Just came back from this horrible blunder of a punt with kinky&horny Alexia
I did my research, I know her reviews are hidden, and I have a rule of 100 minimum for a decent punt, BUT I have recently came across a lot of gems for 60-70 an hour, so that is the reason I tried her out and holy shit that was horrible.
Decent communication (to lure you probably). The second I stepped inside her looks were horrible. Face 0/10, super old, super saggy, looks like a pirate wearing a christmas outfit. First thing she says 'Can you do half an hour instead of an hour baby?' ... although we agreed on an hour I would have booked her for 1 second if it was possible.
First 2 minutes ignored me and doing some paperwork (bills). Looked at me 'you didn't get ready yet?' as I need to be naked in 1 second.
BJ for 40 seconds then 'ARE YOU READY BABY'.. I was so not in the mood I told myself let's get this horrible punt over with.
She put in a condom (worse I have seen probably free from GUM) and my dick for the first time in history goes doing at the start of a punt.
Doggy for 2 minutes, I came, again first time in my life I come in 2 minutes.. it was that horrible. After 1 second she gave me a tissue to clean myself and said 'okay we are done'... I was like so I paid for half an hour for 5 minutes? She 'well baby you are not going to have sex 30 times'..
No point in arguing... went home with a sad dick.
The only reason a human being would book her is to have a benchmark for the Worse Punt of the Century award
Link:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPaid: 40
Services: worse than having blue balls
Location: Willesden Juncion NW10
