London strip joints - intel and maybe more?

[Devilsown10]

As far as strip clubs go... there is no place like this in the UK! Mine that I have come across anyway ... I am a regular here but last weeek was something special ... and unexpected!

Friday night I find my self and the club around 11pm.. I went there with no real intention of a dance but on getting my drink this tall Russian (so she claims she is Russian l)  brunette grabs my hand and invites me for a private dance! And I like brunettes ... as I examine her .. she has a perfect body .. albeit her tuts are a little small but the shear sexual energy she is exuding is enough to draw me in..

We make our way upstairs .. as she sits me down and she tells me now it’s minminim £40 for a dance upstairs .. but better if I pay her £60 for a special dance .. At this time I am. I longer thinking with my Brian... I hand over £60... the next thing I know is she has her young down my throat ! Fuck that was so unexpected!! I’m in attention now ... she gets in close and is grinding away .. I’m as hard as can be.. we get through three songs and I’m just about hanging in.. the upstairs room is thinning out as the girls go back downstairs to bring more punters up ... she asks me if I’d like another dance? I’m thinking she could probably make me cum in my pants! She looks at
E and strokes my cock from over my trousers !! I hand over another £60 ... she gives me a kiss on the mouth and begins... things become a little more intimate ... she comes and straddles me and takes my hand and guides it towards her pussy .. I’m surprised to find it wet! I slowly put my finger in Zz testing how far she will allow... clearly it’s not enough ... she takes my hand and push my finger in further and tells me to go harder! I was not expecting any of this and at this time I
 Fully into it!!! Yet what happens next I’ve never seen or heard happen ... she gets off and is on her knees on the floor and simulating licking my cock.. she looks back and seeking only one other dance in the other end of the room.. she looks back and smiles at me .. she unzips my trousers and pulls out my cock .. which is hard and almost dripping .. she licks at the top and put it In her mouth .. fuck fuck I’m
About to get a blow job in a fucking strip club!!! She Goes at it for a few mins .. I’m about to burst ...I ask her to stop ... she put it back ... we continue with the dance .. but what a fucking girl ...

She works wed, thurs and Fridays .... you. CANNOT GO WRONG!!

She gives me her number and I’ll be finishing the job tonight .....

[Stortford]

Use to go there 20 years ago never got any of that she must escort outside I reckon.

[Dicky]

Hopefully you didnt get her fired after your description.

[Stortford]

Well she'd get a job pretty quickly 

[Stortford]

Thinking about it you paid 120 for a 2 minute blow job you can have a honey to suck and fuck you for an hour for that.

[Devilsown10]

It’s not about paying £120 for a 2 min blow job.. i know I can get one for probably £40 outside .. it was more about the thrill of the unexpected .. that is what fucking  got me on!!!

[scutty brown]

"I’m about to burst ...I ask her to stop"

You what? Your "brian" really wasn't in control............

[Stortford]

Should have filled that mouth

[Joepeeps]

This reads like fantasy. But let's assume it's true, way to go, you'll get her fired and the place shut down. Great job.

[winknudge]

Has an air of BS.

[Kev40ish]

Not quite sure about this, it’s hard enough just to get their number discretely....

[DeanoDeano]

Why do people lie on the internet..?

 

[LLPunting]

Without a name or description that identifies the woman this seems to be touting the establishment.

Reviews aren't for establishments. 

OP,
What's her name?
How tall is tall?
shape and tone of figure?
length of hair?
tattoos?
piercings?
scars?
colour of skin?
colour of eyes?
shape of nose?
what were her lips like?


Hope it is true for those that seek this thrill but it seems unlikely as no-one else has mentioned £60 dances have they?

[punk]

As far as strip clubs go... there is no place like this in the UK! Mine that I have come across anyway ... I am a regular here but last weeek was something special ... and unexpected!

Friday night I find my self and the club around 11pm.. I went there with no real intention of a dance but on getting my drink this tall Russian (so she claims she is Russian l)  brunette grabs my hand and invites me for a private dance! And I like brunettes ... as I examine her .. she has a perfect body .. albeit her tuts are a little small but the shear sexual energy she is exuding is enough to draw me in..

