I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.
Hygiene wise and general punting
Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.
Night before, if I can be bothered
Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.
Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?
I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.
I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.