Splatt Bukkake Party

[Mcping]

Hi

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Anyone tried these recently? I've been to a few parties (LMP & Greedy) but never Splatt.

I don't mind if a bit of a cockfest as generally know what to expect at parties.

Any intel on Splatt for tomorrow in Walsall is much appreciated....

Ta

[jeanvaljean2000]

I attend often to these. It can be good fun but anywhere near LMP ratio wise. It can be crowded, I mean really crowded. Be prepared to queue.  Great bunch of friendly  pervs .  You do get the chance to chat proper pornstars often and give them good facials.  It's filmed but no face shown and masks provided. The videos appear on their websites and you get membership pass for a month so you can see how you perform  . I attend when they have girls on that I fancy like some fake taxi or killergram burds  . Oh yes you also free pizza and beer  . One more things is that these parties are notorious for last minute changes.  They scheduled girl may drop out last minute but will replaced. Well reported on here. Been in to few when the replacement is wayyy better than the original one. Its only £60 after all. My advice is to go and check out.  Even if you don't shaggy,  the experience is worths it

[Kerosene]

I've been to a few too and agree they're good fun.

Yeah, it's a high ratio, and I reckon the organisers like it that way. If four facials are better than two then eight is even better than that. And more punters means their production costs are lower.

Even so, I will be going tomorrow. I signed up when I saw Gina Jameson listed. It's been too long since I last saw her.

[Mcping]

Cheers chaps, I don't mind a crowd so think I'll sign up.

[jeanvaljean2000]

Cheers chaps, I don't mind a crowd so think I'll sign up.

  I'm sure you will enjoy it mate. It's great atmosphere. Sadly I cannot make it this time, too far away lol but please do report back

[piercedtim]

Do you need to book in advance or can you just turn up to these parties?

[Kerosene]

Do you need to book in advance or can you just turn up to these parties?

You'll need to prebook. Check splatbukkake's twitter feed - they list what's coming up and the contact info is on there.

[Demistify]

Did anyone go to this, in the end?

[Jerboa]

You'll need to prebook. Check splatbukkake's twitter feed - they list what's coming up and the contact info is on there.

If it's at a club like last night at Retro or Private club no need to book in advance, as has already been said, the parties can be busy, as they do have popular UK pornstars on, yes it's a bukkake and shag fest, don't expect long one on one sessions, I was going to be at the party last night, but finished work to late. External Link/Members Only

[Kerosene]

Did anyone go to this, in the end?

I went, and to be honest I was disappointed. There ended up being about 20 blokes there and for the bukkake it was hard enough to see what was going on and it took sharp elbows on my part to get to the front. It was a right feeding frenzy for the ganagbang too, and I couldn't help but think that the size of the room at r3tro (and the layout of the furniture) isn't big enough to handle that number of people.

I understand what the organisers do - they keep on booking punters in on the assumption that not all of them will turn up.

I was there for three hours, during which there were two bukkakes (ten minutes each), and the gangbang went on for an hour or so. With the intro spiel and time for the girls to clean and change inbetween, the whole thing took up three hours - it's a whole evening.

Some of the punters were taking the piss with hogging.

Gina Jameson seemed OK. Didn't get to play with her much. External Link/Members Only

Catalia Valentine is new to this and she was well received. Curvy, early 20s I'd say, and with a very slutty look. Game for anal and DP. I asked if she had an AW profile, she said 'not yet'. Anyhow, she's on twitter @CataliaValentin and I'll be keeping an eye out for her AW.

[Jerboa]

I went, and to be honest I was disappointed. There ended up being about 20 blokes there and for the bukkake it was hard enough to see what was going on and it took sharp elbows on my part to get to the front. It was a right feeding frenzy for the ganagbang too, and I couldn't help but think that the size of the room at r3tro (and the layout of the furniture) isn't big enough to handle that number of people.

I understand what the organisers do - they keep on booking punters in on the assumption that not all of them will turn up.

I was there for three hours, during which there were two bukkakes (ten minutes each), and the gangbang went on for an hour or so. With the intro spiel and time for the girls to clean and change inbetween, the whole thing took up three hours - it's a whole evening.

Some of the punters were taking the piss with hogging.

Gina Jameson seemed OK. Didn't get to play with her much. External Link/Members Only

Catalia Valentine is new to this and she was well received. Curvy, early 20s I'd say, and with a very slutty look. Game for anal and DP. I asked if she had an AW profile, she said 'not yet'. Anyhow, she's on twitter @CataliaValentin and I'll be keeping an eye out for her AW.

It is what it is, as I said it can be busy, tbh it's main reason seems to provide content for their site, so as long as you understand that, and aware popular girls are going to be busy, then you can have a good time.

[piercedtim]

I went, and to be honest I was disappointed. There ended up being about 20 blokes there and for the bukkake it was hard enough to see what was going on and it took sharp elbows on my part to get to the front.

Some of the punters were taking the piss with hogging.

