PattayaOff to Pattaya, here is where I spent most of my time, probably a bit too long in the end.
I knew I would here for a while so decided to take my time and explore Pattaya as last year I was only here for 3 nights and didn't see as much as I liked too.
Bachelor ClubOn a few different days I visited the bars around Soi Buakhao during the day, its a great place for cheap bars, I'm not really a big daytime drinker but there are always someone around to have a natter with for an hour or two. Using Thai Friendly I was speaking to a Go Go dancer who worked at Bachelor Club which is on Soi Diana which is just off Soi Buakhao.
The girl who I had planned to meet was still dithering around in the changing rooms or something so I had the chance to enjoy a couple of beers and have a perve at the other dancers, with me being the only person in the club I kind of liked the attention, when she did eventually turn up I bought her a lady drink which sent a signal to the other girls who were dancing that I was out of bounds. It was her turn to get on stage I think she danced for maybe 4 or 5 songs, the other girls who eyeing me up left the stage and the bar area so it was me, this girl and some new beauties were now on the stage, from the new batch of girls there was someone else who I really wanted now.
After they had finished their dancing the initial girl who I had arranged to meet came back to me to finish her drink and the other girl who I took a fancy too also came over as well, the one who I was meeting was sat on my knee and the other had her hand on my thigh and occasionally gave my dick a squeeze, after each squeeze I was getting harder and I'm sure she felt this as I gave her the eye and a cheeky smile. When the girls weren't speaking broken English with me they were chatting to each other in Thai but I didn't care and I was perving on them both and I was getting really horny, the new girl was discussing her tits telling me she wanted her already enhanced tits to be bigger and she invited me to feel them, this was getting all too much now as the other girl stood up and was wiggling her bum to me as I think she liked a song that came on and again the girl who I really fancied was giving my cock a squeeze again. So I thought fuck it, I'll bar fine them both thinking I might some lesbian action, the idea seem to repulse both of them and that kind of killed the mood, they liked the idea of being bar fined together but I wasn't really sure how this would work if they weren't going to interact with each other, I'm pretty sure the bar fine was 1000thb each and the girls wanted 2500thb, this was to much pay and for once my brain ruled over my dick and I decided to leave, I'm pretty sure if they gave me some encouragement or if they confirmed they would interact with each other I would have paid up,
In the end I settled my bill and left on my own, I really wanted to bar fine the sexier girl but at those prices and without any guarantee it will be any good I decided to visit a massage parlour which was round the corner that I visited last year,
External Link/Members Only Paradise Massagewhen I was walking up earlier there was a girl who caught my eye, she wasn't stood there but I picked another girl or I should say another girl picked me! I was walking past and she shouts “Masssaggeee” and mimicked sucking my cock, she grabbed me arm and pulled me in, I asked how much and it was 200thb for massage and 1000thb for sex, in all honestly I just wanted a bj as I was still really horny and I just wanted to dump my load, but she had enhanced tits which were quite big and a pretty face, we go upstairs and I'm invited to have a shower, I had my belongings with me and was given a hand towel to dry myself, the girl went for a quick shower and quickly returned to the private booth which was basically resembled how changing rooms are setup with a dividing curtain, I'm in no mood for a massage and I tell her to suck my cock, I know I'm going to cum soon so I tell her to jump on, she starts squatting at first as she probably knows I'm on the brink but I tell her slow down as I wanted to check out those lovely tits, in the end I explode, after a couple of mins tidy up I'm still not quite satisfied as I know I've got a couple of drops of cum still in my dick that's not out yet, so I start wanking myself and soon the girl lies down with me and starts wanking me also, excuse the pun but this was a bit harder than expected to cum again so I take over and give my cock a hard wanking while I'm touching her tits so the tiny bit of cum which was causing me an inch dribbles out and now I was finally satisfied.
