I have read some shite on awork in my time but this surely takes the biscuit? A field report of pornslut gracey harper, part of the notorious bambi black creampie collective. Full report via the link and some snippets below, must be bollocks surely?
External Link/Members Only About the Venue Score: 10/10
Private Meet at 5* Hotel private cottage organised and paid for by myself.
Using the acient art of :"using a Sat Nav by entering a postcode", she managed to travel to a very remote location in dangerous winter conditions without excessive complaining.
Gracey slipped past all staffs without difficulty, it is reasonable to believe she had previously recieved training from a ninja.
The pictures on her profile are almost accurate, however her eye bags after a night without sleep were not depicted accurately in her gallery. Those of a sensitive disposition to massive eyebags should avoid eye contact from 8am onwards until such time, estee lauder, max factor and chanel repairs the damage you have caused by not letting her sleep.
It goes on and on with the classic "Sex, meh... wasn't actually very interested as I was mildly annoyed I couldn't finish watching Top Gear before she arrived but I'm sure she's ace in all aspects. "
utter madness...