Gina Jameson seemed OK. Didn't get to play with her much. External Link/Members Only

Catalia Valentine is new to this and she was well received. Curvy, early 20s I'd say, and with a very slutty look. Game for anal and DP. I asked if she had an AW profile, she said 'not yet'. Anyhow, she's on twitter @CataliaValentin and I'll be keeping an eye out for her AW.

What counts as hogging though? If I've paid my money, waited politely for my turn etc when I get there what would be considered polite etiquette? I've been to a few parties at Private Club and tbh I tend to bang away until I either shoot or get bored.....is this hogging? Or is it more when it's the type of bloke who has the girl cowgirl and is constantly pulling her down for kisses so that even though he's shagging her no-one else can get a blowjob or anything from her at the same time?

Just typing this has made me realise how much I miss the TLC parties that Brum used to have 

[jeanvaljean2000]

These parties are for Fucking pure and simple not for making love. If one girl had to service several guys in a limited time, it's only polite to give to others a chance. I never personally have this problem probably bevause im 6.4 black man? I always wait for my turn and present my cock when possible.Hugging is preventing girls from servicing others like being on top in mish and covering them completely. This can only be selfish  you can still Fuck whilst she sucks others. I remember an old tosser nearly 80 who cannot have an erection but can spend hours with his face buried between their thights the girls where bored of him and some used to tell him to give the way when someone is ready to go. I reported a fat twat once who will even push others away when he was with a girl,  in mish and engaging in a conversation with them.few girls told him off . Some organisers are very strick about it these days. TBH if there is no hugging these parties are a great experience

[Demistify]

If there was only 20 there that is a good ratio, there have been up top about 80 or more at others.

@ Jean - the fat bloke, Welsh, curly hair, looks like a weeble-wobble when he is shagging? And the hogger, that bloke with glasses and a beard who makes growling noises, by any chance...?

[mikexxlong]

If there was only 20 there that is a good ratio, there have been up top about 80 or more at others.

@ Jean - the fat bloke, Welsh, curly hair, looks like a weeble-wobble when he is shagging? And the hogger, that bloke with glasses and a beard who makes growling noises, by any chance...?

i think they used to go or still do? visit the private club quite regularly  pulling the same shit
hogging the SP's and getting their fat inconsiderate arses in the way

[Mcping]

I didn't make it. I did try to attend and did send email albeit late afternoon and still not had a reply.

Thanks for all the response chaps. I'm a big fan of a good gangbang and in the absence of greedy girl parties in the midlands I'll being giving splatt a try again

[jeanvaljean2000]

If there was only 20 there that is a good ratio, there have been up top about 80 or more at others.

@ Jean - the fat bloke, Welsh, curly hair, looks like a weeble-wobble when he is shagging? And the hogger, that bloke with glasses and a beard who makes growling noises, by any chance...?

Those are the ones mate. Total counts. Are mentioned above, thinking about it,  I haven't seen them last 3 times I have been  .

[Demistify]

They are both pains in the fucking arse. I might venture down to AFUK this Friday, I bet at least the growler will be there, in the fucking road as usual.

[Lewis]

the fat bloke, Welsh, curly hair, looks like a weeble-wobble when he is shagging?

I think he goes by the name Welsh Paul. I casually mentioned to Angie (the girl on reception, serving hatch etc) about his hogging of Vanessa and another girl one evening. She said he's one of the first in line to complain to the staff when others are hogging.

[Demistify]

I think he goes by the name Welsh Paul. I casually mentioned to Angie (the girl on reception, serving hatch etc) about his hogging of Vanessa and another girl one evening. She said he's one of the first in line to complain to the staff when others are hogging.

You know I am sure I have read this about him before.

Then there is the growler, you are all there, hard, Johnnied-up ready to go and he is pissing about making his noises, smelling their feet or engaging them in conversation. Twat.

[Demistify]

The fucking growler was there.  The Welsh bloke wasn't.

[Lewis]

Trying to recall what the Welsh bloke's username was on the Private Club forum before they shut it down.

He seemed to be a bit of a twat on there too.

EDIT - I think it was beautifulstranger. Apologies if that's not him and someone sane on here.

[Lewis]

Then there is the growler, you are all there, hard, Johnnied-up ready to go and he is pissing about making his noises, smelling their feet or engaging them in conversation. Twat.

There was a plonker there on Saturday evening. Bragging how had just been released from prison for GBH, and telling any of the girls that would listen that he would sort anyone out who gave them grief. Looks like prison hasn't reformed him.

Anyway, he was also going from girl to girl trying to put any men off who were engaged in their services at the time. I was getting a fantastic BJ off Rayven and he came over and started pestering her into hurrying up and finishing me off as he wanted his cock sucked by her. All I could hear was this arsewipe's voice carrying on like an overactive school child. I couldn't concentrate any longer so got up off the bed and found one of the other girls who he wasn't quite so interested in.

[jeanvaljean2000]

Jeez it's getting worst. You should have reported this . The bastards are ruining the parties.  I will no be in a hurry to return anytime soon TBH. May start going back to phoenix until it improves