We make our way upstairs .. as she sits me down and she tells me now it’s minminim £40 for a dance upstairs .. but better if I pay her £60 for a special dance .. At this time I am. I longer thinking with my Brian... I hand over £60... the next thing I know is she has her young down my throat ! Fuck that was so unexpected!! I’m in attention now ... she gets in close and is grinding away .. I’m as hard as can be.. we get through three songs and I’m just about hanging in.. the upstairs room is thinning out as the girls go back downstairs to bring more punters up ... she asks me if I’d like another dance? I’m thinking she could probably make me cum in my pants! She looks at
E and strokes my cock from over my trousers !! I hand over another £60 ... she gives me a kiss on the mouth and begins... things become a little more intimate ... she comes and straddles me and takes my hand and guides it towards her pussy .. I’m surprised to find it wet! I slowly put my finger in Zz testing how far she will allow... clearly it’s not enough ... she takes my hand and push my finger in further and tells me to go harder! I was not expecting any of this and at this time I
 Fully into it!!! Yet what happens next I’ve never seen or heard happen ... she gets off and is on her knees on the floor and simulating licking my cock.. she looks back and seeking only one other dance in the other end of the room.. she looks back and smiles at me .. she unzips my trousers and pulls out my cock .. which is hard and almost dripping .. she licks at the top and put it In her mouth .. fuck fuck I’m
About to get a blow job in a fucking strip club!!! She Goes at it for a few mins .. I’m about to burst ...I ask her to stop ... she put it back ... we continue with the dance .. but what a fucking girl ...

She works wed, thurs and Fridays .... you. CANNOT GO WRONG!!

She gives me her number and I’ll be finishing the job tonight .....

Sounds like a porno.

[magnetico]

You sound like a fantasist 

[Joepeeps]

You sound like a fantasist 

+1 This is bullshit. Should be moved from the 'review' section or it will encourage other fantasists.

[Alvin]

This reeks of BS.  I used to do work nights out in Ye Olde Axe and the sister property Browns.  It is possible that things have changed but the girls were always careful about contact due to the stag do idiots.  As a regular got to know some of the girls which gave a few benefits of double length dances and not needing to always put the pound in the jar.

If the girls were offering anything it was always away from the premises due to their not wanting to be sacked.  As I say it may have changed.  In those days most of them were Brazilian.  The standard if the girls was a mix, all I can say is they were better than the White Horse.

[LLPunting]

This reeks of BS.  I used to do work nights out in Ye Olde Axe and the sister property Browns.  It is possible that things have changed but the girls were always careful about contact due to the stag do idiots.  As a regular got to know some of the girls which gave a few benefits of double length dances and not needing to always put the pound in the jar.

If the girls were offering anything it was always away from the premises due to their not wanting to be sacked.  As I say it may have changed.  In those days most of them were Brazilian.  The standard if the girls was a mix, all I can say is they were better than the White Horse.

Didn't realise YOA and Browns were connected.  What you describe about practices is what I've also found over the years.

[bhudda]

Didn't realise YOA and Browns were connected.  What you describe about practices is what I've also found over the years.

I wasnt aware yoa and browns were connected either. I think hes confusing yoa and griffin, which used to be linked to browns till a family tiff i seem to recall.

[bhudda]

Ive had a lass lick or pop my cock in her mouth briefly as a tease quite a few times ... bj to completion less often , and very occasionally full sex at strip clubs ... though never at the axe .... but it is a long time since i was there. The places i had it were unlicensed.

Some of the girls used to (and probably still do ... i dont go to strip clubs any more) work both licensed and unlicensed shows ... and what they did in a pd  varied depending on where they were working.  It is possible that this lass forgot herself and where she was ... though it does sound like bullshit.

[roger11]

There is no private rooms in yoa. Both rooms are full of people getting dances. Did she suck you off in front off 30 odd people

[Alvin]

I wasnt aware yoa and browns were connected either. I think hes confusing yoa and griffin, which used to be linked to browns till a family tiff i seem to recall.

Yep had mixed up the Axe and the Griffin.  From memory(for what its worth).  The axe was between Browns/Griffin and the White Horse in quality.  That said haven't gone to any of them in nearly 10 years as I prefer to shag the bird than just pay to look at her.

[sparkymark0001]

This sounds crazy i have been a few times but never to the upstairs rooms so cannot validate but I doubt it is true. I think you can touch to an extent but threre is a nice selection of women there.

