Spanish Massage Southend - Gumtree

[Uane03]

Hi all,
I've been a member for a number of months but this is my first post so ... go easy on me!
For a while I've been wanting to dip my toe into this side of life and finally plucked up the courage to have a massage. I thought it would be a good introduction and depending on how this goes, I'll gently start dabbling in other parts of this world.
After reading multiple reviews on this site and looking through the usual sources, I found a cheeky advert on Gum tree for the below.

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I called the number on the advert but unfortunately no one answered so I decided to txt and ask for a few details. She responded instantly with rates and availability. Now I know from reading this forum that many of the Euro girls struggle with English and therefore have someone else speak on their behalf so I assumed, this one was no different and they had someone deal with enquiries too.
I was directed to westcliff where a blockbuster's store used to be & told to park and then txt for further details. Not being familiar with the area, this took some time to find and I can only imagine how I looked walking around trying to find an old blockbuster's store.
Once I found it, I texted again and waited.... and waited.... and waited! Finally after 10mins I was told there was an alley way that I had to walk through and she would be in the flats above the store. The alleyway was dirty, smelt of piss and I was thinking, "this can't be what others go through for a massage!"
Once I got to the flat (from the outside it looked like a dilapidated, abandoned block that had been vacated years ago) I knocked on the door and waited. I could hear voices so  I knocked again. This time the voices went silent. I couldn't make out what was said originally but it sounded like it was a foreign language. I then txt again saying I was outside but no reply. So I rang and again no one answered.
After a couple more txts, I decided enough was enough and left feeling like I was doing the "walk of shame" back to my car. I texted again saying I had done all u asked and had waited long enough.
30mins later, I got a response saying "don't mess her about next time!"

Waste of time and therefore negative from me. As it was my first time I'll think long and hard before trying again!

[fatboy]

Welcome and thanks for the review, it sounds as if you had a lucky escape.
There is a thread on here about Sarfend massage places which is very helpful if you want to try again.
You would have been (at most) 5 minutes walk from at least 3 other massage establishments some
of which have had favourable reviews on here.
Best of luck next time, don't be put off.
The more you do this the less you give a shit what others think !

[Poker boy]

I was tempted by that ad but put off by her pricing. Wanted £80/hr to which I requested what was included, her response was professional massage and maybe more....not paying for a maybe!
OP as said above Nicelife chinese is almost opposite the old blockbuster and Natural Spa another 100 yards towards Southend both give a decent service

[Uane03]

Thanks for the replies and responses guys. FB I've read a number of ur reviews and posts about different places in sarfend so will be trying to tick a few of ur recommendations off my list. I'll check out the natural spa during the week. Kinda wanted English or European, never been a fan of Asian girls... Jus my preference!

[LeggyLovelyLover]

Sarfend is a punting desert at the best of times, and you really would be limiting your choices still further if you confined yourself to massages with non-Asians ( the area where Asians are normally superior to their Euro counterparts).

In your shoes, I'd bypass massages and go straight to out-and-out escorts.

Good luck!

[RumptyBoy]

If I was down Southend way, I'd pay a visit to Kyra. Was trying to see her but couldn't find the time to bet down there. Excellent comm's,  looks like a hot older woman, who would take care of you. If I ever get down there, I will do a review...

[sxman]

If I was down Southend way, I'd pay a visit to Kyra. Was trying to see her but couldn't find the time to bet down there. Excellent comm's,  looks like a hot older woman, who would take care of you. If I ever get down there, I will do a review...

if your talking about this one, I wouldn't bother, I saw her about 6 years ago, crap service and a moaner as well.
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However I would recommend this one, used to see her regularly when Southend used to be my punting grounds and she gave a great service and a really nice girl with a good attitude.
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[RumptyBoy]

Thanks sxman, that's a pity, she looks hot. Oh well, I won't be going down Southend way after all😀

[emileholiday]

Agree with the posts on the massages, go read Drago’s review of massage places referred to, there’s one on there offering a European who was rated highly by all posting there. I took my first massage punt at Natural Life based on those reviews and was very pleased
However, I also agree that maybe getting a straight punt might be best for what you want.   Having seen both Kyra and Maria in Southend over the years, I would recommend both equally. Kyra the better looking in my opinion, despite the age difference,  but both offer great gfe which it sounds like what  the OP is in need of, both have been going since I started punting. It’s a matter of taste, kyra only likes soft touch gentle sex, really not into hard pumping at all,  so will moan (not in a good way) if that’s your thing, whereas Maria seemed to be happy to please however you want it.

[fatboy]

I would concur with the views about Maria, slightly bigger than she used to be but her big plus is that she is very relaxed about most things as per my review.
I saw Kyra once, pre UKP and seemed to remember that the punt was not too bad.
Your mileage may vary whoever you see so it may be as emile says and why SXMan had a poor punt
- although I hear he gets on well with the prossies in the Ipswich area 
I had been thinking about seeing her again so might just to that and report back, purely for
research purposes you understand.
Kyra's AW reviews seem full of fanboys but as some of you may remember I am partial to a bit of mature totty.
Her one positive review was from old Neal69, a prolific reviewer and punter who got banned IIRC.
Cheers, FB

[emileholiday]

Reminds me, I really loved the gfe with kyra thought I would go for her tie and tease she reckons is her signature. Was very disappointing, tied up nicely but not much tease, was very sexily done but when I was about to come she just went straight through, no edging at all, not even once. Ended up having to have awkward broken English conversation until I made my excuses and left.
I’ll deffo  stick to the straight gfe which she seems happy to go the whole hour. Though she doesn’t go any longer than her time, which is fair but I do tend to have long convos way beyond time with all my other punts.