External Link/Members Only Cost - £160
Location – a nice apartment in Edgware Road
Comms – I rang her and asked for an appointment at 2. After the usual EE thing of first checking if you’re black, she agreed to the appointment (to all the P.O.C – punters of colour – reading this, you’re really not missing out on much with the girls that refuse to see you. 80% of the time they’re terrible)
She was insistent that I get there at 1.30 as she had an appointment at 3. We agreed 2pm, but I promised her I’d ring if I got there early. 1.47, I arrive. She doesn’t respond to my text. 2pm, I call, she says she’ll text the address. 2.05, still no text so I call again, address finally given. So much for her being in a rush.
The girl – looks fantastic, and is in fact the girl in the photo.
Punt – really, really bad. In every way you can imagine.
She starts off by grilling me on whether or not I’m Romanian as she refuses to see Romanian men. As it’s the middle of the summer, she thought my tan made me look Romanian, and asked me if I show her ID proving I’m not Romanian.
I asked for half hour, was told it had to be an hour. I accidentally gave her £20 too much, she noticed as she counted aloud, but said nothing.
After shower we started with some light teasing, only giving the lightest of pecks when I leaned in for a kiss, no DFK.
When we move onto sex, she continues with the absolute nonsense. She climbs on top, but doesn’t even put my cock in her pussy, she wanks it off while bouncing up and down in front of it in an attempt to fool me into thinking that I’m fucking her. When I ask her to fuck me properly, she just doesn’t, she instead barely sticks it in and won’t let me take control. She doesn’t allow full penetration. I asked for missionary to try and remedy this, and she sat UP on the bed so I still couldn’t get in properly. She wouldn’t do doggy, then tried to finish me off in reverse cowgirl by actually bouncing all the way down for a bit.
I can’t come like this, so ask her to swallow. She won’t do this. I ask to come on her tits, but she won’t do this unless I give her extra (a reminder she already has an extra £20 of money). So I leave without coming at all, and her commenting that I must have had a bad day.
So, for leaving me waiting, not offering advertised services, and not allowing full penetration, this is one to avoid.