Thanks guys! Apologies for no replies the past week, I have been busy holidaying
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Anyway, I took one last look on Google before heading to London just to see whether there was anywhere closer to home than London - and I had success!
There was somewhere in Medway I just returned home from and my word, it was incredible. I'm thinking of giving up punting full time and returning to this place full-time it was that good!
I wasn't too sure what to expect since it was an unlisted ad - all I knew was it was a shop front so I rang them and booked in the massage. I did not know what to expect but the receptionist ensured me it was a "very good massage" and there's no doubt I'd leave happy - I still was a little skeptical but I went on my way.
Got there and the receptionist was on the phone but there was a younger lady who I only guessed was a masseuse was sat there and confirmed my booking - showed me to the room and she did indeed turn out to be a masseuse - my masseuse which I was glad because she was absolutely gorgeous - a very tall young Asian lady. She stepped out the room and told me to take my clothes off... I wasn't too sure whether she meant fully naked because she didn't understand my question when I asked "boxers off too?", so I left them on in case I offended her. So this continued to leave me skeptical.
But she came back in and said "leaving these on?" so I obliged to her request and got out of those too. Which she was happy to "see" so I was a little reassured she was more than just a masseuse.
Anyway, got on the table and she remained clothed but started with a massage which was very nice. Then about ten minutes in she said "Do you want more than just a massage?" so I was happy to say "yes". Then we haggled a price (£30 in the end). About half way through she asked me to turn over then begun massage my front, homing in on the focus of the massage.
She offered me a few more services - I'm pretty sure she'd have done full service (I can't guarantee) but she was happy to do 69 for a price. Unfortunately I didn't draw out the money she wanted for that, but she did include B2B. Got naked and my word, her body was incredible. She had an attractive face as it was but her body was sensational.
She stood behind my head at first, reached across to my groin, boobs in my face and let me have a little nibble. Then she climbed on the table between my legs, done a similar thing - boobs all across my groin which instantly turned me on more.
Then she went into the best every oily handjob I have ever witnessed. Ended with my body shaking and squirting everywhere (accidentally got some in her hair it went that high).
Then I got wiped down with a hot towel just to finish off.
Without a doubt, a memorable experience and I already have my next appointment booked. It was just incredible (and marginally cheaper). I think I prefer it to sex/punting
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