recall any bookings having gone on as described in any of the hotels I've worked from, let alone the ones around Broad St. So I guess... the thought of it being a fake is more re-assuring than that of me forgetting punters.(I do like to think that I remember everyone and I will stick to that until proven otherwise :P)

Of course, I have no way to prove that what I'm saying  is true, because... people lie on the internet... so I suppose it's up to you lovely chaps to make your own minds up about me.

That is all. Carry on.  :hi:

Thank you for helping me win a pm bet that one of your fanboys would report back and reply withing 2 hours.  Not your fault fanboys are such arse kissers, i accept that, be wary of the ones who report back though.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Good that you have proved your self a worthy punt.   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The fluffies will love you forget them though.   :lol: :lol:  You made my Sunday, cheers.   :drinks: :drinks:

Offline smiley9

Feel free to believe whatever you like, but I didn't write this and I don't have a pimp. I've been working really hard in the past 3 months to built up a rep as a good SP and I already have 4 positive reviews on here and 39 bits of AW feedback (I know they are worth less than the reviews.. but still... they're there)... why on Earth would I tarnish my reputation with a fake?

As for the above, I saw it yesterday and couldn't remember for the life of me who the punter was... while it kinda sounds like me, I can't recall any bookings having gone on as described in any of the hotels I've worked from, let alone the ones around Broad St. So I guess... the thought of it being a fake is more re-assuring than that of me forgetting punters.(I do like to think that I remember everyone and I will stick to that until proven otherwise :P)

Of course, I have no way to prove that what I'm saying  is true, because... people lie on the internet... so I suppose it's up to you lovely chaps to make your own minds up about me.

That is all. Carry on.  :hi:

Seems a bit strange a previously banned member writes a Fake Review and you claim you don't know Him/her ?  :dash:  Why would someone randomly write a Fake Review if they haven't even seen you ?  :crazy:

    :drinks:

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The pro$$ie is Romanian no need to say anymore  :hi:

Offline AndreaM

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Seems a bit strange a previously banned member writes a Fake Review and you claim you don't know Him/her ?  :dash:  Why would someone randomly write a Fake Review if they haven't even seen you ?  :crazy:

    :drinks:

No clue...  :unknown: Like I said, a fake positive makes no sense as I already had 4 reviews.

I can only assume someone thought my hooker life was way too chilled and lacking some internet drama!  :lol:

getonit

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No clue...  :unknown: Like I said, a fake positive makes no sense as I already had 4 reviews.

I can only assume someone thought my hooker life was way too chilled and lacking some internet drama!  :lol:

O.K.  all very odd. anyway....There is a new review on the board- do you remember him ?  LOL

Offline Sancerre

O.K.  all very odd. anyway....There is a new review on the board- do you remember him ?  LOL

She may do, she may not. I didn't name the hotel or specify the time of booking in it.  I enjoyed myself but I doubt it was very memorable fro Andrea.

vw

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No clue...  :unknown: Like I said, a fake positive makes no sense as I already had 4 reviews.

I can only assume someone thought my hooker life was way too chilled and lacking some internet drama!  :lol:

Maybe its a jilted punter   :scare: :scare: :scare: 

Offline AndreaM

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She may do, she may not. I didn't name the hotel or specify the time of booking in it.  I enjoyed myself but I doubt it was very memorable fro Andrea.

Of course I remember you! It was only last Wednesday :D And thank you for taking the time to write the review. x

@getonit - I agree. It's very very very strange and confusing. It could be that I saw the punter and he changed details so that I won't know who it is... yet... it makes no sense to do that with a positive review. Or... it may just be some no. 1 fan who is dying to throw me in a well and have me put lotion on the skin... or else I get the hose again!  :unknown: :lol:

VW - I didn't think I had fanboys and I don't need / want anyone to jump to my defence / white knight me. I can stand up for myself just fine. Those who booked me know what level of service I give and those who haven't have more than enough info inbetween UKP, UKE and AW to make up their own minds.

