I was lucky enough to be able to return to Bangkok and stay on 48 hours after a business trip. Did 1 night in Bangkok and 1 night in Pattaya. I’d never been to the latter, so was keen to give it a go. Visited Jan 2019.
I’ve not been in every bar in Soi Cowboy/Nana, but have put my head through the door of several. The one I prefer most is Crazy Horse in Soi Cowboy. Here the girls dance completely naked, so you know what you are getting. There are girls in shorts skirts etc., but these are older, often had kid etc. and the clothes are masking bellies, saggy tits etc.
This bar, and no doubt many others is increasingly loaded with Koreans. I’ve seen a particular type of girl in this bar (and others) orientate themselves to try and look more “Korean” to play to this market. Short bobbed hair, light skin, no tattoos, giggly/girly personality.
Crazy Horse is always busy. Koreans will often get best tables and the best girls brought over to them. It’s annoying, they aren’t paying more (I think) and are often rude. Lots of young guys, who just want to drink and show off money (throwing wads of it into the air for the girls to grab).
It’s worth putting up with this shit as the girls tend to be hotter in this bar (or in my view anyway) and as they are naked, you know what you are getting. Don’t let the mamasan put you upstairs, it’s quieter, but the girls much less good quality. For every 10 girls, there is one absolute stunner. But you need to move quick. Many of the girls seem to get bought so many drinks, they are less bothered about doing bar fines. One girl I spoke to said she only did about 2 barfines a week - easy money getting bought drinks, Koreans willing to buy whatever they ask. Of about 10 I spoke to in Pattaya and BKK said they don’t like sleeping with Koreans - 333 is no longer true, when they get back to the rooms there is no respect and they are expected to act like pornstars the minute they walk through the door - that’s what you pay for I hear you jest, but a little respect goes a long way.
Having got there early, 9pm, I was able to get an absolute knockout girl - tall, slim, small breasts, light skin for 2,500bhat + 700 barfine, + 1 beer for me and 1 lady drink (500 combined). All in 3700. It’s expensive, but this girl was seriously a 9 and a “model type”. There were a lot worse looking girls going for the same price. She had a massive traditional Thai back tattoo that was really sexy.
Sex was good, a bit vanilla but included OWO, DFK, 69, facial, FS energetic in multiple positions. It was something to remember, but not knock-out. Lasted around an hour and was allowed 2 pops. All agreed in advance and she was happy going to my hotel.
All in expensive, getting on for UK prices, but seems standard for go-go’s these days. Others are no doubt cheaper, but this was a quality product.
I went back about 1am after doing a bit of a tour of other bars, Thermae etc. There are definitely cheaper girls out there, but for me I feel that I don’t get this opportunity often and I’d rather pay a bit more for quality than save 2000 bhat and be disappointed. The second girl I took out was an ex dancer from Insomnia, heavily tattooed and pierced. Amazing body, but had a punk look - she looked dirty and was. Same drill sex wise, but all done with a kink and offered water sports in the shower, I was hammered by this point and will try anything once, but found myself going shy and declining.
Next night I was in Pattaya. Ended up having a bit of a blowout. Hired a car for £60 and drove myself, also rented top drawer hotel suite in the Accor barracuda. All expensive, but, was only there for a short time and had cash to burn.
Loads of Koreans again in Pattaya. I’ve nothing against them, but there approach and attitude is killing the scene I think. Each to their own, but it’s not my cup of tea.
I toured a few bars on walking street and walked up via beach road. The girls on beach road were either rough as, or very young. I visited sharks, baracca, windmill and a couple of others. Was really disappointed by the quality. I’m attracted to the tall, light skinned girls, but they are hard to find. I also, didn’t find a bar where the girls were dancing naked.
Was getting quite frustrated, but ended up in a go go called skyfall - James Bond themed. Was given a crap seat far away from the action. Preference seemed to be given to Korean/Chinese or couples
Saw a group leave, got up an moved with my drink - this annoys the bar girls as they are monitoring your tab and they each have a patch. Polite row, stuck to my guns and took the prime seat. Much better. The dancers changed and on came this girl - well fuck me. She was a 10, must have been 5’11 and taller in heels, really tall slender body, could easily have been a model. Beckoned her over for a drink - she whispered to the bar girl and I got the message she was on her period. Arrrgh (or yeah right).
