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Author Topic: Hot English Jenna - Escorting for Dummies 101 (HA8)  (Read 5273 times)

tristen92

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Had arranged to see Gina Love this afternoon but she got her monthly calling so had to cancel on me this morning. Disappointed, I browsed the AW database and decided to see Jenna based on much positive AW feedback/decent pics (my dick chose to ignore the negative feedback on here). Jenna is based in Edgware (in between Burnt Oak and Edgware station and close to the hospital.) She looks late 30's and is about 5'4. Nice body, with curves in the right places, but not "gym trim" by any means. Her pictures are a little flattering; they make her look more rounded/curvy, but she's attractive and has a MILF look about her.

This girl is expensive, but as Khloe wasn't working, and the fact that there are very few attractive alternatives in the area, I decided to go with it. 150ph. Not going to go into huge detail with her; she comes across as a reluctant escort who gives off a snobby vibe with regards to service provision (one of those "my shit doesn't stink" types). She makes out like it's a privilege to fuck her and goes crazy if you make one move that she's not keen on. She likes things done in a very particular way and her ability to provide any GFE is zero. Essentially, you have to get permission to do any variation, anything spontaneous - eg. not allowed to go near her pussy with your hands or suck her nipples (but she's good enough to allow a gentle lick if you ask nicely). It was surreal. She doesn't do deepthroat at all (despite profile), and only does light kissing if you initiate it.

Sex with her is bad and I probably never would have cum - I was so wound up at her restricting me to a dull variation of missionary (she clamps her legs around you and limits movement) with annoying fake moans etc, that I forked out an extra 30 for PSE (merely to allow me freedom to move and initiate things - she classifies even doggy as a porn-star experience). Pumping her in doggy was border-line hilarious - I was so aggravated yet strangely turned on, that I was pounding her with some force, to which I could tell she was putting up with because I paid the 30 and she had no excuse, occasionally saying "yea babe cum for me" while positioning her legs to restrict penetration. After a few minutes, as soon as I started cumming she frantically slapped my arms and said "get off" - moving away as soon as she could; now blaming that I was too big, acting pissed off and saying how I have now ruined her for other clients today. The hand slapping and agitation was very off-putting to have happen mid-cum as you're thrusting slow inside her in order to release fully and ruined the PSE completely (despite it only being a minor improvement to begin with.)

We chatted, and she's very defensive about her service and has an insecurity about her which I couldn't get my head around. Says she can't "let guys take advantage of her" and that she "needs to be in control". When I described a standard gfe she seemed border-line surprised, and said this is how she's always done it and she's always in demand so it's probably a clash between the two of us more than anything.

One of the strangest sexual experiences I've ever had and wouldn't pay 50ph let alone 150ph for what's on offer. She moves about a lot apparently to she'll probably be more central London based soon (Canary Wharf I think), but a red flag and one to avoid at all costs. Fortunately, her stinking attitude began to turn me on and made slamming her hard a lot more satisfying. I hated Jenna with a passion.

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Offline The_Don

Had arranged to see Gina Love this afternoon but she got her monthly calling so had to cancel on me this morning. Disappointed, I browsed the AW database and decided to see Jenna based on much positive AW feedback/decent pics (my dick chose to ignore the negative feedback on here).


Thanks for the review and sorry it didn't work you.


I always take A/W reviews with a pinch of salt.

Jenna has 400+ Feed back but is a very poor service provider as stated below

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=44035

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=6634


Offline Petronius

The two Jennas mentioned here seem to be two different people. The Jenna with the long track record of bad reviews and mentioned by The_Don is Tattooed-EnglishGirl, aka EnglishBlondeJenna, but her AW profile (External Link/Members Only) is not the one mentioned by the OP and you can see from the pictures in the profiles that they are different people. 

Offline The_Don

The two Jennas mentioned here seem to be two different people. The Jenna with the long track record of bad reviews and mentioned by The_Don is Tattooed-EnglishGirl, aka EnglishBlondeJenna, but her AW profile (External Link/Members Only) is not the one mentioned by the OP and you can see from the pictures in the profiles that they are different people.

Indeed, my point was that A/W feed back is not the best

Online HistoryRepeats

The review shows why I hate the reviews on Adultwork. I think most are afraid to give a negative or neutral  due to the WG doing the same.