On that note... I am going back to my original Sunday plan of binge watching Hells Kitchen (don't judge! :P).



« Last Edit: September 17, 2017, 04:08:10 pm by AndreaM »

Offline The Owl

Maybe its a jilted punter   :scare: :scare: :scare:

I think that might be more of a Tallboy2/Dr Plumz issue with the Leeds escort Kendall, or it was an attempt to try and hide himself from you. I don't think it worked.

vw

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VW - I didn't think I had fanboys and I don't need / want anyone to jump to my defence / white knight me. I can stand up for myself just fine. Those who booked me know what level of service I give and those who haven't have more than enough info inbetween UKP, UKE and AW to make up their own minds.

You must have them on ignore on uke then.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

They will be delighted.

Anyway nobody likes WK fanboys, look what happens when you have them, fake reviews and drama.

vw

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I think that might be more of a Tallboy2/Dr Plumz issue with the Leeds escort Kendall, or it was an attempt to try and hide himself from you. I don't think it worked.

so his neutral review was cammo to hide from admin?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=160060.0

Offline The Owl

so his neutral review was cammo to hide from admin?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=160060.0

Two positive review for the same escort, then she goes AWOL so he posts a neutral from his new account.

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Thank you for helping me win a pm bet that one of your fanboys would report back and reply withing 2 hours.  Not your fault fanboys are such arse kissers, i accept that, be wary of the ones who report back though.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Good that you have proved your self a worthy punt.   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The fluffies will love you forget them though.   :lol: :lol:  You made my Sunday, cheers.   :drinks: :drinks:

Good morning, Sunshine!

Took me a while to figure out what you meant in this post because I am an idiot blonde prossie (or pro$$ie)... but I have to break it to ya... you lost your bet. :P I responded because I keep track of UKP, not because anyone reported it to me. I think I mentioned that on UKE that I am more than capable of working the internet on my own. :P
« Last Edit: September 18, 2017, 10:17:56 am by AndreaM »

vw

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I keep track of UKP, not because anyone reported it to me. I think I mentioned that on UKE that I am more than capable of working the internet on my own. :P

 :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Like that's provable, i know the fans love to get an extra kiss for reporting back with many girls, well that's what they think while drinking absinthe reading your reviews and fantasising.  :crazy: :wacko:

Thanks for putting those that reported back in their place, i would find it disrespectful of them too.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:


Nice thread bump anyway.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Like that's provable, i know the fans love to get an extra kiss for reporting back with many girls, well that's what they think while drinking absinthe reading your reviews and fantasising.  :crazy: :wacko:

Thanks for putting those that reported back in their place, i would find it disrespectful of them too.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:


Nice thread bump anyway.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Actually... it is. Feel free to pm me for screenshots of messages I sent to admin showing my true commitment to this site. I also have messages I sent to reputable members on here  (obviously those will have to be edited for the sake of privacy). I got into this business because I like fucking an array of different people. I don't class myself as a good Rom.... I am just a strange creature that loves to suck dick:D

vw

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I like fucking an array of different people.

An array, that's not all then.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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« Last Edit: September 18, 2017, 11:49:02 am by AndreaM »

Offline finn5555

I sent to admin showing my true commitment to this site.

And what is your true commitment to this site  :unknown:

Offline AndreaM

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And what is your true commitment to this site  :unknown:
.rhe forums have already established ťhat VW is cool.

You... on the oher hand.... you are just a sad lil man
, craving for some attention.

Andrea x

Offline finn5555

.rhe forums have already established ťhat VW is cool.

You... on the oher hand.... you are just a sad lil man
, craving for some attention.

Andrea x

You still failed to answer the question  :dash: as to if i am cool or a sad little man craving attention you are entitled to your opinion  :hi:

vw

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.rhe forums have already established ťhat VW is cool.

No we know you post nonsense.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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