So, next up is the Bangkok Milking table. Web link is here:
External Link/Members OnlyI went with this agency due to semi positive on this site, this was my first threesome and I wanted it to be a dead cert.
I booked this over email ahead of my trip - 10pm to 12am. Booking was made online - I don’t own a punting phone, so this was best for me personally. I had also read reviews on here about the girls being “proper three holers,”so was excited by the prospect.
Comms were very clear. To the point where they sent me a list of Thai phrases to use in converstion with the girls. Idea is that you can point to the phrase and then say what you want and allegedly the girls will do it. List included DFK, lesbian show, anal amongst other things.
Initially ordered girl ee1 and ee5 from the website. I have a thing for skinny girls and they looked the thinnest from the website photo’s. I also somehow took the impression that you needed to order one massage expert and one sex expert (their words not mine).
I asked over email if these girls would do the advertised lesbian show and was advised that ee1 and ee5 did not have good chemistry from that perspective, so best to go for ee3 and ee5 - two “sex girls”. Fine I thought. Confirmed the booking, about one week in advance.
On the night emailed details of my room. No further confirmation required. Girls arrived promptly. They checked in at the hotel desk and the reception rang my room without batting an eyelid. All fine so far.
Advert said girls would arrive in inconspicuous attire - bullshit. However, if in Sukhumvit , two local girls
turn up to your room - they can be dressed as nuns, ready to read my last rights - whatever, they are whores. The receptionists new the score, had seen It all before and did it bat an eyelid. Girls were dressed in the obligatory uniform of cutoff denim shorts and skimpy tops I.e like almost every off duty hooker in Thailand.
On arrival, paid the fee - 6,000 THB for 2 girls for 2 hours. Girl ee3 was fat and at best a 5, ee5 was in my view stunning and much better than the website pics. I would rate her a 9. On this basis was expecting ee3 to be pure filth and ee5 to take the back seat. How wrong was I.
Ee5 set up the milking table, while ee3 showered. I stripped and readied myself for action. Face down - ee3 climbed underneath and wanked me off, while ee5 stuck as many fingers in my ass as possible, while proclaiming at top volume - me fuck your ass, you bad boy, you love it.
20 mins of this, I popped. Fee included unlimited pops. No problem for the girls at all.
After popping through the whole in the milking table all three of us got into the shower. The girls washed me die. And we got ready for the next round. What followed was three further rounds of masssge in my bed, OW, rimming from all parties on all parties and three more pops from me. After each pop we would all head to the shower, clean each other up and then start in the next round.
Positives:
Both girls were pleasant, easy going and as advertised on website.
Booking very easy and comms clear.
Girls generally aimed to please within their pre-defines limits and wee genuinely nice to be around.
I found ee5 to be genuinely hot - she took the lead throughout.
Negatives:
Anal not on offer, despite being advertised. Went for ass fingering and was told “no”.
No DFK.
It was very clearly a duo not a threesome.
Both girls shaven - ee3 had clearly missed key bits and had a hairy ass crack - grim.
Milkng table has seen better days.
All girls from this website on call 24/7. Could quite conceivably be knackered should they turn up to your meet.
This was my first threesome. I’d read on this website about the importance of giving direction in a theesome to ensure you get what you want. I was crap at this and when the two hours was up, i realised I had let the whole thing was controlled by ee5. I hadn’t even fucked either girl.
The girls packed up and left promptly on time. Would I recommend - no I would not, ee5 was great and might book her solo, with the awareness that anal was not on offer