Windmill AgogoWindmill Agogo on their websites claims to have the friendliest and naughtiest girls in Pattaya, to some extent I would agree with this as when you walk in and go upstairs there are normally two girls who are playing with each other, such as full on kissing, licking each others tits, licking and fingering each other pussies, they get themselves into some eye opening positions and the more money you throw at they carry on and its gets more intense, I would have liked to have seen a few sex toys, a dildo or strap on maybe. Back downstairs there's the main stage where the girls dance or just shake their hips, next to the main stage there is a smaller stage where basically two girls sit there and just fondle each other, nothing like the lesbian action upstairs, in the far corner there's a hot tub / jacuzzi which is empty and a shower with water spurting out but on the couple of occasions I was there I was expecting a girl or girls to give a shower routine but I think its more for show than anything else. Sat around are a number of girls, yes they are friendly and they don't push you for a drink but they aren't all sexy, if you look at their website or Google images I would say this is a fair representation of the standard available. There a few stunners and one caught my eye, I cant remember her name or badge number but she had short dyed blonde hair, enhanced tits, petite and she spoke fantastic English as she claimed to have gone to a private boarding school in Bangkok and she also had gone to Bangkok university. I had watched her on stage before she came speaking to me for the first time and I watched her a second time when she went to the 'fondling stage' and I was ready to bar fine her based on her looks, the sexy dance moves and she spoke English really well. What she actually did was talk herself out of bar fining, I'm pretty sure she quoted me for the bar fines 1000thb for short time and 1500 for long time but after 1am its 800thb, also she wanted 3000thb short time and 5000thb long time, in my opinion she was the hottest girl in the club so she probably expects to be paid more, I felt she was taking the piss a bit with those prices and I told her I have visited gogo bars and she was expensive! The Windmill boasts that you can talk to the management if you have any issues with the girls but I thought this might not work in my favour, also she expected me to pay for a taxis to get to my hotel and back again which was a 10min walk from the Windmill, she said long time is to much time and she prefers short time, I joked that long time is brilliant as we could have sex all night and in the morning, I said to her we could go back to the hotel have sex, then go to a restaurant and go back to the hotel again but she didn't like the idea of this, she wanted short time only but she did confirm when asked she kisses full on, allows fingering and her pussy to be licked and she sucks without condom. I just thought she was a spoilt little bitch so I left. Quite possibly she could have been bar fined maybe two or three times in the night but the way she dismissed the idea of long there's other girls who wouldn't snub the extra payment. I actually returned twice a few nights later and also my last night to find her but she was no where to be seen,
Ibar and Club InsomniaIbar and Club Insomnia, basically Ibar is the bar on the ground floor of Walking Street which opens in the evening and Club Insomnia which is on the first floor opens at around 11pm, the club can be accessed from the back stairs inside Ibar and also there's an entrance on Walking Street where you walk up some metal stairs. I'd say there's a ratio of 5 freelancers to one touristy bloke looking for fun, you do get groups of girls who are just clueless tourists, a small group of Chinese girls took pity on me as I was on my own but they claimed to have boyfriends back home, fair play to them one bought me a drink , well it was happy hour but they were cock blocking me, they didn't realise the majority of the girls were freelancers and I was looking to pay for one of them, my joke of paying for them to come back to my hotel room didn't go too well and I found myself stood on my own again, Most of the freelancers in here think they're at the high end of their trade, yes they looked stunning, a few were on the par of the Bangkok freelancers from NYE, when I attempted so speak to the stunners they claimed not too understand English or they would ignore or shake their heads at me, what I quickly realised was the girls who were in the stunners category were with oriental blokes who were older , they could be Chinese, Malaysian or Japanese who knows but they were dressed smart, shirt & trousers, they looked liked they had come from a business meeting rather than a farang who is his best shorts and t shirt from Primark. I actually managed to pull / pay for a freelancer, she was good looking but not in the stunner category.
Freelancer Weird SexThe freelancer cost me 1,500thb and she stayed until about 6am, I was hoping for morning sex but she was out in the door in about 5mins after waking up, I wasn't that impressed having to escort her down to reception to pick up her id card at that time in the morning. The sex felt strange as well, not that she was a lady boy or anything but she was so quiet and submissive, basically after we showered separately she got into bed with a towel wrapped around her and she claimed she was cold due to the air con being left on, anyway I get on try to kiss her, again I get the closed lip routine, I start to move down and kiss her neck and nipples and rub her tits, this time I don't ask if I can lick her pussy I just moved on down, if she asked me to stop or if she pulled away then I would have stopped, but she allowed me to lick and kiss her pussy and also she allowed fingering, I was thinking this is great , I'm well in for a good session here, she was getting wet but she was so quiet, ok I was expecting loud moans, I think she did cum and she gave a bit of a shudder, every so often I was asking if she was OK and she would just nod at me, she could speak some broken English as we were chatting in the club and also we were walking to my hotel. When she cummed I tried to be the dutiful boyfriend and cuddle and kiss her but she didn't seem to like that, I noticed on her back she had some fantastic tattoos so I started trying to kiss her neck and I moved down her back to her bum, I left her bum up and starting rubbing her pussy, she had a lovely tiny bum hole and as I was rubbing her pussy I ran my other hand over her bum hole and slowly inserted a finger, she was really tight so didn't push to hard but she didn't complain, I ended up licking both her pussy and bum hole, at one point I was fingering her pussy and licking her bum hole, but she was so quiet. Now I was getting hard and wanted to shag her as her pussy was really wet, I wondered if she would let me bareback her so I was rubbing my dick on her bum checks and I put my dick over her arse crack, I was making sure I didn't actually insert into her and I asked OK? And she just nodded, I asked her again, Yes? OK? and she'd nod again so I quickly said let me get condom , I'm pretty sure she would have allowed me to fuck her without a condom, when I got a condom out she was still in the same position and not moved an inch, in the end I shagged her only in doggy position, it was a good sight, god knows what would have happen if I asked her to ride me, she probably wouldn't move. I did think to stick my cock in her bum but I knew she was going to be too tight and I was losing wood, when I eventually cummed she left me to sort out the condom, she grabbed the towel put it round her, with the duvet on top and went to sleep with her back to me. I kept asking if she was OK and she didn't need to stay all night but now she was speaking and she said she was OK. Later when we she was getting changed she said she would come back and for 2000thb per day she would stay all day and all night with me, I got her Line details as back up but didn't contact her again.
