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« on: June 25, 2014, 10:26:04 am »
This one is an age discriminator.....

Q. DO YOU HAVE A AGE LIMIT    
A. YES..18 TO 100 xx

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Some members may have to get a fake Pensioners' Bus Pass in order to see her  :D :D

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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2014, 12:03:29 pm »
Q. Can I negotiate a price?    
A. If you want to pay me more than my stated fee that is much appreciated!

Q. What don't you like?    
A. People ramming their tongues down my throat, unclean people and pushy people. Time wasters, text speak, people who say fuck, baby, babe, tits or anything like that. It's disrespectful and i deserve to be treated with respect. Or people who assume I'll see them just because they have the cash! I am not desperate for your money and i do reject many of the requests emailed to me.

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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2014, 01:03:26 pm »
Q. are you english?    
A. yes 100% born and bread xx

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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2014, 01:24:16 pm »
Quote from: CoolTiger on June 25, 2014, 01:03:26 pm
Q. are you english?    
A. yes 100% born and bread xx

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 :lol:

Brilliant! The rest of her Q&As are funny too, although I don't think she meant to be funny.

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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2014, 01:36:58 pm »
Q. IS OWO ON OFFER TO EVERYONE    

A. I'M AFRAID IT NO LONGER IS. IF YOU CAN NOT PULL YOUR FORESKIN BACK FULLY OR THERE ARE ANY SIGNS OF REDNESS OR SMELL THEN OWO WILL NOT BE ON OFFER. YOUR COCK SHOULD SMELL OF SOAP ONLY

Doesn't say what type of soap  :D

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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2014, 01:40:55 pm »
Q. DO I SEE EVERYONE?    

A. NOT REALLY, I WILL REFUSE BOOKING IF YOU START A CONVERSATION WITH:
"how much are you?
"I wanna fuck you"
"baby"
Do you takle up your..?

Or if I cant understand what you say


I've previously added her to the BB Thread.

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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2014, 01:47:29 pm »
Q. WHAT AM I GOING TO BE WALKING INTO TO ??    

A. SOFT LIGHTING.. CANDLE'S BURNING & ME WAITING : )

I hope she doesn't mean it literally   :scare:

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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2014, 02:41:42 pm »
Q. Do you charge extra for any services?    
A. Writing that makes me feel like I am offering a broadband service. No, I only do what I enjoy (on my list) and all is included in the price stated.

Q. Do you take it up the bum ?    
A. Sorry, I'm saving that for my wedding night.

Q. What time are you open until ?    
A. I'm not a fish and chip shop my lovely. My availability is stated on the profile.

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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2014, 02:50:04 pm »
Q. Can i ring you and wank over the phone?    
A. I'm sorry, no, i'm an escort not a phone sex worker and don't offer those services because i simply dont't feel comfy doing that x

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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2014, 02:52:57 pm »
The following profile has x32 Q&A's, which I won't list, as far too long.

Has anyone come across another profile with more?

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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2014, 02:58:25 pm »
Q. How many clients have you seen today before me?    
A. OK, this is a tricky one, mostly because I'm too honest for my own good. If you ask I'll tell you, if you think the answer might put you off or you're hoping for lies, then don't ask. Sorry!

Q. I'm a good looking guy, can you see me for cheaper?    
A. In a word, NO.
I wouldn't charge someone ugly, disfigured, disabled or in anyway disadvantaged more, so I'm not going to charge you less. This isn't about people's looks for me, would being attractive get you half price on a suit?? I think not. However, if you're someone who I get along with and have seen a number of times, then mabe I'll offer a discount, but even then, don't ask, it'll be at my discretion.

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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2014, 03:04:10 pm »
Q. Can I negotiate your prices?    
A. Sure... As long you want to pay me more

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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2014, 03:07:50 pm »
Q. How many times can i come in the hour?    
A. Lets give it a go!

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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2014, 03:31:06 pm »
Q. How many times can I cum during a booking?    
A. I give in - how many times can you cum?! (The real answer is as many times as you wish/can manage in the time booked).

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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2014, 03:35:44 pm »
Q. Do you have a preference?    
A. I prefer my clients to be Caucasian/white (ie. British, European, Middle eastern or central asian) and 30 years of age or over.

Can Middle eastern / Asians also be Caucasians??

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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2014, 03:45:07 pm »
Q. I'm young, Fit & Attractive - Can i get a discount?    
A. No! I'm also young, fit and attractive - How about a tip?

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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2014, 12:30:46 am »
Interview question.

Q. What three words best describe your personality?
A. Stubborn.

Made me smile.
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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2014, 09:45:09 am »
Quote from: Tony Montana on June 26, 2014, 12:30:46 am
Interview question.

Q. What three words best describe your personality?
A. Stubborn.

Made me smile.

Link please.
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