Anybody punted Gateshead sexdolls

[Highlander]

Lolz. So apparently until recently you could punt a sex doll in Felling at a "sex doll brothel". As reviews go, the Chronicle have done poorly. No prices, venue details sketchy, think it's one of those "what went on  between me and her" types that wrote it. Anyway if they get licensed treat her with respect and spare a thought for the poor sod on cleanup duty

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[waynekerr600]

Tried them but their prices were highly inflated.

[Highlander]

 

[daviemac]

Tried them but their prices were highly inflated.

 

[waynekerr600]

They also did Islamic love dolls. They are the ones that blow themselves up.

[Sar-Major]

They also did Islamic love dolls. They are the ones that blow themselves up.

Next "Giro Day" young wayneker, invest in a "Fekin New Script Writer" as that ones as old as the "Magic Lamp" in Aladin. 

 

[Fragilehand]

They also did Islamic love dolls. They are the ones that blow themselves up.

Iv never heard it befor ... I don't get out much.

[Tiger63]

Even if you had would you come on here and admit it?

[Fragilehand]

Might as well throw in my contribution...

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[catweazle]

Might as well throw in my contribution...

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Or......

On trying on a new burkha "Does my bomb look big in this?"

[daviemac]

They also did Islamic love dolls. They are the ones that blow themselves up.

Seems you're a racist now Mr Kerr, well the bloke who thinks the masseuses have 'long tiring days' and 'work quite hard' says so anyway.   

Another numpty who hasn't bothered to read the rules.   

[Kev3773]

Seems you're a racist now Mr Kerr, well the bloke who thinks the masseuses have 'long tiring days' and 'work quite hard' says so anyway.   

Another numpty who hasn't bothered to read the rules.   

His only post to date stating he was going to start reviewing was 5 months ago. Then reporting this. Prick 

[catweazle]

His only post to date stating he was going to start reviewing was 5 months ago. Then reporting this. Prick 

My word but aren't some people precious? Reporting the (quite old but still amusing ) joke as racist...........l hear a clock ticking.......

[daviemac]

My word but aren't some people precious? Reporting the (quite old but still amusing ) joke as racist...........l hear a clock ticking.......

What where not near me I hope.   

[Fragilehand]

What where not near me I hope.   

no mate its in that ruck sack in the corner...

[waynekerr600]

My word but aren't some people precious? Reporting the (quite old but still amusing ) joke as racist...........l hear a clock ticking.......

Hope it's not my clock.

I do hope this place stays where people can have a little bit of banter.

If someone has reported me my message to that person is a believe in a meritocracy and haven't got a racist bone in my body.

[catweazle]

Nah mates, "passionmm" who cant see a joke.

[daviemac]

Hope it's not my clock.

I do hope this place stays where people can have a little bit of banter.

If someone has reported me my message to that person is a believe in a meritocracy and haven't got a racist bone in my body.

This will always be a place where we can have a bit of banter. Just ignore the one post wonder whose idea of contributing reviews is to waste Admin's time with trivial reporting.

Hi All,

I've been puntin for a while and visited maybe 8-10 massage places in the area, i'll start posting reviews etc soon.

Not sure if the right group but wanted to ask - in your opinion does the time of the day effect the quality of service you get? For example will you get just much as quality and attention to detail at 7pm in the evening as opposed to say 10am in the morning?

Its a bloody long tiring day and some of these girls work quite hard!

His one post, from 6 months ago, says an awful lot about him.   

[waynekerr600]

Cheers guys.

Can't believe he's been registered a year made one post and one report.

The lazy fucker can't even be arsed to be a leech.

[waynekerr600]

As a follow up I did buy one of those dolls for £100 but took it back I told the shop owner I paid £100 and the first time I tried to use it it went down on me. He replied 'if I'd known that I'd have charged you £200'

Note to passionmm - that was a joke and in no way was shopkeeperist.

[pauls3332]

Took mine back when her nose started to run. Owner said Didn't you know you had to empty them when they were full.

[Sar-Major]

Took mine back when her nose started to run. Owner said Didn't you know you had to empty them when they were full.

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[Barry Shipton]

Sorry to burst your bubble lads but I think the sex doll brothel market is a bit deflated at the moment as the owner got a £10,000 fine after Gateshead Council took him to court for not having a sex shop licence.

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Says the lucky guy from the Council went along and asked to sample his ‘try before you buy’ service at £50 a pop. Not sure if you could ask him to put up a review - or if in the best traditions he ‘made his excuses and left’. 

It even made it into The Sun
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[waynekerr600]

Apparently the sex dolls were more enthusiastic and engaging than 99 per cent of roms and had better communication skills.

 £50 a pop with a doll? Am I missing something?

[ProfessorYaffle]

Apparently the sex dolls were more enthusiastic and engaging than 99 per cent of roms and had better communication skills.

 £50 a pop with a doll? Am I missing something?

 

It was £100 a pop when I first read about it a few months ago:

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I guess they mustn't have had many takers so dropped their prices.

[Sar-Major]

It was £100 a pop when I first read about it a few months ago:

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I guess they mustn't have had many takers so dropped their prices.

Shame some WG's couldn't take a leaf out of their book.