Nicest Apartment (London)

[Izaria]

Ever punted and thought fuck me I wouldn’t mind living here? What’s the nicest location you’ve had a punt? Links much appreciated!

[Paris69]

Ever punted and thought fuck me I wouldn’t mind living here? What’s the nicest location you’ve had a pint? Links much appreciated!

Don't drink alcohol so never had a 'pint' (in its usual term) anywhere..
Ok... Pedantic joke/comment aside.


No; never punted anywhere that made me want to live there, over my own abode...

[Liverpool]

Ever punted and thought fuck me I wouldn’t mind living here? What’s the nicest location you’ve had a punt? Links much appreciated!

How about you get us started so you don't come across by leeching off the rest of us' hard work?

[Izaria]

I’m sorry to say that I’ve never thought that about anywhere I’ve punted... hence why I’m asking... thanks for the welcoming reply though.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Embassy Gardens nine elms, London, worst was  Chelsea cloisters, London.

[Izaria]

My worst was some grotty basement flat near Holborn, with no windows. The punt equally as bad.

[LLPunting]

Embassy Gardens nine elms, London, worst was  Chelsea cloisters, London.

Embassy staff that hard up?  Do they import their own Latinas to do the (pipe) cleaning?
Which department do you have to say you're visiting as you nod at the marine?

[Liverpool]

I’m sorry to say that I’ve never thought that about anywhere I’ve punted... hence why I’m asking... thanks for the welcoming reply though.

If I didn't say it someone else would 

In the spirit it was intended; Brooklynn (diva escort) when she lived in Knightsbridge and had an amazing flat was the best.

For the worst some of the Soho walkups gave the impression of crime scenes.

[LLPunting]

If I didn't say it someone else would 

In the spirit it was intended; Brooklynn (diva escort) when she lived in Knightsbridge and had an amazing flat was the best.

For the worst some of the Soho walkups gave the impression of crime scenes.

One high-rise flat in Enfield I visited had no carpet on the floor, broken floor boards, no heating/hot water, broken bath, a toilet that had encrustation than a supersewer and no lid on the cistern, fag ends on the floor, syringes (no needles TF!), holes in the wall (not for glorying in) and cracked windows.  The "SP" was actually quite fit if understandably grubby and was a good turn but Jeeeezus my knob has never led me further astray!

[Archfile]

     Nicest was a flat in Norland Square - Holland Park area - very smart

     Worst was a Soho walkup with newspaper stuffed in the keyhole - an attractive Welsh woman. Lost my virginity during the commercial 

     break of Coronation Street - a shiver goes down my spine whenever I hear that music !

     Think I was expecting Romeo & Juliet but was disappointed. I remember stroking her calf - it was like stroking a loo brush

[Alexmck]

Best flat was in Mayfair.

Best experience (in recent memory) probably in Chelsea Cloisters.

Worst flats, one was an Allure flat where the bath plug was blocked with hair and towels were used and sheets stained. To be fair Allure apologised after they inspected. Absolute worst was a pokey thing in Paddington with I think Admiral or Diva or Babylon. Sheet running across the room and washing facilities was a sink on the wall. Not sure what I would have done if I wanted a wee. Could almost feel the soles of my feet getting grimier with every step I took toward the bed

[SamOmar]

Lilly Maxes angels 2014, a newly renovated mews house in marylebone with a huge spa / pool on the lower ground floor

[Prifessionallondinguy]

“Best experience (in recent memory) probably in Chelsea Cloisters”

Really?

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Embassy staff that hard up?  Do they import their own Latinas to do the (pipe) cleaning?
Which department do you have to say you're visiting as you nod at the marine?

I declined a MMF with Trump as watersports isn’t my thing.

[Alexmck]

“Best experience (in recent memory) probably in Chelsea Cloisters”

Really?

Girl rather than the flat made the experience

[RogerBoner]

Don't drink alcohol so never had a 'pint' (in its usual term) anywhere..
Ok... Pedantic joke/comment aside.
No; never punted anywhere that made me want to live there, over my own abode...

I am your superior you dull sheet of discarded damp cardboard x

[Paris69]

I am your superior you dull sheet of discarded damp cardboard x

Whatever.
Bit of a weirdo eh....... 

[Evildog101]

Embassy Gardens nine elms, London, worst was  Chelsea cloisters, London.

wow I love to go and visit that SP any link you can share ?

[BRBRBR]

Best Busty Charlotte's place in Marylebone Village.
Worst: Olivia (now retired from UKSB) seemingly unfurnished house apart from a bed, dog and trayful of Charlie in Vauxhall.

[Malvolio]

House of Divine used to have a flat in South Kensington that was very plush.

[BRBRBR]

House of Divine used to have a flat in South Kensington that was very plush.

Unlike the one just off the VBR!

[Malvolio]

Agreed - definitely some cost-cutting going on with the various HoD set-ups.

[bluegene]

Ever punted and thought fuck me I wouldn’t mind living here? What’s the nicest location you’ve had a punt? Links much appreciated!

a mews house in Belgravia was by far the best. it was a few years back with 2 girls both had "mylondon" on their username.

[dubs]

LMP's place in Westminster was pretty nice.  Over £6000 per month rent, and full of naked ladies.

[jamiekinkxxx]

LMP's place in Westminster was pretty nice.  Over £6000 per month rent, and full of naked ladies.

What is LMP?

[boardyhell]

emily creme has moved into a posh block, she opens the door remotely and then sends the lift for you,doors open and takes you to her floor
lovely ensuite bathroom

[Steely Dan]

What is LMP?

External Link/Members Only

[Charlesinlondon1000]

Ever punted and thought fuck me I wouldn’t mind living here? What’s the nicest location you’ve had a punt? Links much appreciated!

It's all about Earl's Court for me!

Punting heaven!

There are so many options here.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

wow I love to go and visit that SP any link you can share ?

It was a pretty Asian girl from Olina's (Mona) but she no longer resides there.

[SamOmar]

It was a pretty Asian girl from Olina's (Mona) but she no longer resides there.

Are you talking about the one by Vauxhall Bridge? Mona is hot but was always in the wrong job

[SamOmar]

It was a pretty Asian girl from Olina's (Mona) but she no longer resides there.

Earls Court is an area that is very close to my heart, however those apartments on Warwick Road are quite shabby

[Charlesinlondon1000]

Earls Court is an area that is very close to my heart, however those apartments on Warwick Road are quite shabby

I know what you mean.

But when I think about Earl's Court, it brings back great memories.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Are you talking about the one by Vauxhall Bridge? Mona is hot but was always in the wrong job

By all accounts that’s the general consensus.  I however think I caught her on a good day and didn’t know about her before I visited.  Sorry just to be clear I was talking about visiting someone in a swanky apartment at Embassy Gardens nine elms by Vauxhall bridge.  The one with the sky pool and private cinema.  Started the booking in a roll top bath. She had to come down to the lobby area to collect me.  Took about 5 mins and 2 lifts to reach her apartment.  I was admiring her figure on the way up. 
Punting does bring up some adventures.