massage ADVICE

[islandbabe]

Can anyone help
I keep reading about the Thai ladies in Maidenhead that do massages , kat ,cat, bee etc... Is it true they only do extras on second visit , Is this true with pj Thai massage in Bracknell ???

[James999]

You can get extras on the first visit, you just have to know the code / lingo to ask them, you need to say

"Ting tong suck my dong"

They will then know you're a serious player 

[islandbabe]

Oh ok will try that next time and see what happens

[houseboot]

Oh ok will try that next time and see what happens

If you do you'll probably get a slap.

Methinks that James is pulling your ding-a-ling.

[islandbabe]

Oh I know , I just love trolls always so helpful

[James999]

"Ding-a ling" is code for prostate massage so unless you want things shoved up your arse avoid those words

[houseboot]

Can anyone help
I keep reading about the Thai ladies in Maidenhead that do massages , kat ,cat, bee etc... Is it true they only do extras on second visit , Is this true with pj Thai massage in Bracknell ???

Not my area but my experience is that Chinese ladies are proactive and will whisper in your ear after about 20 minutes whereas Thai ladies are more reticent, or cautious, and can quite often finish the massage without any indication of whether HE is available or not.

[houseboot]

"Ding-a ling" is code for prostate massage so unless you want things shoved up your arse avoid those words

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[xxxdavidxxx]

hi islandbabe yes most maidenhead girls will give you a HE for 20 quid
Yes PJ massage in bracknell is the same - she will provide HE for 20 quid

[islandbabe]

Well I've been to pj massage recently twice and she's refused he both times

[pewpewpew]

Well I've been to pj massage recently twice and she's refused he both times

God damn you don't actually ask for extras. Use the code

[linkburn]

Have you tried Adultwork? Seems obvious, but im not sure how experienced you are.

Use the advanced search and then filter by those offering "massage" services.

Or just look around. There are loads. 

[islandbabe]

What's the code then ?

[pewpewpew]

What's the code then ?

Don't leave underwear on. If she goes anywhere near your arse open your legs a bit. If she "accidently" brushes a bollock make a contented sigh or just a deep audible breath.

The accidental touching is her offer, your reaction is the acceptance. The rest is just waiting for the magic words "turn over". Done deal

[bhudda]

What's the code then ?

You picked a strange name for a bloke.

Anyway ... clench a £20 note between your buttocks... if she takes it you're in

[Waterhouse]

Anyway ... clench a £20 note between your buttocks... if she takes it you're in

Cashback.   

[Hantsman2]

You picked a strange name for a bloke.

Anyway ... clench a £20 note between your buttocks... if she takes it you're in

and she will put the change in the slot