[Davyboy25]

It's bullshit for me. Go to The Axe a bit daytime and odd evenings and whilst better IMO than other clubs can't believe you'd get a BJ in the private dance areas as other people always around.  If it smells like BS normally is......

[el-fei]

Never been upstairs. It's been a while since I visited though. I only remember there being two back rooms. I've sucked a lot of tits and fingered a fair few... Also asking them to put their fingers in their pussy and giving me taste it. I know of guys who have been told what time they finish and met them after.

[punk]

You sound like a fantasist 

OP been watching too much wank fantasise porno. 

[RexTBone]

Cool story bro

[mrhappypants]

Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel.

In my view this review violates site rules as above and I have reported it. 

[myothernameis]

she unzips my trousers and pulls out my cock .. which is hard and almost dripping .. she licks at the top and put it In her mouth .. fuck fuck I’m

All of a sudden the op wakes up, and realizes it was all a dream down rover 

Next week, he will be telling us, he fucked this Russian bird   

[bcj666]

Complete fantasy bullshit

[redveee]

Didn't realise YOA and Browns were connected.  What you describe about practices is what I've also found over the years.

Browns & Horns are connected, not aware of any other bars being partnered up.

[Hi88888888]

Going be heading there this week...who the best girl to get,names please? Want a girl who will let me do anything to her🖐

[magnetico]

Going be heading there this week...who the best girl to get,names please? Want a girl who will let me do anything to her🖐

This is a creative writing thread for Devilsown10, not a review

[Traveller58uk]

Browns & Horns are connected, not aware of any other bars being partnered up.

Browns and the Griffin were sister organisations but there was a complete split and the dancers had to decide who they went with.

Browns opened The Horns up the road and they share the same pool of dancers.

Ye Olde Axe is completely separate. If these hyperbolic reviews continue they are likely to be raided and closed down.

[Stortford]

Going be heading there this week...who the best girl to get,names please? Want a girl who will let me do anything to her🖐Go to a brothel then you won't get nothing there.

[LLPunting]

Browns and the Griffin were sister organisations but there was a complete split and the dancers had to decide who they went with.

Browns opened The Horns up the road and they share the same pool of dancers.

Ye Olde Axe is completely separate. If these hyperbolic reviews continue they are likely to be raided and closed down.

Good point, wondering if "someone" is trying to push YOA over a line that Plod won't ignore.  They do get a lot of encouraging coverage here and some criticism.

[Joepeeps]

Good point, wondering if "someone" is trying to push YOA over a line that Plod won't ignore.  They do get a lot of encouraging coverage here and some criticism.

What happens in the Axe should stay in the Axe. That is if we want it to stay open.
This thread and the other one are not good for the future of the place imo.

[myothernameis]

What happens in the Axe should stay in the Axe. That is if we want it to stay open.
This thread and the other one are not good for the future of the place imo.

The London strip club thread, has been going for 2 years, and this was the first time, here I have heard about the Ye Olde Axe, and the special dances you get.  These dances have proabably been going on for years, lets say 3 years at least, in this time, you would have thought, council authorities or the police would have heard about what's going on

Now not being from London, I don't know which council runs this, area, hopefully someone on here can tell us, and what the council attitude to strip clubs are.  Are they liberal, or strict, there used to be a strip club in Glasgow, where the dances, were on your lap, and up close, and panties came of.  But with more strip clubs opening in Glasgow, Glasgow council brought in new rules and guide lines, ie 3 foot rule, girl not allowed to grind on males groin, and panties are not allowed to to come; that changed the Glasgow strip club scenes completely

So I find it hard to believe, that some authorities out there doesn't know what's going on in the Ye Olde Axe, now we know of this place because we talk about it on UKP.  What happens if your an everyday person, and by chance you walk into the venue, and first thing the girl does is to touch your cock, and shocked by this.  Your not the sort of person to go into these places, and first thing on that person mind, I have to report this

Would love to know what there licence covers, is it a night club, a pub, or some other categories, as for it being raided by the police, I don't think anything like this will happen, and come next summer, it still be the same, special dances for £40

[LLPunting]

