Thought I should add to the reviews. Saw Emma 'Stone' (well the escort version lol) a few years back. Didn't know much about punting, and still don't. Didn't want her to know who reviewed her just in case. But not sure she could do anything even if she did. Will try recall what I can.
External Link/Members OnlyAfter a shit start in the desert of Fife, stupidly thought the PSE of Emma in Glasgow would heat things up a bit. Booked 1hr PSE, was like 200 or near enough with petrol, parking, gift for her etc. Think it was booked on the day. Got her number then arranged, she wasn't fussed about booking through AW. Had to explIn I wasn't local so needed to know where to go ahead of time.
Profile.
Looked amazing. Hot photos, cute photos, naughty photos. Description sounded saucy so hopefully was getting a girl that could handle herself in the bedroom and wasn't a robot needing instructions every 2 seconds. Looked fit, busty, long red hair at the time. Updated regularly. Good reviews I think.
Location.
Arrived in Glasgow. She waited to the last minute to tell me where the fuck I was meant to be, then had me waiting outside a hotel for ages. Was a bit of a maze trying to find the room but got there in the end. Should be in for a great PSE now for all my efforts right?! Hotel was decent anyways.
Looks.
Its 100% her but the photos on the profile looked so much better. She looked like a miniature version, even on high heels. Evidently, everything was smaller, including bum and the ladies! Oh well. Dressed in a sexy number. Greated with a kiss. She does have a very fake look and this is seen on her profile so although not my cuppa tea usually, was trying something different. (Not sure what age she had down at the time but is showing 38 now. Probably the fake look is to make her look younger.)
Action.
Everything started pleasant enough and although a little awkward, she needed no wlecome party to get things moving. After about 5 mins of foreplay and oral, things start to go down hill. Did 69 but she seemed pretty sensitive/red raw down there. Starts blaming my stubble. Pretty sure I was clean shaven for the most part and have never been able to grow a beard to this day. Okay well fuck it, lets try mish. Okay but boring as hell. Even for GFE. Stupidly tried to get something interesting to happen and asked about her 'sexy' tattoos. Her kids names, oh shit, not a good topic at present rofl. She really isn't helping things so we move on again.
This is where the nightmare begins. After 5 mins doggy, asked about anal which was part of the PSE she advertises. She says yeah and I started playing with her bum (kissing, smacking, no penetration, no rimming or anything). She gets pissed off and kinda aggressive and says something like, if one more guy sticks it up my ass without lube, I swear to god. She then gets up and goes to get lube from somewhere in the room. She starts lubing her ass up in doggy style but im like... wtf did I do?! Whats her problem?! I try to smooth things out but its clear she is having none of it and is getting more and more bitchy.
Can't remember exactly but she kept having an issue with everything in every position. I'm too small. Bad angle. You're too stumbly. And somehow projection of other guys anal techniques onto me. Didn't even get that far lmao. I cut my losses and tell her maybe I should just go. Immediately she hit the roof. She phones her friend and starts yelling down the phone about some druggy that came to meet her. I realise she is talking about me lol. Pretty funny if you knew me. Obviously she is dissociating and can't even face me. I realise this is probably a ploy so can't really engage in conversation becofe I leave. Yes I was pissed at £200 for less than HH with her, but the amount she was yelling and the accusations, I just wanted the hell outta there.
I can always make more money but who knows what this crazy bitch is willing to do. 0-60 in less than a second, all for saying maybe I should go. Insecure much? Planned and waiting for it?
Who knows, fuck her. Stick to local GFE girls. Go for HH meets first. Sorry for long outdated review guys. Take care, and hold tight!
Topic: Emma Stone NIGHTMARE! Glasgow. (Read 5306 times)