Pattaya Beach RoadThe girls from Pattaya Beach Road, I had read a fair bit about the prossies from Beach Road and that they should be avoided due the higher risk of being mugged, robbed or catching an STD. I had walked up Beach Road at various times of the evening from around 8am to 2am. Actually the only people to be causing trouble were groups of Russian and Asian men who would get in the girls faces, trying to take selfies with them. I managed to meet 2 prossies from Beach Road and one I went back twice as she was so much fun.
The Girl From SudanWell the first girl who I had sex with I spoke to her when she walking down one of the Sois next to Beach Road, I had recognised her from Beach Road on my many scouting trips, but I think she was trying to find a hotel and she kept looking at their phone and trying to find the names of the hotel, I watched her go inside one hotel and quickly come out, being the gent that I am I approached her and asked where she was going, the girl was a black girl from Sudan who spoke with a strong French accent, her English wasn't great so I was asking her which hotel, and she kept saying 1000thb, I was telling her at first I didn't want short time but I was helping her to find her hotel. I've never shagged a black girl before and its always been on my things to do list, she was actually quite pretty, small, petite, enhanced tits and typical bigger arse, so I said to her come to my hotel, when we got to my hotel room all my valuables were locked in the safe, she took a shower first and then me, when I arrived back in the room she was just applying her make up, she had a fit tidy body, I really liked her arse, it wasn't massive but bigger than average if you know what I mean, for some reason I got a wave of negative thoughts, I remembered reading online that sometimes girls spray something on their tits and when the blokes comes along and licks them they get knocked out, I tried to calm myself as I knew anything of value was locked in the safe and her passport, yes passport was with reception, also stupidly I thought she might have caught something having come from Sudan, yes I know I was initially very discriminative and prejudice which I'm ashamed off now but safety first, so in the end, I got her to lick her own nipples, well she isn't gonna knock herself out , she sucked my cock covered, I didn't lick her pussy or attempt to finger her but her pussy was shaved and looked very neat, she started off with cow girl but I could tell she was quite loose, after a short while I wanted in her doggy so I could have a look at that arse of hers, this was a fantastic sight taking her doggy, she was a bit on the loose side for me and my dick kept slipping out, probably not helped as I wasn't as hard as I should be, I asked if it was OK to boom boom her bum and she replied yes but I knew this probably wouldn't work as I was getting soft, in the end, I got my own condom and got her to suck me to completion.
My Fav Prossie - I love her long timeThe second girl I picked up on Beach Road was a little stunner and my favourite and that's why I saw her twice in three nights, same price 1000thb which seems to be the going rate, she said she was worked on Beach Road for fours and she normally stands near Soi 9, I cant remember her name but she is clearly recognisable, well to me anyway, she was quite dark, at first I thought she might have been African, she wore quite thick hair extensions, not a fat bum but slightly bigger than the usual skinny Thai arse, big tits but these were natural rather than enhanced, when we got into my hotel room on the first night she removed her hair extensions but you could tell she was Thai. So the reason for seeing her twice? Well her English was quite good, she was a bit mental and she said drones were spying on her but she was quite sweet and funny, she allowed full on kissing, let me lick her pussy and finger it, sucked my cock and balls, sex in a number of positions and she got into it, wasn't lazy. On the second time I saw her I told her to leave the hair extensions in and to wear her high heels as I fucked her on my hotel balcony, luckily my hotel room was at the back of the hotel and the balcony was quite private so no one could see us, I did joke and tell her to wave at the drones.
I also visited the girly bars around Soi 6, nothing really to report here, although there was plenty of girls I just wasn't in the mood. Also I ventured up up to a couple of soapy massages Sabai Dee and Honey 2, here the girls were cheaper than Poseidon in Bangkok, a majority had lighter skin but I didn't think they were model types so I decided to save my money.
Looking back walking the two soapies from my hotel was a bad idea, even though I walked on Beach Road which was cooler with the sea breeze I still worked up a sweat and by the time I got there I wasn't in the mood for sex, I should have got the Bhat Bus or found a bar to recuperate.
So that's it I'm afraid folks, I'll return to Thailand again in the next couple of years as I want a break from it, not sure where my next punting trip will be but it needs to be less commercialised than Thailand.