The London strip club thread, has been going for 2 years, and this was the first time, here I have heard about the Ye Olde Axe, and the special dances you get.  These dances have proabably been going on for years, lets say 3 years at least, in this time, you would have thought, council authorities or the police would have heard about what's going on

Now not being from London, I don't know which council runs this, area, hopefully someone on here can tell us, and what the council attitude to strip clubs are.  Are they liberal, or strict, there used to be a strip club in Glasgow, where the dances, were on your lap, and up close, and panties came of.  But with more strip clubs opening in Glasgow, Glasgow council brought in new rules and guide lines, ie 3 foot rule, girl not allowed to grind on males groin, and panties are not allowed to to come; that changed the Glasgow strip club scenes completely

So I find it hard to believe, that some authorities out there doesn't know what's going on in the Ye Olde Axe, now we know of this place because we talk about it on UKP.  What happens if your an everyday person, and by chance you walk into the venue, and first thing the girl does is to touch your cock, and shocked by this.  Your not the sort of person to go into these places, and first thing on that person mind, I have to report this

Would love to know what there licence covers, is it a night club, a pub, or some other categories, as for it being raided by the police, I don't think anything like this will happen, and come next summer, it still be the same, special dances for £40

The area is the strip-club centre of (Central) London so the local council(s) are well aware.  I've seen Plod go into YOA to check on matters.
I'm sure they've had words with all club managements as to what's tolerable.  A dancer pressing parts of her body (including pussy to face or hand or covered groin) on a punter is one thing but for her to actively suck a punter's dick (or fuck it) on premises is probably going to get more than a quiet word.

[punk]

This OP post is a load of Trolling bollocks

[jimmyha]

I was at YOA a few weeks ago and had some 'special' dances upstairs. A lot of fun was had (fingers, over-the-pants stroking), but it was clear I was not going to spunk in there. 

[GreenVelvet]

Would love to know what there licence covers, is it a night club, a pub, or some other categories,

Licences are public information.
Ye Olde Axe is licensed by Hackney Council.
They hold a Premises Licence and a Sex Establishment Premises Licence
These can be found on the licensing register for Hackney by searching for the postcode of Ye Olde Axe.
External Link/Members Only

What licences cover are pretty standard.

[MrMatrix]

This reads like fantasy. But let's assume it's true, way to go, you'll get her fired and the place shut down. Great job.

A dream cum true. But yes it does read like a fantasy and £120 for a BJ you need your bumps tested me thinks

[RexTBone]

Ah Ye Olde Axe, I used to piss about near the adjoining tennis court when I was in my teens and often use to catch glimpse of the talent on offer.

Those were the good olde days!

[saiyens22]

Hi,

Went to YOA last week, very good strip club indeed. I saw some licking and fingering going on. Was actually wondering how much that cost, but nothing for the punter.

Only on Private (not private room)

But really cool strip club indeed

[adptcdn]

Stuck my head in yoa this evening on way home from work.  I know it is a monday but very quiet. Only girls on were all Romanian.  All approached demanded an instant dance then retired to their phones.  Awful

[IG88b]

Hi everyone, just a quick question - does anyone know what happened to the old strip club thread? It’s been deleted, and just wanted to know if it was down to a rules infringement, and what that was so it doesn’t happen again. Used to enjoy posting and reading about The private scene.

[DeanoDeano]

Hi everyone, just a quick question - does anyone know what happened to the old strip club thread? It’s been deleted, and just wanted to know if it was down to a rules infringement, and what that was so it doesn’t happen again. Used to enjoy posting and reading about The private scene.

Too many people asking the same stupid question would be my guess.

[JamesFD]

Hi everyone, just a quick question - does anyone know what happened to the old strip club thread? It’s been deleted, and just wanted to know if it was down to a rules infringement, and what that was so it doesn’t happen again. Used to enjoy posting and reading about The private scene.

Sadly it seems to have gone which is a shame as it was far more interesting & useful that some wanky post  like "13 questions about things have you ever done before during or after a punt".

[niftyfiftydave]

I wasnt aware yoa and browns were connected either. I think hes confusing yoa and griffin, which used to be linked to browns till a family tiff i seem to recall.

Browns and the axe are connected, drive London all day and the Blue Convertible with an older blonde driving and a suitable number plate moves between the 2, and never gets a parking ticket at either so either has a business permit for both or the wardens are getting looked after lol.