I once tried to see this provider however she messed me about in the arranging part so thought fuck this not worth it!

Offline smiths

The review shows why I hate the reviews on Adultwork. I think most are afraid to give a negative or neutral  due to the WG doing the same.

I once tried to see this provider however she messed me about in the arranging part so thought fuck this not worth it!

Spot on in your first paragraph which is why I think A/W feedback works against the interests of punters while FB on here works in the interests of punters.

Offline el-fei

I've been with this heinous troll. Not even her pictures match. I did it still because on first seeing her sheclooked filthy but was anything but. I saw her in canary wharf where she was staying with some guy who she said was a gay outcall escort. After my first pop her pussy was too sore for anything else. One of the worst punts I've had.

tristen92

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I've been with this heinous troll. Not even her pictures match. I did it still because on first seeing her sheclooked filthy but was anything but. I saw her in canary wharf where she was staying with some guy who she said was a gay outcall escort. After my first pop her pussy was too sore for anything else. One of the worst punts I've had.
Glad someone shares my hatred. A negative review would carry greater weight in diverting potential punters, though.

She did the same "sore" thing with me, too. Her laughable attitude, coupled with her ridiculous prices, makes her potentially the worst VFM punt in London.

Offline Hulk6969

I booked her last week,what a waste!average apartment shit attitude & shit service.
Body was ok but face was in bits and she was pissed! Thinks she's something out of Beverly hills!

Overall stay away & save your money for a better punt.

mrhappypants

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Just came across this review again and there is a VERY interesting history here.  This girl received some VERY favourable commentary going back over a year from members with high post rates and large numbers of reviews on UKP.  I am lucky n that I dodged the bullit here.  I had a fairly long email exchange and the alarm bells started ringing that she refused to confirm services.  At her prices I wanted some assurances.  I haven't been so lucky on other occasions (the "29" year old who was in her late 40's; the "size 10" who is really a size 16). I'd be really interested to hear how a girl who who seems to offer such poor overpriced service got such positive commentary.  Funny too how there always seems such a gaggle of parrots when you point out the obvious inaccuracies or short coming for particular girls. 

Dave



Dave

Offline Bartolomeo

A long while ago, I was also recommended her by a well respected member, and for some reason I waited, and when I was going to book her, I saw a bad review come along, so I didnt bother with her. Glad I didn't make a booking.
Seems to be a sad case of becoming very jaded/burnt out/whatever you call it

mrhappypants

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Seems to be a sad case of becoming very jaded/burnt out/whatever you call it

Oh?  You reckon do you? 

Dave

Offline Zeusthedoc

Don't know about whether she's jaded or not.

I went for 30 mins (she's near the hospital, right?)
Went to the bathroom - hear a knock on the front door and it's another punter, booked with her friend. I waited in the bathroom thinking she would come and get me when the 'coast was clear'. about 5-7 mins later she knocks on the door (I stupidly waited). I went in to the room and she started complaining that we were running out of time because I had spent so long in the bathroom. I told her about the other voice and that I was waiting for the coast to be clear. Then I said, anyways, doesn't the clock start now that I'm out of the bathroom....to which she replied that she had other appts and needed me to be gone by the time the next punter arrived.

I took my time in the bathroom after the punt, one of the more satisfying shits i've taken away from home.


Offline The_Don


I took my time in the bathroom after the punt, one of the more satisfying shits i've taken away from home.

 :lol:

LL

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Missed this the first time it was posted.  If ever I needed a reminder of why I don't punt girls born in my own country.
Thanks OP - was interesting to read and excruciating at the same time.  I've had some shit punts over the last couple of years but never had a girl pushing me off her and slapping my arms!  What a fucking bitch.

Offline Thepacifist

Wow, I will avoid her at all costs! Thanks for posting this. Only just saw this now.

Miketyson21

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This girl is the WORST PROSTITUTE EVER!

James999

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Offline Zeusthedoc


Miketyson21

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This girl is the WORST PROSTITUTE EVER!

BTW, I was referring to TATTOOED-ENGLISH-JEN who is currently INKED&ENGLISH. Worst hooker ever.

Not Miss Jenna UK who I have also seen as is very nice and friendly (though older than she claims)