Was in a proper funk now, turned down by my dream girl and was 2,000 baht down on beer and only found one girl I really wanted. Undeterred I looked for a plan B. Saw a girl of. A similar type, the only other one in the bar, not as pretty, but still very shagable. It was midnight by this point and I was getting desperate and drunk, so thought I had better cash my chips in. Her name was Fern, died blonde hair, 5’10, slim, darker skin, c- cup. She spoke good English, and agreed to go back to my hotel, but wanted a couple of drinks first. I agreed. As we were talking, we got on really well. I find doing my best Hugh Grant impression works wonders with Thai girls and we laughed and joked a lot. After about 15 mins, the hottie who had her “period” came and sat nearby. I asked Fern if she knew her well as they had been dancing next to each other earlier in the evening. She said yes, but that I had better not try and go off with her and that she only did Korean or Saudi men. I said bring her over anyway - I was drunk and full of bravado at that point. Her name was “Q”. After a drink and some banter - and finding out Q was not on her period - I’m tall, and she suspected I had a big cock and would be too much effort.
Anyway - broached the subject of a threesome. Fern horrified, Q fine with it. Q also spoke good English and could hold conversation well. Hugh Grant was working. After much fake hysteria from Fern, she realised that I was now in a position to go off with Q and had worn her down, so agreed. Got the mammas an over straight away - then came the the WTF moment. Wanted 19,000 Thb - WTF. Turns out Q is/was a model and is there coyote girl for getting high spending clients to blow their wallets. Mamas an was not in the mood to let her out on the cheap. After much haggling, I got the price to 14,000 and not having to pay for the drinks. Plus the girls offered to sort taxi and condoms. I was bewitched by Q and the thought of missing out was too much. I appreciate I was pay £350, but you would not have got girls in London at this price. I agreed that the girls would stay 3 hours and unlimited pops and do full lesbian show. Fern was nervous about this, had only done one threesome before, but Q more relaxed.
It was 1am now. We headed for a taxi, but Fern wanted one more drink to “loosen up”. I said no, frightened that my investment would do a runner, but somehow got talked into it. They bought me a couple of rounds of shots at the bar opposite my hotel, more banter and then I called time.
We headed up to my room - I had a suite with a huge double bath. We filled it up, I’d hid the mini bar contents and pretended it was empty. I wasn’t spending any more money. Q insisted on nipping out for some more beer, I protested, but she said she would leave her handbag and phone and off she went to the 7/11. She was back within 10 mins with fake champagne and a bag of beers. These girls were now up for a party.
By then the bath was full, so we all got in and let’s just say I felt like a king. Licking the fizzy booze off the girls tits and pussies and watching them do the same made me nearly cum on the spot.
Some of this was clearly a time wasting ploy - I think they were expecting me to pass out, but I kept going and we moved to the bed.
Sex was amazing 3 way kisses, a daisy chain - me licking out Q, q licking out Fern and Fern sucking my cock. They kept their word on the 3 pops and by the third they were having to try really hard. Felt I was getting my money’s worth. Nothing was rushed, really, really enjoyed myself. Both girls headed separately to the shower before heading off. Fern invited me in with her, began sucking my cock and balls, pulled my cock towards her pussy, and attempted to bareback. By this point I had sobered up, pulled away. She said she wanted to give me something to remember her by. I declined again.
Both left about 5:30am. I was exhausted, but at the point was still on a buzz from what had just happened, so gave them 5 mins, let them get clear and headed back to beach road, to see who was still about. Lots of girls still around, but I was in too much of a daze to really make any decisions. So headed back to hotel and hit up wechat. Got a couple of conversations going and found a girl who was willing to come to my room for 1,000.
She arrived about 20 mins later, I had to meet her outside. She was the traditional Thai go go type. Turns out she had been working in a bar (sapphire), been to Insomnia and was on her way home. Agreed on one hour, one pop. Let her in, did the business. Probably would rate her a 7, very short and petite, pretty face, but overall average compared to what I had experienced earlier.
After sex she asked to stay, I said fine. I didn’t really want to be alone. We both fell asleep and she woke at about 11am saying she needed to go. I hadn’t paid her yet, so this was all fine. I pushed for morning sex, but she said she worked in a restaurant in the day and her shift started at 12. No time.
All in all a really good experience, but I had to pay near London prices to get what I wanted. If I had been there longer I would have made more effort to get better value for money. But sometimes when you see a girl you just can’t hold back. I’d rather pay over the odds and get what I want and I think it’s genuinely hard to get good value, particularly if you are only on a short stay. Also, I think my spending was in part driven by ego and wanting to show that I could play with the high rollers. If the bars are becoming more orientated towards other nationalities with different behaviours and attitudes and the game is changing, spending your way through it to get top girls seems like the only option. A shame, but also hard to get away from.
