Punting is so expensive
Correct. It’s like ‘freshly-used’ ditchwater in fancy spring-water drinking bottles, complete with impressive advertising, five-star recommendations and ‘reviews’ from sadly normal people who are almost dying of fucking thirst.
(Plus you’re not allowed to say ‘ditchwater’).
There’s a charming article on fanny age here...
External Link/Members OnlyWe could do a special on on courtesan cuntflaps
It’s perfectly normal for your fanny to smell of condoms and lube. Even if you stopped flogging it every day it would still take a couple of months for your hormones to recover that so-called natural fem smell. Customers sick of strawberry lube flavour? I know. But girls, there is something you can do about it! Just don’t wash for a week and it will start to have that lovely streetwalker smell. Don’t wash anyway? Get customers to bring you cheap perfume — it makes it doubly exciting when they go ‘down there’.
Dusty phone? You may need more than a couple of months. Try posting some fake reviews and photoshopped glam. (UKP will see through them but hey, it’s a big world out there!)
The market has been merchandised to fuck. Prostitution is like American waitressing. A job any women can do when they’re
too lazy or too incompetent to earn decent money doing anything else. Yet instead of basic wage they expect to get
more than a chief executive, an airline pilot, or a top medical practitioner.
Even if she only works one hour a day she’ll earn the equivalent of the salary of a senior judge. Give me an honest whore any day. Not because I can’t afford stupid rates: I simply prefer honesty.
